ASFM Summer Holiday Edition - THE RESULTS

[Tisch]

coming soon

I've got some recovering to do first. Insert promo here.

 

[Tisch]

There is a winner!

There is a 21st place!

There is a 6th place!

All songs have placed somewhere!

 

[Rita]

There is a 21st place!

 

[Soldi]

When is kick off? I wonder if I’ll be able to catch any of it before work

 

[Tisch]

When is kick off? I wonder if I’ll be able to catch any of it before work

I don't REALLY know

Let's say 4pm

 

[Rita]

Oh I am off out for dinner this evening now I can FINALLY COVER UP MY BLACK EYE WITH MAKE UP.

 

[Soldi]

I don't REALLY know

Let's say 4pm

Ooh I’ll be able to follow for approximately 45 minutes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I am off out for dinner this evening now I can FINALLY COVER UP MY BLACK EYE WITH MAKE UP.

I missed this? Did your cleaner punch you?

 

[Rita]

I missed this? Did your cleaner punch you?

Yes and held me hostage for 18 days in the cellar. It was a very traumatic experience but she did let me still have access to wifi, wine and Scampi fries so it WASN’T ALL BAD.

 

[Rita]

No I fell when I was PISSED and smacked the side of my face.

 

[Alla]

Yes and held me hostage for 18 days in the cellar. It was a very traumatic experience but she did let me still have access to wifi, wine and Scampi fries so it WASN’T ALL BAD.

This lesbian fantasy, Rita to win

 

[jyxz]

@Rita Are you taking her with you when you move or are you cruelly sacking her and leaving her to live in poverty?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm off for a LIQUID LUNCH in a minute so looking forward to SOOTHING my hangover with ASSFM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yes and held me hostage for 18 days in the cellar. It was a very traumatic experience but she did let me still have access to wifi, wine and Scampi fries so it WASN’T ALL BAD.

HPOTW

 

[Rita]

Are you taking her with you when you move or are you cruelly sacking her and leaving her to live in poverty?

Oh no she is staying put. I am not quite sure whether I am selling this place or using it as a UK base to come back whenever I please so I will still have plenty of jobs for her to do around the place as I may use it for a holiday let. I don’t really know yet. I think our Vera would have a nosebleed if she stepped foot out of Perthshire. Her roots a firmly gripped here.

 

[RS]

No I fell when I was PISSED and smacked the side of my face.

I took it for granted that it was due to a violent argument during a Moopy results show.

 

[Rita]

I took it for granted that it was due to a violent argument during a Moopy results show.

I’d hate to see the state of the others.

 

[straightorbroken]

Whether I'll be playing it forward or rewind, I'm still looking forward to dropping by at some point, but more than likely will be after the fact.

 

[straightorbroken]

I’d hate to see the state of the others.

I assumed it was a bust up with another taxi firm.

 

[Tisch]

Half hour to go before we officially mark the ending of summer.

I've borrowed the crown from my mate Charlie. Said his mum doesn't need it where she's going. I assume she's off to a Spoons with a rule on headgear so fair enough really.

 

[Kate]

omg I'm actually here for once shame everyone hated my song and I'm going to come 38th

 

[AGinAg (37)]

omg I'm actually here for once shame everyone hated my song and I'm going to come 38th

Same.

Might kill myself.

 

[RJN]

I'm here for results for the first time in months

 

[Soldi]

Coming to you LIVE on the 142 bus

 

[Kate]

Same.

Might kill myself.

Diianna and Daannii in tragic anagram-related lesbian suicide pact

 

[Tisch]

omg I'm actually here for once shame everyone hated my song and I'm going to come 38th

Same.

Might kill myself.

Well spoilers, you haven't BOTH come 38th

 

[Tisch]

LET'S GO

We kick off from where the last contest left off. With an (alive) QUEEN.

Vote 1/40 - @Queen of the Bay

Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights	20
Alex	Cicada	Lenka	Blue Skies	18
Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	16
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	14
ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	12
Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends	10
Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	8
Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	6
BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	5
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala	4
GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	3
dUb	Cola Callippo	Little Big Town	Summer Fever	2
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	1

 

[Iguana]

Queen of the Bay? Queen of nothing.

 

[Soldi]

Such a GOOD start!

Thanks as always QotB

 

[Tisch]

Next up we have...

Vote 2/40 - @Ill Advised

Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	20
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	18
ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	16
straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	14
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala	12
Berly	POV: You’re on the nudist beach and can’t believe the size of the German bratwurst that just dropped his trunks	Escort	If You Say So	10
COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog	8
dUb	Cola Callippo	Little Big Town	Summer Fever	6
Alex	Cicada	Lenka	Blue Skies	5
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	4
GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	3
ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	2
funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	1

 

[RS]

Queen of everything!

 

[RJN]

interesting start

 

[Tisch]

He's the king of teatime, but is he king of your votes?


Vote 3/40 - @ButterTart

Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	20
dmlaw	Seagull ATTACK	Manian	Ravers in the UK	18
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	16
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	14
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	12
Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	10
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	8
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	6
Haiku	Funky flip flops	mini	GiRLS SPiRiT	5
GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	4
Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	3
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	2
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	1

 

[Music]

Omg a 20 already Thank you @Ill Advised

*Comes 35th

 

[Tisch]

I shall be doing So Far's every five votes btw.

 

[RJN]

thank you to @ButterTart only

 

[Tisch]

Who's Serene Highness? HERS


Vote 4/40 - @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid

ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	20
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	18
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	16
Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	14
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	12
ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	10
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	8
ZZ	Does my bum look big in this?	Efi Sarri	Gymnos mes stin Ellada	6
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	5
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	4
Berly	POV: You’re on the nudist beach and can’t believe the size of the German bratwurst that just dropped his trunks	Escort	If You Say So	3
Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	2
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	1

 

[RJN]

wait, is there a penalty???

 

[RS]

I welcome this new unholy alliance between me and @Butterfly

 

[AlgoAlex]

More points than I thought I'd get in total. I mean it may stop now anyway.
Ta @Queen of the Bay