ASFM: Rewritevision - RESULTS - Starting @20:30 BST

[ButterTart]

So a quick reminder, in running order, of our top 5 as we draw near to crowning a winner

06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart

14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love - @BoysForSeles

26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher - @dUb

28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You - @straightorbroken

31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana​

This is an excellent top five in fairness. Rooting for all of them, especially me.

 

[Marina Salty]

dUb or Iguana pls

 

[ButterTart]

dUb or Iguana pls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ButterTart or @straightorbroken please

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 5th place...

Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart

5th - 140 Points

20:
16: Iguana
14: SystemAddict, Music
12: Ag​

 

[ButterTart]

I'll take that! Thank you for your sound judgement, Mopsy.

 

[OutSynk]

With so few top points you wonder how some of these made it to top10.

 

[Iguana]

In 5th place...

Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart

5th - 140 Points

20:
16: Iguana
14: SystemAddict, Music
12: Ag​

Have I ever been your top voter before @ButterTart?

 

[ButterTart]

Have I ever been your top voter before @ButterTart?

I actually don't think so! I've been yours several times, so thank you for finally returned the favour

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 4th place...

Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana

4th - 141 Points

20: OutSynk, Ag
16:
14: ZenGiraffe
12: Ill Advised, jyxz​

 

[Iguana]

Woop!

@Ag and I swapping 20s must be a first, too!

 

[Marina Salty]

Only dUb can save us now

 

[OutSynk]

@ButterTart or @straightorbroken please

?

 

[ButterTart]

In 4th place...

Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana

4th - 141 Points

20: OutSynk, Ag
16:
14: ZenGiraffe
12: Ill Advised, jyxz​

One point between us

Imagine if it turns out I gave you 2 points and therefore accidentally fucked myself over...

 

[Iguana]

TENSE

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 3rd place...

Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love - @BoysForSeles

3rd - 147 Points

20: Raining On Me
16: Tisch, Suomi, Haiku, straightorbroken
14:
12: Kate​

 

[Iguana]

One point between us

Imagine if it turns out I gave you 2 points and therefore accidentally fucked myself over...

I mean I am responsible for SIXTEEN of your points so I'm sure you'd be GRATEFUL anyway

 

[OutSynk]

@straightorbroken you will NOT win for a THIRD time with a Robyn tribute song

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

And then there were two...

Who will it be? @dUb with Dani Sylvia or @straightorbroken with Vanbot?

 

[ButterTart]

Happy with either of the top two winning it, in fairness.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Iguana]

NEITHER in attendance of course

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 2nd place...

MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You - @straightorbroken

2nd - 164 Points

20: ZenGiraffe, SystemAddict
16: dUb, Raining On Me
14: jyxz, jivafox, ButterTart
12: ​

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Which means...

 

[Marina Salty]

Omg it happened

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit, @dUb submitted a song gay people like!!!

 

[Iguana]

Things gay people like: @dUb

 

[Tisch]

Well done @dUb!

 

[Tisch]

And thanks @haiku!

Overall this was one of our strongest yet.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 1st place...

om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher - @dUb

1st - 209 Points

20: dmlaw, Haiku, Ill Advised, Tisch, Queen of the Bay, jyxz
16: OutSynk
14: Berly
12:

Congratulations to @dUb and Dani Sylvia!

​

 

[Iguana]

Congratulations dear @dUb and well done @Haiku Rewrites, beautifully presented and a strong set of songs.

Chuffed with my unexpected 4th placing!

 

[OutSynk]

Congrats @dUb! From Now United to this.

Thanks so much for hosting @Haiku Rewrites!

 

[ButterTart]

Well done @dUb that was a banger, and well done @Haiku Rewrites on a stellar contest.

 

[Iguana]

Didn't someone mention a spreadsheet?

 

[Marina Salty]

Thank you Haiku congrats dUb!

 

[Alla]

Love this new concept of not knowing who votes for you, hope in the next one you never find out who sends what

 

[Iguana]

Love this new concept of not knowing who votes for you, hope the next one you never find out who sends what

Next time you vote without hearing the songs, which get revealed with the results

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Full Results:

Draw					jyxz	GNL	Indie	Ag	jivafox	ButterTart	Queen of the Bay	Raining On Me	RJN	Tisch	Alex	Kala	Northwoods89	BoysForSeles	RaspberrySwirl	SystemAddict	Ill Advised	ZenGiraffe	Suomi	Kratz	Music	dmlaw	Haiku	rhythmbandit	Kate	dUb	Berly	straightorbroken	Rita	Soldi	Iguana	VoR	Rowan Tree	OutSynk	Total	Place
1	jyxz	Puffer Fish Power!	Corine	C'est si beau	X			8			10			6	20		12		1		16	7					2	10				1			14				107	13th
2	GNL	good boy	Dylan	Every Heart But Mine		-108			3					12	12	10					14			14						10	20	10			2			6	5	31st
3	Indie	Horror movie vibes from Japan	The Mad Capsule Markets	Pulse			X			12			7					14					7			12			10										62	24th
4	Ag	I'm Just A Hole Sir	Yunè Pinku	Fai Fighter				X				2	12	10				6	12		2	6	14	4	10		1		4			2			20			3	108	12th
5	jivafox	Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture	Lene	Pretty Young Thing			1		X	4		1	14		14	20	4			4	1			16	2		7	16			10			14	8				136	7th	16 voters
6	ButterTart	Fear of fucking massive ghost Megazord statues	Omnia & Cathy Burton	Searchlight			10	12	1	X			10	8	6	4		10		14	5	1		10	14	8			6					3	16			2	140	5th
7	Queen of the Bay	Trauco, responsible for any unplanned or unexplained pregnancies.	Seba Campos & Maria Papageorgiou	Pandora			6				X	5					2		6			8				10			2	8		8		10				14	79	19th
8	Raining On Me	The Roy Dog of Portland	Jenm Champion, Oyster Kids	Love Nobody	3		3		8		5	X	3		16		7	3	5	8			10	6		6	10	7	7	12	5	3		2	7				136	6th	21 voters
9	RJN	The emotion is nothing	The Revivalists	Wish I Knew You			16				2	3	X						8										8		8				6				51	26th	7 voters
10	Tisch	Our angle, Clare Balding	Samira	Like This, Like That	4			4		10		8	6	X	3	3			3			4		12	5		6	6		3	16							10	103	15th	16 voters
11	Alex	Sun Voyager	Frida Gold	Wovon sollen wir träumen				5	7	1	3	14		1	X	12	6					16	3				8												76	20th
12	Kala	The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends	Nichola Holt	The Game					16	3			1			X				2				8				8						8					46	28th
13	Northwoods89	A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland	Alexandra Hernandez	Les marins			8				7						X						1			16	12					7							51	27th	6 voters
14	BoysForSeles	Skeletons in Love	The Jezabels	Look of Love				3	6	7		20		16	8			X			10		16				16		12		4	16		5				8	147	3rd
15	RaspberrySwirl	Statue of Robert Mugabe	Richi M	Perfect World			12	7		6			4				3		X			3			20	5		1											61	25th
16	SystemAddict	Terrifying Jason Vorhees statue scares the flippers off unsuspecting divers.	Craig Connelly feat. Tara Louise	Time Machine				10		16				3				5		X		2			12	2			5		7				12				74	21st	10 voters
17	Ill Advised	Shitting Santa	Perlo	Love Like You Care					10		6									6	X		4				14			6		6		12	5			5	74	22nd	10 voters
18	ZenGiraffe	Priapus, God of Fertility	Rina Sawayama	Holy (Til You Let Me Go)	10					8		12	20			16						X		1				20		14		14		16				1	132	8th
19	Suomi	MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPIONATE REACTION	Amarcord	Friends (They Come & Go)			14	14	20			6						16					X		4				16			20							110	11th
20	Kratz	We're all whores darlin'	Zeyne feat. Saint Levant	Balak							14				7			20	14					X	1	4	5	2				4		20				12	103	16th	11 voters
21	Music	Freedom	Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm	Games for Girls	8			16								1		1	4	5	8		20		X														63	23rd
22	dmlaw	Monument to the partisans of ASFM	Frawley	If I Don't Laugh I'll Cry	1				12		12			5	2	2	14	2			4		2	3		X				20				1					80	18th
23	Haiku	Waiting for Cilla to give back her table	Jane Fostin	Septième ciel	7			2	4					14			16			3			8	20			X			5	12	12		7	4				114	10th
24	rhythmbandit	Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid.	bbno$ & Rich Brian	edamame	2		20			20			8	2				7	16			12		5	7	7		X	20		1								127	9th
25	Kate	Fuck them kids	Gretel Hänlyn	Drive			5	1										12			6					1	3		X	4					1			4	37	29th
26	dUb	om nom nom	Dani Sylvia	She Swam Higher	20					5	20	7	5	20	5	8	1		2	7	20	5		7		20	20		3	X	14			4				16	209	1st
27	Berly	Two meats, one hole	Lemonade Mouth	Determinate			4		2					4			5			10								5			X								30	30th
28	straightorbroken	MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE	Vanbot	Lost Without You	14			6	14	14		16	2		4	7				20	7	20			8		4		1	16	2	X		6	3				164	2nd
29	Rita	A very appetising Elton John	King of the Rollers, Katy B	Paradise	6										10			8										14					-108						-70	34th
30	Soldi	AR DI xxx	Ana Mena	Mezzanotte							16		16			14	10		7			10			6	14								X				7	100	17th
31	Iguana	Nancy Pelosi tears it up	Neon Capital	Open Water	12			20		2	8	10		7		6			10	1	12	14	6	2	3	3		4		1					X			20	141	4th
32	VoR	Tits out in Bologna	Army of Lovers	My Army of Lovers	5		7				1							4	20	12			5					12	14	2						-108			-26	32nd
33	Rowan Tree	The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands	Trixie Mattel	Gold			2		5		4						20											3			6						-108		-68	33rd
34	OutSynk	The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it	Queen of Hearts	Shoot the Bullet	16							4			1	5	8			16	3		12		16					7	3	5			10			X	106	14th
					108	-108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	108	-108	108	108	-108	-108	108

 

[Alla]

Next time you vote without hearing the songs

That's been done already, in every ASFM. @Rita

 

[Iguana]

One point between us

Imagine if it turns out I gave you 2 points and therefore accidentally fucked myself over...

He did