ASFM: Rewritevision - VIEWING GALA #2 (TONIGHT Live @20:00 BST)

[dmlaw]

I just the read the plot of the Lemonade Mouth film on Wikipedia and that song might not even be the worst thing about it.

 

[ButterTart]

This has winner vibes, I won't lie.

*Comes seventeenth*

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

29. A very appetising Elton John - King of the Rollers & Katy B - Paradise

 

[ButterTart]

I just the read the plot of the Lemonade Mouth film on Wikipedia and that song might not even be the worst thing about it.

Is it about piss play?

 

[dmlaw]

This has winner vibes, I won't lie.

*Comes seventeenth*

I’d say it’s a bit too obviously Robyn-y to win, but these days I’m just glad that some psychopath hasn’t actually sent Robyn.

 

[Tisch]

Katy B?! How is this video not from 1996?

 

[ButterTart]

29. A very appetising Elton John - King of the Rollers & Katy B - Paradise

Can't stop thinking about what happened to poor Katy A.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Katy B

Who?

 

[dmlaw]

Is it about piss play?

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

[Iguana]

Who?

Kate Bush

 

[ButterTart]

Yes. Yes, it is.

BRB, just checking Disney+ for reasons entirely unrelated to this conversation.

 

[Tisch]

Can't stop thinking about what happened to poor Katy A.

Featured with the inferior Katy B on this. Dead now of course

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kate Bush

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

30. AR DI xxx - Ana Mena - Mezzanotte

 

[ButterTart]

Katy B (real name Kathleen Bovril) has had better songs.

 

[RJN]

donk alert @ZenGiraffe

 

[Tisch]

Katy B has much better. And as per the new rules of ASFM Crying For No Reason would have been absolutely fine to enter and probably made top 5.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The CHARISMA on this one!!!

 

[Iguana]

BLANKA?

 

[dmlaw]

Mezzanotte is very excellent. I considered entering it for the forgotten hits round but reluctantly decided that a big Spanish hit from last year wasn’t really forgotten.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

donk alert @ZenGiraffe

 

[Tisch]

Well it's a San Remo flop and my Soldi sense is tingling

 

[Marina Salty]

DOUZE

 

[Iguana]

 

[dmlaw]

I spent an hour listening to the dozen or so new songs that that Ana Mena has recently released for potential entry, only to discover that they are ALL dogshit.

 

[RJN]

Mezzanotte makes me want to be the cutie of the evening in a very gay bar

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water

 

[Tisch]

I spent an hour listening to the dozen or so new songs that that Ana Mena has recently released for potential entry, only to discover that they are ALL dogshit.

Which genre does she do best would you say? She seems like the sort to change it up often

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I already know how this entire song sounds from the first few bars.

I'm not mad though

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I like how the main bubbly synth riff is LEGALLY DIFFERENT TO RUNNING UP THAT HILL

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

32. Tits Out in Bologna - Army of Lovers - My Army of Lovers

 

[Iguana]

I like how the main bubbly synth riff is LEGALLY DIFFERENT TO RUNNING UP THAT HILL

Yeah I was thinking it's s a bit Gaga meets Running Up That Hill

 

[dmlaw]

Which genre does she do best would you say? She seems like the sort to change it up often

Mezzanotte is genuinely the only one of hers that I’ve liked enough to listen to more than once, so I’d say the genre of ‘dead eyed slut pop’.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mezzanotte is genuinely the only one of hers that I’ve liked enough to listen to more than once, so I’d say the genre of ‘dead eyed slut pop’.

 

[RJN]

Army of Lovers BLOCKED in America (by republicans, for being too gay probably)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Army of Lovers BLOCKED in America (by republicans, for being too gay probably)

You're missing nothing

 

[Tisch]

Well I got distracted watching hydraulic press videos and may have to go back to it...

 

[dmlaw]

I’m not entirely sure if the lack of volume is a stylistic choice or incompetent recording.

 

[Marina Salty]

This should be saved for some round of classics, love it tho

 

[Tisch]

I’m not entirely sure if the lack of volume is a stylistic choice or incompetent recording.

Or a blessing