ASFM: Rewritevision - VOTING CLOSED - Deadline: SUNDAY 23rd April 22:30 BST

[Haiku Rewrites]

Let the voting commence!








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Please decide on your 13 favourite songs you've deemed worthy of points and send your votes by PM to me no later than Saturday 22nd April 23:30 BST.

You may NOT vote for your own song.

Non-voters will be docked 108 points.

In the event of a tie, the entry that has more voters will be declared winner. If there is still a tie, there will be a countback of 20s, then 16s, then 14s etc.

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The Entries:
01. Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau
02. good boy - Dylan - Every Heart But Mine
03. Horror movie vibes from Japan - The Mad Capsule Markets - PULSE
04. I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter
05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing
06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight
07. Trauco, a humanoid creature responsible for any unplanned or unexplained pregnancies. - Seba Campos & Maria Papageorgiou - Pandora
08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody
09. The emotion is nothing - The Revivalists - Wish I Knew You
10. Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That
11. Sun Voyager - Frida Gold - Wovon Sollen Wir Träumen
12. The Squirrel, in Almaty, Kazakhstan - because here at Moopy, we’re all squirrel friends - Nichola Holt - The Game
13. A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland - Alexandra Hernandez - Les marins
14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love
15. Statue of Robert Mugabe - Richi M - Perfect World
16. Terrifying Jason Voorhees statue scares the flippers off unsuspecting divers. - Craig Connelly feat. Tara Louise - Time Machine
17. Shitting Santa - Perlo - Love Like You Care
18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go)
19. MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION - Amarcord - Friends (They Come & Go)
20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak
21. Freedom - Say Lou Lou featuring Lindstrøm - Games for Girls
22. Monument to the partisans of ASFM - Frawley - If I Don't Laugh I'll Cry
23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel
24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame
25. Fuck them kids - Gretel Hänlyn - Drive
26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher
27. Two meats, one hole - Lemonade Mouth - Determinate
28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You
29. A very appetising Elton John - King of the Rollers & Katy B - Paradise
30. AR DI xxx - Ana Mena - Mezzanotte
31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water
32. Tits Out in Bologna - Army of Lovers - My Army of Lovers
33. The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands - Trixie Mattel - Gold
34. The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it - Queen of Hearts - Shoot the Bullet

 

[ButterTart]

Very strong bunch this round. I especially like the Butterphobic pandering with all these fine trance bangers.

 

[dmlaw]

You are allowed to vote for the song that your GIF is being used for.​

Copy and paste the instructions from your last contest, did you?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Copy and paste the instructions from your last contest, did you?

Yep edited!

 

[Generic Account]

Thanks for doing this @Haiku Rewrites <3

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

7 days left to vote!

1 set of votes in so far (not my own ).

 

[ButterTart]

Had another listen through yesterday... this is a very solid collection of songs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll probably settle down for a listen on Tuesday.

 

[OutSynk]

I've hit play.

 

[Tisch]

Some bangers and classics in here . (plus a few DUDS )

 

[ButterTart]

I should have my wotes in tonight.

 

[OutSynk]

Which CUNT submitted Rina Sahawayahama

 

[Tisch]

Which CUNT submitted Rina Sahawayahama

I know right.

Me everytime I see it at the top of the Spotify playlist.

 

[ButterTart]

Time Machine is such magnificently basic fun.

 

[jyxz]

Which CUNT submitted Rina Sahawayahama

I want to finger Butters.

I also think he sent it.

 

[ButterTart]

I want to finger Butters.

I also think he sent it.

Only one of those statements is rational and correct.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’ll try and vote tonight after I pack otherwise I might miss the deadline.

 

[ButterTart]

VOTED

 

[ButterTart]

There was a lot of TartBait this round which made voting a bit of a bastard.

 

[Kate]

Doing my final ordering now. Shit this rap nonsense has grown on me.

 

[Berly]

I’ve done an initial ranking, will replay tomorrow and vote before the weekend

 

[BoysForSeles]

Voted (and some of those statue descriptions were highly annoying to type out, no I wasn’t copying and pasting).

 

[Marina Salty]

Am also at it atm and it's such a good edition overall, really enjoying the songs, even the ones I won't vote for.

 

[dmlaw]

Votes sent. That was really tough to rank. I could happily have given points to another seven or eight songs.

 

[Soldi]

I still need to listen to the second batch but hoping to vote TODAY.

 

[Kratz]

Can we have an extenshun

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Votes In So Far:
Haiku
dUb
ButterTart
Kate
BoysForSeles
Queen of the Bay
dmlaw
straightorbroken
jyxz

I'm extending the deadline slightly to 8:30 pm this Sunday.
I won't be able to present the results the Monday as I planned so they will be up on the Tuesday/Wednesday instead.

 

[jyxz]

Just sent mine

 

[Tisch]

I'll do mine tomorrow afternoon

 

[Berly]

I have my 13 I now just need to put them into order

 

[Rita]

This has just popped in to my head now. I won’t be able to vote unfortunately as I have zero time to listen.

 

[jyxz]

This has just popped in to my head now. I won’t be able to vote unfortunately as I have zero time to listen.

But you’re the reigning champ!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh fuck. I thought I had a week. I’ll get on this today

 

[Soldi]

Forgot to listen to the rest of the songs yesterday

 

[jivafox]

Voted! That was tough...

 

[OutSynk]

Forgot to listen to the rest of the songs yesterday

I haven't finished listening either.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I won't have time either.

 

[Rita]

But you’re the reigning champ!

Yes, and DON’T YOU FORGET IT.

 

[Indie]

I suppose i'll have to listen to them tonight and do my usual heavy consideration before hitting the random number generator.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Pretty good selection. I like everything I gave points too and at least another 5