ASFM: Rewritevision - VIEWING GALA #1 (Rerun WEDNESDAY Live @20:05 BST)

[ZenGiraffe]

Whoever sent this, I will have my revenge.

 

[Kate]

Someone wake me up when this one is over

 

[dmlaw]

I like this, of course, but I’m sure there was a memo that these songs always do very poorly.

 

[Marina Salty]

Well I love it

 

[RJN]

The Jezabels? @BoysForSeles alert

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This section of the evening is proving to be a struggle

 

[RS]

That folk song was horrible.

 

[Kate]

Quite liking this

Despite the Karen haircut

 

[RS]

This one too.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How long until a slut banger please?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh THANK FUCK

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

15. Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I would like to thank @ButterTart for his service

 

[Kate]

It’s all gone a bit SASH!

 

[RS]

Oh good

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

16. Terrifying Jason Voorhees statue scares the flippers off unsuspecting divers. - Craig Connelly feat. Tara Louise - Time Machine

 

[RJN]

I like this string of trance to end

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like if one of these two songs had been in between songs 13 and 14 then ZenGiraffe might not have committed all those murders.

 

[RJN]

I feel like if one of these two songs had been in between songs 13 and 14 then ZenGiraffe might not have committed all those murders.

and thats on all of us

 

[Kate]

Another trampy trance banger? Oh you spoil us

 

[RS]

This is just schlager disguised as trance, isn’t it?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is just schlager disguised as trance, isn’t it?

AND ALL THE BETTER FOR IT

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

17. Shitting Santa - Perlo - Love Like You Care

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well. It couldn't last.

 

[Kate]

Bit dull yeah

 

[Kate]

I’m going straight into Part 2 after this should anyone wish to join me

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

And that's the end of the line!

Thank you to everyone who was able to be here tonight.

Voting will open in a couple of hours!

 

[RS]

This is the best one so far.

 

[Marina Salty]

Thank you Haiku for hosting this once more

 

[RS]

Will do the rest later. Hopefully with (nice) comments.

 

[RJN]

Thank you @Haiku Rewrites. I think this was stronger than yesterdays

 

[ButterTart]

Well, I'm back. I'd tell you where I went but it would be a shameful tissue of lies.

 

[ButterTart]

Nichola Holt: Europop really was the weapon of choice for talentless people who wanted to knock out a single. Nowadays trap is the go-to genre for that caper and the world's a poorer place for it.

 

[ButterTart]

Les Marins: this sounds very promising from the sea shanty violin intro, but the French vocals are making me think it will turn into some try-hard load of old shit.

 

[ButterTart]

So far it's borderline. The instrumental is SMASHING.

 

[ButterTart]

Not sure, tbh. I think the woman ruined it with her singing.

 

[ButterTart]

The Jizzy Bells: LOVE that Clea Duvall has launched a pop career, and she knows her way around a chorus.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh HELLO Richi M. I see quite a few people have played their trump card this round

 

[ButterTart]

Loving Liza Tarbuck's astonishing acting in the Time Machine video. It's also very obviously a banger.