ASFM: Rewritevision - VIEWING GALA #1 (Rerun WEDNESDAY Live @20:05 BST)

[Kate]

I’m afraid it might be growing on me actually

 

[RJN]

This was a big hit here, and I've always liked it. The video is sweet

 

[dmlaw]

On the plus side, I did need to pee.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't mind the song, it's the Pigeon Street presentation of the lead singer that's angrying up my blood.

 

[RJN]

the lead singer is a bit punchable

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

10. Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That

 

[ButterTart]

Oh it's SAMIRA

A couple of months back I was CONVINCED this was our Eurovision song.

 

[Kate]

Back to basic shite we go!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HOLY SHIT

 

[RJN]

Elize - Automatic, but make it 2023

 

[dmlaw]

Relentlessly generic, but it’s quite hard to care.

 

[RJN]

Elize - Automatic, but make it 2023

and this is not a bad thing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh it's SAMIRA

A couple of months back I was CONVINCED this was our Eurovision song.

This would be so much better than the musically challenged artist we have.

 

[ButterTart]

It's quite the bop though.

 

[RJN]

This would be so much better than the musically challenged artist we have.

don't say that about Rina Sawayama

 

[ButterTart]

This would be so much better than the musically challenged artist we have.

Helen Keller is doing her best, but she's got to get used to live performances again after being dead for five decades.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know enough about choreography to determine whether she's actually a good dancer.

 

[dmlaw]

This would be so much better than the musically challenged artist we have.

Let’s be honest. Nothing about this video suggests that Samira would give a more competent live vocal. Plus I’d be constantly worried that she’d drag me into the TV.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

11. Sun Voyager - Frida Gold - Wovon Sollen Wir Träumen

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Such a PRETTY LANGUAGE

 

[Kate]

German sounds very odd with this style of music. Maybe I’m just not used to it.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm already on board with Frida Weatherfield One Gold. The 'chorus but make it mouth organ and fuck all else' aesthetic is working surprisingly well for me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is a Groß Ja! from me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DIE SINGLE.

At this rate, I will. Thanks Frida

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game

 

[Kate]

Oh here we go. Someone just taking the PISS

 

[dmlaw]

Oh dear. Dance music for people who find Tina Cousins a bit classy.

 

[RJN]

There is literally nothing better than background dancers circa 2000

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is new to me.

I don't hate it.

 

[Kate]

The PSYCHOTIC look in her eyes!

 

[RJN]

Oh dear. Dance music for people who find Tina Cousins a bit classy.

his name is @ButterTart

 

[RJN]

Also Tina Cousins music IS classy imo

 

[RJN]

Sorry but I love this shit

 

[RJN]

227 monthly listeners on Spotify...

 

[dmlaw]

I just feel like even her porn movies were a better idea than this song.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

13. A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland - Alexandra Hernandez - Les marins

 

[RS]

Oh God have I missed these again?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[dmlaw]

It seems like there might be a few things about this song which will upset poor ZenGiraffe.

 

[RJN]

I hate it