ASFM: Rewritevision - VIEWING GALA #2 (TONIGHT Live @20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

This Jane Fonda one is brazen as fuck.

 

[RJN]

Jane Fostin is so 1999 (a good thing of course)

 

[Tisch]

The production sounds as expensive as the video looks

 

[ButterTart]

I've never heard of her - is she famous around here?

 

[Iguana]

Well this is winning at the moment

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, it's French, but not Frenchly so. I am a fan.

 

[Tisch]

ON FRANCAY??

 

[ButterTart]

The production sounds as expensive as the video looks

If you were in possession of a vagina and a donk at any point between 1997 and 2002, you were legally required to produce this exact music video.

 

[Iguana]

It's become a bit Let's Go Round Again

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame

 

[ButterTart]

These last two have been a splendid run.

 

[dmlaw]

It’s like France was already a thing back in the early 90s.

 

[Tisch]

Wait has it been in French the entire time? DIDN'T NOTICE

 

[Iguana]

bbno$ ???

 

[ButterTart]

Okay holy fuck whatever this is has just swept in and claimed my heart. What a BANGER

 

[dmlaw]

I mean, it's French, but not Frenchly so. I am a fan.

You like a song that is both French and from the 90s? Who are you and what have you done with ZenGiraffe?

 

[Iguana]

Sounds like something Georgia would send to Eurovision

 

[RJN]

I already know and love edamame but I think it might not be a moopy favorite

 

[Iguana]

You like a song that is both French and from the 90s? Who are you and what have you done with ZenGiraffe?

Sending him a Lara Fabian playlist as we speak.

 

[Tisch]

This reminds of ASFM 2020 and I can't really explain it, but I'm grateful for its presence

 

[dmlaw]

I’m reasonably sure that I have heard this before but I can’t begin to imagine where.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m reasonably sure that I have heard this before but I can’t begin to imagine where.

An advert, but I can't remember what

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

25. Fuck them kids - Gretel Hänlyn - Drive

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a HIDEOUS housing estate

 

[RJN]

I’m reasonably sure that I have heard this before but I can’t begin to imagine where.

That’s how I feel about Gretel

 

[Iguana]

Bit CHAISE LONGE

 

[Tisch]

Oh THIS. Spotify was pushing her EP on me a few weeks ago.

I won't reveal what I thought of it for legal reasons.

 

[Iguana]

I like!

 

[Tisch]

Bit CHAISE LONGE

They're called WET LET.

 

[ButterTart]

What in the thunder, heifer and demon was that bbno$ one and why am I already certain it will be my next ASFM obsession?

 

[dmlaw]

An advert, but I can't remember what

McDonalds McCrispy, apparently.

I also can’t imagine why you would send a song with an Indonesian rapper the contest before Worldvision. What if that’s the country you get?

 

[Iguana]

It's been quite an interesting and varied round so far.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This has my attention from the video alone

 

[Tisch]

McDonalds McCrispy, apparently.

I also can’t imagine why you would send a song with an Indonesian rapper the contest before Worldvision. What if that’s the country you get?

I literally have a few held back JUST IN CASE and am completely ignoring that there's a 1/356 chance of the stars aligning. 2/356 if Buttertart doesn't ignore that fiver in bitcoin on its way as we speak

 

[ButterTart]

Well, we had to come down from that run of life, so Gretel Hansel's okayish prosecco punk isn't too much of a comedown.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Again. Imagining this 20% faster is doing WONDERS for it

 

[RJN]

I’ve liked almost every song so far

 

[ButterTart]

Animated montage video

And for that reason, I'm IN.

 

[Iguana]

Again. Imagining this 20% faster is doing WONDERS for it

Do you mean 200%?