ASFM: Rewritevision - VIEWING GALA #2 (TONIGHT Live @20:00 BST)

[RJN]

some bitch

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway this song is DULL. The instrumental would be good if it was 50% faster though

 

[COB]

Oh some bitch edited their post and ruined my joke I see

Well it IS Rewritevision...

 

[ButterTart]

I need an audio description of this one too please

[A woman is singing]

[A man ruins it]

 

[Iguana]

@Tisch is BACK!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

21. Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Girls can't play games silly

 

[ButterTart]

Anyway this song is DULL. The instrumental would be good if it was 50% faster though

This is where I'm at. The instrumental is NICE and built really well, it was just the low-effort muttering of the singers that ballsed it up.

 

[Marina Salty]

Zeyne DOUZE

 

[RJN]

@Tisch is BACK!

[A woman is singing]

[A man ruins it]

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch please take your calls in a different wing of the house from now on

I literally did! The housekeeper was much annoyed about me disturbing her government-appointed five minute rest

 

[Iguana]

Oh I've HEARD of Say L*l*

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I literally did! The housekeeper was much annoyed about me disturbing her government-appointed five minute rest

DOCK HER PAY

 

[RJN]

The way I’ve heard 50 Say Lou Lou songs but I remember none of them

 

[ButterTart]

Have we had Say Lou Lou before, or am I about to discover another artist has been forcibly removed from my long list?

 

[Iguana]

Girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls

 

[Tisch]

Ooh I was going to submit Say LouLou [Lamotte] at one stage but I decided the song was too BORING.

This sounds good though. Someone got the memo that ASFM likes GIRLS clearly (repeat x100)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How is it possible to have a voice more annoying than ACTUAL LULU!?

 

[ButterTart]

I literally did! The housekeeper was much annoyed about me disturbing her government-appointed five minute rest

In fairness, Vera had spent the day cycling down from Rita's hacienda so she was a bit out of puff.

 

[Iguana]

QUITE enjoying this

 

[Iguana]

It sounds to me like GAYS FUCK GIRLS

Inaccurate

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

22. Monument to the partisans of ASFM - Frawley - If I Don't Laugh I'll Cry

 

[ButterTart]

How is it possible to have a voice more annoying than ACTUAL LULU!?

Christ, who do you have to get singing lessons from to be worse than Lulu? Bobcat Goldthwait?

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that Say Lou Lou song happened.

 

[RJN]

It sounds to me like GAYS FUCK GIRLS

Inaccurate

Some gays ARE GIRLS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If this song doesn't have a donk I will not be laughing, I'll be crying

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, this is very promising.

 

[RJN]

This lyric video is reminding me of Spongebob

 

[Tisch]

Oh I think I like it.

Do I need WINE?

 

[dmlaw]

If this song doesn't have a donk I will not be laughing, I'll be crying

Bit of a donk, albeit probably not by your standards.

 

[Iguana]

Some gays ARE GIRLS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bit of a donk, albeit probably not by your standards.

It's barely an embryo of a donk!

 

[Iguana]

 

[Tisch]

Is this Barnacle finally finding a nice MELANGE of donkiness and Barnacleness? If so, bitch has done well

 

[ButterTart]

Bit of a donk, albeit probably not by your standards.

By @ZenGiraffe's standards. it's not a donk unless his arsehole's shredded and flapping like a beaded caravan door by the end of the song.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is SHE though!?

 

[ButterTart]

MELANGE of donkiness

I think we have a new tagline for the pop forum

 

[Tisch]

Oh not RINAL. I hope it's MUNA or Ultra Naté next

WHAT DID I SAY?