Haiku Rewrites
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By which I mean I won't be giving it any points.It's very ASFM.
Suspect I'll be saying this a lot.Well this is very much getting an “ok” note
mineWhich hearts does he have? I’m not sure anyone knows.
DO ITThat gin miniature my friend gave me at the weekend looking VERY tempting right now
The correct response to the question 'what should this woman step on as soon as possible?'mine

It's like these stormtroopers are in the room with us 

And here you go!Do we have a list of entries yet so I can get my spreadsheet going?![]()

YAY! ThanksAnd here you go!
01. Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau
02. good boy - Dylan - Every Heart But Mine
03. Horror movie vibes from Japan - The Mad Capsule Markets - PULSE
04. I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter
05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing
06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight
07. Trauco, a humanoid creature responsible for any unplanned or unexplained pregnancies. - Seba Campos & Maria Papageorgiou - Pandora
08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody
09. The emotion is nothing - The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
10. Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That
11. Sun Voyager - Frida Gold - Wovon Sollen Wir Träumen
12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game
13. A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland - Alexandra Hernandez - Les marins
14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love
15. Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World
16. Terrifying Jason Voorhees statue scares the flippers off unsuspecting divers. - Craig Connelly feat. Tara Louise - Time Machine
17. Shitting Santa - Perlo - Love Like You Care
18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go)
19. MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION - Amarcord - Friends (They Come & Go)
20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak
21. Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls
22. Monument to the partisans of ASFM - Frawley - If I Don't Laugh I'll Cry
23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel
24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame
25. Fuck them kids - Gretel Hänlyn - Drive
26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher
27. Two meats, one hole - Lemonade Mouth - Determinate
28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You
29. A very appetising Elton John - King of the Rollers & Katy B - Paradise
30. AR DI xxx - Ana Mena - Mezzanotte
31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water
32. Tits Out in Bologna - Army of Lovers - My Army of Lovers
33. The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands - Trixie Mattel - Gold
34. The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it - Queen of Hearts - Shoot the Bullet
