ASFM: Rewritevision - VIEWING GALA #2 (TONIGHT Live @20:00 BST)

[Haiku Rewrites]

After a quiet Friday viewing party will less of an audience than Lulu's documentary, tonight we premiere the remaing 17 songs! Hopefully this is primetime viewing.

Tune in at 8 pm BST to discover and listen to the entries of this second viewing gala!

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[ZenGiraffe]

I will be here for this

 

[Tisch]

As will (should) I Can't wait to see all the stunning erections

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

ONE HOUR UNTIL IT STARTS!

 

[RJN]

I’ll be here but also “doing my job” at the same time

 

[Marina Salty]

“doing my job” at the same time

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

5 minutes to go!

 

[RJN]

I can’t believe someone sent this years UK Eurovision entry as song one

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Start now!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go)

 

[ButterTart]

Re: the first song...

Pooja, what is this behaviour?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know this one!

 

[dmlaw]

I appreciate that Rina is quite a bit less successful than you would think, but I’m still not sure this is really acceptable.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite fitting that the statue for this one is a dickhead, because that's what I think of R*na S*w*yama after her treacherous antics.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone is suffering from MUNA'S PALSY

 

[RJN]

I’ve come around to thinking this is Rina’s best song

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve come around to thinking this is Rina’s best song

I don't think I've ever heard of it or her. Is she new?

 

[Iguana]

The performance is a bit static for Eurovision

 

[dmlaw]

The performance is a bit static for Eurovision

Still more lively than James Newman.

 

[ButterTart]

The performance is a bit static for Eurovision

That didn't stop Portugal in 2017.

 

[Tisch]

Oh not RINAL. I hope it's MUNA or Ultra Naté next

 

[RJN]

She

I don't think I've ever heard of it or her. Is she new?

She’s a figment of @ZenGiraffe’s imagination

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

19. MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION - Amarcord - Friends (They Come & Go)

 

[RJN]

 

[ButterTart]

Still more lively than James Newman.

His tits had a lively jiggle to them, at least.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Impressed this individual is even more static than Rinal

 

[Iguana]

@Tisch just took a CALL and I had to mute this, what's it like please

 

[ButterTart]

She


She’s a figment of @ZenGiraffe’s imagination

Japanese, wildly over the top, evil... yes, this tracks.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Tisch just took a CALL and I had to mute this, what's it like please

SHITE.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Japanese, wildly over the top, evil... yes, this tracks.

Sounds like a future entry of mine

 

[ButterTart]

This is okay. Irritated by the g-force smile on the child or adult lesbian in the still image.

 

[dmlaw]

Impressed this individual is even more static than Rinal

Medusa probably turned them to stone.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak

 

[RJN]

@Tisch please take your calls in a different wing of the house from now on

 

[RJN]

There’s a Saint Levant song I was considering sending

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Tisch please take your calls in a different wing of the house from now on

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh some bitch edited their post and ruined my joke I see

 

[Iguana]

Oh some bitch edited their post and ruined my joke I see

 

[ButterTart]

I like the bobbly bucket hat.

 

[Iguana]

I need an audio description of this one too please