ASFM: SORBVISION - DELAYED

[BoysForSeles]

I would love to do one as long as someone else steps in to make the host's jokes and save me from the second language barriers

I wouldn’t let that stop you at all! Don’t worry about that just give us the stats and figures we’re hungry for.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is true even if you're only making the recap

Although having to remain neutral and not punishing terrible songs with an even worse recap is a challenge

 

[funky]

My only wish (and demand) and this goes to all future hosts is to highlight the name of the poster next to each point(s). It’s always hard to find one’s name or follow the results without it because the song title or the avatar name doesn’t say much.

THIS. ALWAYS THIS.

The avatars are a bit of fun at the start but after that I couldn’t give a frig, especially when some posters’ avatar titles are a small paragraph…

 

[RS]

THIS. ALWAYS THIS.

The avatars are a bit of fun at the start but after that I couldn’t give a frig, especially when some posters’ avatar titles are a small paragraph…

Yes, and most of the times I can barely remember my own avatar.

 

[straightorbroken]

Sorry, delayed. I'll shadow drop if I have to.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Kala]

Oh, hope you are okay @straightorbroken - just drop it all at once if you think that is easiest and less stressful with it hanging over you.

 

[ButterTart]

Omg I booked the kids in with a sitter for this

Does the Elm Guest House crèche even offer refunds?

 

[Kala]

I’ve just dropped mine off with Lucy Letby. She’s not returning my calls….

 

[Rita]

I’m a tad confused (quelle surprise). The results are my favourite part of this SHIT. Where else can I call everyone CUNTS and get away with it?

 

[D5K]

I’m a tad confused (quelle surprise). The results are my favourite part of this SHIT. Where else can I call everyone CUNTS and get away with it?

You'll still get your chance at some point soon... if you really need to get it out of your system sooner I suggest the Real Housewives forum.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I’m a tad confused (quelle surprise). The results are my favourite part of this SHIT. Where else can I call everyone CUNTS and get away with it?

The MADONNA SURVIVOR threads of course

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Nasty @funky said anyone who’d voted to get rid of I WANT YOU (see below) was a cunt. I tried not to cry and be upset so I chopped my clit out instead

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

@Rita darling you’re really missing out if you don’t join in with the NO RULES - ABSOLUTELY ANY BEHAVIOUR IS ACCEPTABLE survivor fun

 

[Alla]

Thank god I took the Vengabus.

 

[funky]

Clit chopping in response to gay chat lounge disagreements doesn’t get enough coverage these days, to be fair.

 

[Rita]

@Rita darling you’re really missing out if you don’t join in with the NO RULES - ABSOLUTELY ANY BEHAVIOUR IS ACCEPTABLE survivor fun

It involves Madonna so it’s a hard

 

[Alla]

It involves Madonna so it’s a hard

Honey just trash the Eurovision forum and call CUNTS to all those weirdos.

Glad I helped. x

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

It involves Madonna so it’s a hard

WELL REALLY

It’s Madonna so surely it’s a hard CANDY OH HOW WE LAUGHED!

 

[Rita]

Also,as if I need ASFM to call someone a CUNT.

 

[AlgoAlex]

You'll still get your chance at some point soon... if you really need to get it out of your system sooner I suggest the Real Housewives forum.

 

[Tisch]

There's a song which I'm now realising is pretty good and I probably should have given it high points instead of paying it dust... So in advance, sorry

 

[Rita]

There's a song which I'm now realising is pretty good and I probably should have given it high points instead of paying it dust... So in advance, sorry

It’s OK hun. I still love you.

 

[ButterTart]

There's a song which I'm now realising is pretty good and I probably should have given it high points instead of paying it dust... So in advance, sorry

Can you pls reveal which song this was after your results are revealed?

 

[funky]

There's a song which I'm now realising is pretty good and I probably should have given it high points instead of paying it dust... So in advance, sorry

I tell myself this is why I lose every time because obviously I always have the best song.

 

[Tisch]

Can you pls reveal which song this was after your results are revealed?

Diggy diggy hole x

 

[Tisch]

I tell myself this is why I lose every time because obviously I always have the best song.

(I described it in a WhatsApp today as a "funky"-ish song, sorry luvya hun X)

 

[AlgoAlex]

(I described it in a WhatsApp today as a "funky"-ish song, sorry luvya hun X)

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