ASFM Summer Holiday Edition - THE RESULTS

[OutSynk]

Omg fuck you ”music”!

Music makes the people kill each other

 

[RS]

Music's 20 goes to..................

Spoiler

Omg genius!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Music's 20 goes to..................

Spoiler

COME ON

 

[Music]

 

[RJN]

these have been the longest 6 minutes of my life

 

[Tisch]

In case that wasn't actually clear

It went to Suomi. So Suomi WINS!

 

[RS]

At least he didn’t give his 20 to someone else

 

[ZenGiraffe]

In case that wasn't actually clear

It went to Suomi. So Suomi WINS!

...oh @Tisch

 

[Tisch]

Final Scoreboard!

Tischvision
	Poster	Flag	Artist	Song
1​	Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday	258​
2​	RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)	230​
3​	ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero	199​
4​	Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale	198​
5​	Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza	187​
6​	Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends	183​
7​	Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again	168​
8​	Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights	167​
9​	RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You	157​
10​	Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth	157​
11​	straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic	154​
12​	Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer	153​
13​	ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe	150​
14​	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala	144​
15​	Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta	130​
16​	BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats	128​
17​	Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids	125​
18​	Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody	125​
19​	SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca	122​
20​	Alex	Cicada	Lenka	Blue Skies	117​
21​	Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays	112​
22​	dmlaw	Seagull ATTACK	Manian	Ravers in the UK	107​
23​	Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick	105​
24​	COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog	95​
25​	funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer	91​
26​	Berly	POV: You’re on the nudist beach and can’t believe the size of the German bratwurst that just dropped his trunks	Escort	If You Say So	79​
27​	Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy	66​
28​	GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River	63​
29​	Ag	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales	Dannii Minogue	Summer of Love	62​
30​	Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season	61​
31​	dUb	Cola Callippo	Little Big Town	Summer Fever	56​
32​	Queen of the Bay	Mastic for everyone	Sophia, Daphne Lawrence, Plain Jane	Habibi	52​
33​	Haiku	Funky flip flops	mini	GiRLS SPiRiT	52​
34​	Kate	Weston-Super-Mare	Diana Ross ft. Tame Impala	Turn Up the Sunshine	51​
35​	Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama	50​
36​	Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down	50​
37​	ZZ	Does my bum look big in this?	Efi Sarri	Gymnos mes stin Ellada	36​
38​	Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys	36​
39​	Cwej	Brits abroad	Matty J	Moving On	26​
40​	Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime	20​

 

[AlgoAlex]

In case that wasn't actually clear

It went to Suomi. So Suomi WINS!

ERM i‘d have gone with a Finnish flag myself

 

[OutSynk]

Oh no I have to congratulate @Suomi

 

[Kate]

Legit fummin and kicking myself


Fabulous show though @Tisch THANK YOU

 

[Tisch]

I've broken the tie breaks with old-style Eurovision rules btw

 

[dmlaw]

I think we all know that second place is the real winner.

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

OMG OUR KFC IS ON THE WAY!!!

 

[RJN]

A worthy winner! and my first top ten in decades! Congratulations @Suomi and @Tisch

 

[RS]

In case that wasn't actually clear

It went to Suomi. So Suomi WINS!

Why does he have more claim to the Swedish flag more than I do?! I wanna see the receipts!

 

[Rita]

Is this DONE? I am just waiting on a taxi and had no clue I could have fitted the whole thing in while I’ve been sitting necking prosecco.

 

[Music]

Amazing show thanks @Tisch and well done @Suomi absolute banger!

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking THIRTEENTH? You racist bunch of fucking cunts.

Also, WELL DONE @Suomi

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

@Tisch what a sensational dénouement

 

[Iguana]

I think we all know that second place is the real winner.

Double lock your front door tonight

 

[Rita]

36th!!!

 

[dmlaw]

And congratulations to @Suomi on finally getting a real win, albeit one which I think we will all mentally consider to be shared with @Kate

 

[Iguana]

Well done @Suomi! It's rare I give the winner my 20!

And well done @Tisch, you played a blinder!

Also well done @RaspberrySwirl for being such a good sport!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Congrats @Suomi and thanks @Tisch

 

[Suomi]

Thank you @Tisch for your hosting skills - you got this voting done in 56 minutes which really makes my 4 hours and 13 minutes something else.

 

[Rita]

It was terrible and a last minute find. Well done @Suomi and thank you @Tisch!

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, a parcel marked ‘Not anthrax’ has just been delivered. I wonder what it could be.

 

[RS]

Congratulations @Suomi that was a worthy alternative winner

And thank you @Tisch for a very efficient round.

 

[Rita]

Have a good night gals. I certainly will!

 

[ButterTart]

Thank you @Tisch for your hosting skills - you got this voting done in 56 minutes which really makes my 4 hours and 13 minutes something else.

But we all really appreciated the pageantry and spectacle you poured into hosting that board game evening.

 

[Diddy]

Well done all (where applicable) - well done @Tisch

This ASFM reminds me of those depictions of the history of the world in one day - mostly nothing happening for millions of years, then at 2 seconds to midnight the entirety of human civilisation.

GAGGED GOOPED AND POOPED that I came 7th, I think maybe my 2nd highest placement after Shin-Takarajima (which if I'm being honest was mainly due to that 50point twist ). Leaves me baffled too, it's probably the least investment I had in my entry, it just fitted the theme at the right time - though of course I do like it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Congratulations @Suomi, well done @Tisch and all that, but Ravers in the UK is the people's winner and that's what it important

 

[Tisch]

I didn't really MEAN to whizz through it that fast I feel like the efficiency was appreciated though so you're all welcome!

Now you can all go back through and scream THOSE AREN'T MY VOTES to someone else please xox

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

@Suomi congratulations on being a two time champion and allowing me to have a Bank Holiday weekend without fear of missiles being thrown and me needing to call Childline

@Tisch that really was expert hosting including your generosity in voting extensions x

 

[Tisch]

Congratulations @Suomi, well done @Tisch and all that, but Ravers in the UK is the people's winner and that's what it important

I'm disappointed and surprise in its relative floppage. Sorry to @dmlaw

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Thanks @Tisch - marvellous show

My best finish in ages. So I’ll take it

Congrats dear @Suomi

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Confidence Man are BRILLIANT. Bit gutted I never thought to send them.

 

[RS]

I’m very happy with 2:nd place, I honestly didn’t even expect more than a top 10 at the most. This is my highest placing since coming 2:nd with Hijo de la Luna last year.