ASFM Summer Holiday Edition - THE RESULTS

[Soldi]

TOP 5!

 

[ButterTart]

11​

ButterTart

Big Brother Launch Night

Hatef Mehraban

Tobe

93​

You people are fucking savages

 

[Tisch]

Some more votes that may give you a massive COB ON


Vote 22/40 - @COB

Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	20
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	18
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	16
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	14
ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	12
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	10
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	8
BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	6
Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	5
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	4
funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	3
Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	2
Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	1

 

[AlgoAlex]

still clinging on to the upper half

 

[RS]

Some more votes that may give you a massive COB ON


Vote 22/40 - @COB

Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	20
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	18
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	16
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	14
ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	12
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	10
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	8
BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	6
Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	5
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	4
funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	3
Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	2
Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	1

@COB marry me!

 

[Diddy]

I love @RaspberrySwirl and definitely want nudes, but I will be slightly FUMMING if she wins and everyone says it's the first Japanese winner Japanese my FOOT!

 

[Tisch]

She hasn't sent me bobs and vagene as promised, I just got this table. Oh well, I'll share.


Vote 23/40 - @Kate

Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	20
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	18
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	16
straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	14
Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama	12
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	10
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	8
Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	6
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	5
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	4
COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog	3
Ag	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales	Dannii Minogue	Summer of Love	2
Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	1

 

[Diddy]

Holy hell @COB

is this partly because of my mental outbursts recently?

 

[RS]

I love @RaspberrySwirl and definitely want nudes, but I will be slightly FUMMING if she wins and everyone says it's the first Japanese winner Japanese my FOOT!

The whole purpose of this entry is to conquer Japan!

 

[RJN]

She hasn't sent me bobs and vagene as promised, I just got this table. Oh well, I'll share.


Vote 23/40 - @Kate

Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	20
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	18
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	16
straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	14
Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama	12
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	10
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	8
Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	6
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	5
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	4
COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog	3
Ag	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales	Dannii Minogue	Summer of Love	2
Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	1

I think I might be straight now

 

[Diddy]

The whole purpose of this entry is to conquer Japan!

I might run Diddyvision II to punish you all

 

[Tisch]

POV: You're starting at spreadsheets panicking you've misplaced something somewhere and your moopy reputation lies in tatters. One way flights to Canada open in the next tab.


Vote 24/40 - @Berly

Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	20
Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody	18
Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama	16
Cwej	Brits abroad	Matty J	Moving On	14
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	12
Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights	10
ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	8
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	6
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	5
Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	4
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	3
Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	2
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	1

 

[ButterTart]

Just can't believe how shit some of you are at music.

 

[RS]

@Kate what fabulous taste

 

[Tisch]

Over to Georgia for our next one, no not that one.

Vote 25/40 - @RJN

Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	20
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	18
BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	16
Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends	14
Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody	12
Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	10
Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	8
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	6
GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	5
straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	4
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	3
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala	2
ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	1

 

[Diddy]

NOT TRYING TO MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT ME

having said that

trying to work out if you all love me and didn't realise Mochi wasn't my entry, or you knew and voted that way to spite me because you hate me

or I suppose a slim chance that you're just voting for the songs you prefer

 

[RS]

Demanding a recount from Georgia

 

[Tisch]

After 25 votes! RaspberrySwirl back up there like a... Idk, a song that people are enjoying and voting for

Tischvision
	Poster	Flag	Artist	Song
1​	RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	175​
2​	Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	170​
3​	ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	164​
4​	Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	144​
5​	Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends	134​
6​	Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	131​
7​	Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights	125​
8​	Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	118​
=9	RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	112​
=9	straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	112​
11​	ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	105​
12​	Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	100​
13​	Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	91​
14​	Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	90​
15​	Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody	88​
16​	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala	81​
17​	SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	75​
18​	BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	70​
19​	Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	64​
20​	dmlaw	Seagull ATTACK	Manian	Ravers in the UK	63​
21​	Alex	Cicada	Lenka	Blue Skies	62​
22​	funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	60​
23​	Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	56​
24​	COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog	55​
25​	Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	50​
26​	GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	49​
27​	dUb	Cola Callippo	Little Big Town	Summer Fever	47​
=28	Berly	POV: You’re on the nudist beach and can’t believe the size of the German bratwurst that just dropped his trunks	Escort	If You Say So	44​
=28	Haiku	Funky flip flops	mini	GiRLS SPiRiT	44​
30​	Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	43​
31​	Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama	42​
32​	Ag	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales	Dannii Minogue	Summer of Love	32​
33​	Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	30​
34​	Cwej	Brits abroad	Matty J	Moving On	26​
35​	Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	25​
36​	Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	23​
37​	Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	22​
38​	Queen of the Bay	Mastic for everyone	Sophia, Daphne Lawrence, Plain Jane	Habibi	19​
39​	Kate	Weston-Super-Mare	Diana Ross ft. Tame Impala	Turn Up the Sunshine	18​
40​	ZZ	Does my bum look big in this?	Efi Sarri	Gymnos mes stin Ellada	16​

 

[Iguana]

Thanks to all my recent voters

 

[COB]

Holy hell @COB

is this partly because of my mental outbursts recently?

I didn't know you'd sent it!

 

[OutSynk]

These results are quite unexpected so far but I guess a hot sultry meandering beat is all it takes.

 

[RS]

NOT TRYING TO MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT ME

having said that

trying to work out if you all love me and didn't realise Mochi wasn't my entry, or you knew and voted that way to spite me because you hate me

or I suppose a slim chance that you're just voting for the songs you prefer

Oh Diddé! Never change

 

[Iguana]

What an EVIL top 5!!

 

[Tisch]

We're sticking with the R's the next two. That's R's not ARSE wash your ears out.

Vote 26/40 - @rhythmbandit

Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	20
Queen of the Bay	Mastic for everyone	Sophia, Daphne Lawrence, Plain Jane	Habibi	18
Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	16
Ag	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales	Dannii Minogue	Summer of Love	14
Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	12
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	10
funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	8
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	6
Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	5
Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	4
Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	3
dmlaw	Seagull ATTACK	Manian	Ravers in the UK	2
Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	1

 

[Diddy]

OK top 10 is doable, but I've already had the CobGiraffe axis votes - maybe Haiku and ButterTart can save my bacon/teriyaki?

 

[ButterTart]

I've definitely plateaued now. Why didn't I just send a white woman with a variation of the same song we have a dozen times in every contest?

 

[Tisch]

And onto the next arse...


Vote 27/40 - @RaspberrySwirl

ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	20
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	18
Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	16
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	14
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	12
Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	10
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	8
Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	6
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	5
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	4
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	3
Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	2
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	1

 

[dmlaw]

It’s seeming increasingly probable that mine was the song in 17th with three 20s. Which I would take because it would mean that another 20 is coming.

 

[OutSynk]

What an EVIL top 5!!

And I'm not even in it!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

These results are quite unexpected so far but I guess a hot sultry meandering beat is all it takes.

I genuinely can’t remember it…was in my first cull

 

[RJN]

A vote from @RaspberrySwirl feels special for some reason

 

[ButterTart]

And onto the next arse...


Vote 27/40 - @RaspberrySwirl

ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	20
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	18
Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	16
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	14
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	12
Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	10
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	8
Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	6
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	5
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	4
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	3
Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	2
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	1

Thank you @RaspberrySwirl! Your music taste is so refined that they might end up banning you if they find out.

 

[Tisch]

Did we ever find out what the Paela Mama was? Is it a concept?


Vote 28/40 - @Alla

ZZ	Does my bum look big in this?	Efi Sarri	Gymnos mes stin Ellada	20
Kate	Weston-Super-Mare	Diana Ross ft. Tame Impala	Turn Up the Sunshine	18
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	16
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	14
Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody	12
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	10
Haiku	Funky flip flops	mini	GiRLS SPiRiT	8
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	6
straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	5
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	4
Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights	3
Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	2
funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	1

 

[Diddy]

Actually I'm feeling CAPRICIOUS

I'm team @RaspberrySwirl - I think that's my favourite out of the potential winners, from the POV of looking the least like several other winners

 

[Indie]

Points from @Indie?

Oh and next time please don't call my song the winner if you're gonna proceed to give it NOTHING @straightorbroken

Looks we gave each other points. What an odd turn of fortune.

 

[dmlaw]

I've definitely plateaued now. Why didn't I just send a white woman with a variation of the same song we have a dozen times in every contest?

You could always send a song that was discussed as being too well known in the submission thread. That seems to have been a winning strategy.

 

[Diddy]

And onto the next arse...


Vote 27/40 - @RaspberrySwirl

ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	20
Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	18
Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	16
Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	14
Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	12
Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	10
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	8
Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	6
Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	5
Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	4
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	3
Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	2
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	1

All that fuss and you gave me one point you COW

 

[Tisch]

Did Diego touch his votes with his hand of love? Or whatever the phrase is that straights use


Vote 29/40 - @dmlaw

Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	20
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	18
Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	16
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	14
Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights	12
RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	10
Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends	8
GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	6
COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog	5
ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	4
SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	3
BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	2
Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	1

 

[Tisch]

And now for the best most correct votes in all of the land

Vote 30/40 - @Tisch

Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody	20
HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala	18
BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	16
Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends	14
Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	12
Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	10
Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama	8
ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	6
RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	5
Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	4
funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	3
dmlaw	Seagull ATTACK	Manian	Ravers in the UK	2
straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	1

 

[ButterTart]

The fightback commenceth