ASFM Summer Holiday Edition - THE RESULTS

[funky]

I'll tell you one thing, whenever I do my FUNKYVISION (in 2028) there will be a two word rule for your avatar. All you messy bitches like @Tisch accepting these essays and causing a formatting tsunami. I for one have STANDARDS

(we'll ignore that my avatar was 4 words for the purpose of this statement)

 

[funky]

Also well done to the winner even though the song was pretty well known on moopy. I can't really complain because I put it 2nd

 

[Alla]

I'll tell you one thing, whenever I do my FUNKYVISION (in 2028) there will be a two word rule for your avatar. All you messy bitches like @Tisch accepting these essays and causing a formatting tsunami. I for one have STANDARDS

(we'll ignore that my avatar was 4 words for the purpose of this statement)

Other than the parade presentation, I don't see how the avatars are that relevant and why you can't just ignore them during results and focus on songs and posters. Add them at the very end for the final results and that's it. It'll be like that in AllaLocoVision (if it ever happens).

 

[Alla]

And thanks Tischkampe! x

 

[Suomi]

Also well done to the winner even though the song was pretty well known on moopy. I can't really complain because I put it 2nd

thank you so much xxx

 

[Marina Salty]

@ZenGiraffe your subjects await

I can sense CaramelASFM coming.

 

[OutSynk]

I can sense CaramelASFM coming.

I'm actually a bit worried now.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm actually a bit worried now.

#SOON

 

[Soldi]

I'm actually a bit worried now.

Surely there’d be mass withdrawals? ()

 

[GNL]

I'll tell you one thing, whenever I do my FUNKYVISION (in 2028) there will be a two word rule for your avatar. All you messy bitches like @Tisch accepting these essays and causing a formatting tsunami. I for one have STANDARDS

(we'll ignore that my avatar was 4 words for the purpose of this statement)

Excited for FUNKYVISION 2028 coming with a brand guidelines PDF

 

[Soldi]

I hear in ASFM: @RaspberrySwirl, the minimum song length allowed is 5 minutes

 

[OutSynk]

I wonder if the mythical funkyvision and Allavision will come before or after Rihanna's new "album".

 

[jyxz]

I still haven’t had chance to reveal my Welsh entry from Kalavision

 

[RS]

I hear in ASFM: @RaspberrySwirl, the minimum song length allowed is 5 minutes

It’s not like this hasn’t happened already. One of my best entries was blocked by evil Diddy for being 6min30sec long.

 

[Kratz]

Oh well FUCK THAT

 

[Soldi]

Oh well FUCK THAT

Where have YOU been?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where have YOU been?

That coffin didn't carry itself.

 

[Kratz]

Where have YOU been?

I kept meaning to do it but there was a family meltdown when I got back from holiday.

 

[Tisch]

I kept meaning to do it but there was a family meltdown when I got back from holiday.

POOR FLO

But glad you're okay. I had to get intelligence (well, @ZenGiraffe) reports on your last seen online data and everything) to make sure we didn't need to send the police round or anything

 

[Iguana]

I kept meaning to do it but there was a family meltdown when I got back from holiday.

Okay but we WORRY

 

[OutSynk]

POOR FLO

CuteBad stayswinning

 

[Marina Salty]

Two days without ASFM

 

[funky]

Honestly I’m enjoying the break

 

[Kala]

 

[ButterTart]

Not that I want to draw attention to how long it's been since the last contest, but some of these comments from the flag gala thread are really showing their age.

Anyone watching the coronation tomorrow? So happy we'll have a bit of FANNY on the throne for a change.

Thinking of going to Spanish Guinea for my holiday this year. I might ring the travel agent on my landline with the giant dialling hoop.

I can't wait for them to decriminalise homosexuality so I can just go mad and bang everyone.

So BORED of rationing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I will launch in OCTOBER, and not a moment earlier.

 

[ButterTart]

Lads, it's just been on the news that they've cancelled the rest of September so October actually begins tomorrow. Apparently, they thought we all needed cheering up so they decided to shorten the wait for I'm a Celebrity to start

Hey wait, doesn't this mean ASFM will launch tomorrow, too?

 

[OutSynk]

I will launch in OCTOBER, and not a moment earlier.

Cause of Halloween?

 

[funky]

I thought we were getting one before Halloween?

Does ASFM need a PROJECT MANAGER? I'm available for a fee.

 

[Soldi]

I will launch in OCTOBER, and not a moment earlier.

Can’t wait to leave Moopy at 00:00 on the 1st October

 

[Diddy]

OMG what’s the rush?

I know something you can do to fill the time and make people happy @ButterTart some … unfinished business?

 

[funky]

Has @ButterTart been posting temporary cock pics on Grindr again?

 

[Diddy]

Has @ButterTart been posting temporary cock pics on Grindr again?

It’s not, but you’re not far off, since he’s keen to host. If only he was already hosting something that he could just pick up and nobody would hold anything against them that could easily be wrapped up in a week or two

 

[ButterTart]

It’s not, but you’re not far off, since he’s keen to host. If only he was already hosting something that he could just pick up and nobody would hold anything against them that could easily be wrapped up in a week or two

Sadly I can't recall any such rate which has been left unfinished in the last twelve months

 

[ButterTart]

OMG what’s the rush?

I know something you can do to fill the time and make people happy @ButterTart some … unfinished business?

Okay, I didn't want to tell anyone this but we need to host ASFM at a speed of one per month. If the speed dips below one per month, Sandra bullock will explode.

 

[Kate]

I know something you can do to fill the time and make people happy @ButterTart some … unfinished business?

Hello I’m here about the unfinished business

 

[Diddy]

Okay, I didn't want to tell anyone this but we need to host ASFM at a speed of one per month. If the speed dips below one per month, Sandra bullock will explode.

So it is just in the ground then?? Was it a stitch-up the whole time? How far up does this go??

 

[ButterTart]

So it is just in the ground then?? Was it a stitch-up the whole time? How far up does this go??

RobotBoy set this whole thing up before he left

 

[Diddy]

RobotBoy set this whole thing up before he left

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

 

[ButterTart]

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE QUESTIONS