ASFM Summer Holiday Edition - THE REVEAL - Tonight 21:00ish

[Tisch]

Getting the promo in early!

Join tonight to find out whom'st sent whatesth'est.

I'm having tea with Buttertart's mum, or Buttertart's mum's tea, I can't remember. So will do this when I'm back from that!

Spoiler: Entries within...

1​	SystemAddict	Su Pollard fellates hotdog in Cleethorpes	Loft	Mallorca
2​	Suomi	UPSETTING DELAYS	Confidence Man	Holiday
3​	Suedey	Lollies	Heather Nova	Just Kids
4​	Jyxz	Saucy seaside postcards	Midi, Maxi, Efti	Bad Bad Boys
5​	RaspberrySwirl	Mochi	Sababa 5 feat. Yurika Hanashima	Nasnusa (Kino Todo & Danelz Remix)
6​	Tisch	Sampling the local cuisine	Jo	Vocea Ta
7​	GNL	Rory the Tiger	Rostam	In a River
8​	Kalabaliken	The Ketchup Song	Alexia	Summer is Crazy
9​	funky	Fruit Pastille ice lolly	Bipolar Sunshine	Daydreamer
10​	ZZ	Does my bum look big in this?	Efi Sarri	Gymnos mes stin Ellada
11​	Kratz	Cilla Fresh from Seat 1A	Flo	Summertime
12​	RJN	Calvin Harris	Southstar	Miss You
13​	Kate	Weston-Super-Mare	Diana Ross ft. Tame Impala	Turn Up the Sunshine
14​	dUb	Cola Callippo	Little Big Town	Summer Fever
15​	Diddy	Orange Callippo	Ayumi Hamasaki	Summer Again
16​	ButterTart	Big Brother Launch Night	Hatef Mehraban	Tobe
17​	Alla	Soldi livin' la vida loca in Malaga	Yulia	Paela Mama
18​	Pingu	Radical (sin gas)	Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull	Lipstick
19​	ZenGiraffe	A calm and relaxing island getaway	Emily Blue	San Junipero
20​	Iguana	Lolly	The Mööötis	Vamoz Everybody

1​	Music	A packet of Lays	Monrose	Hot Summer
2​	Raining on Me	Thriving Seaside Resorts	Juno Francis	Labyrinth
3​	Rhythmbandit	Crying over melted ice-cream	Kira Divine	My Season
4​	Soldi	Breakfast pint at the airport	Elodie	Tribale
5​	Ill Advised	A sweaty mess	Mïrändä	These Summer Nights
6​	Queen of the Bay	Mastic for everyone	Sophia, Daphne Lawrence, Plain Jane	Habibi
7​	Ag	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales	Dannii Minogue	Summer of Love
8​	Alex	Cicada	Lenka	Blue Skies
9​	COB	Classic British Tourism Posters	Cecile Believe	Bitch Bites Dog
10​	Penelope	Agent Orange	Savoir Adore	When the Summer Ends
11​	straightorbroken	AMSTERDAM	Elize	Automatic
12​	Berly	POV: You’re on the nudist beach and can’t believe the size of the German bratwurst that just dropped his trunks	Escort	If You Say So
13​	BoysForSeles	Wistful Summer	George Cosby	Lonely Heartbeats
14​	Rita	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey	Mr President	When the Sun Goes Down
15​	Outsynk	The Beach	Colonia	Doza
16​	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Eggs 'n' Baker	Adèle Castillon	Impala
17​	Indie	Wheelie bin swimming pool	Ooberman	First Day of the Holidays
18​	Cwej	Brits abroad	Matty J	Moving On
19​	dmlaw	Seagull ATTACK	Manian	Ravers in the UK
20​	Haiku	Funky flip flops	mini	GiRLS SPiRiT

 

[OutSynk]

Ready to be exposed

 

[Tisch]

A little REMINDER of our much fun postcards to kick things off!

 

[RJN]

I’ve never had a funny flag/postcard/egg/bird etc

 

[Tisch]

 

[OutSynk]

I’ve never had a funny flag/postcard/egg/bird etc

Same but it's not like I've tried either.

 

[Marina Salty]

I invited a friend over for the weekend before it was announced that the Final will be on Saturday and now I want to uninvite her.

 

[RJN]

I invited a friend over for the weekend before it was announced that the Final will be on Saturday and now I want to uninvite her.

Just have her sit and wait for the entirety of the results

 

[BoysForSeles]

@Queen of the Bay could also have a YouTube party with her while doing this by forcing the playlist on her with drinks and snacks. There’s always a way.

 

[Diddy]

 

[OutSynk]

I invited a friend over for the weekend before it was announced that the Final will be on Saturday and now I want to uninvite her.

Just ditch her.

 

[RJN]

Same but it's not like I've tried either.

We let the funky music do the talking

 

[Diddy]

I invited a friend over for the weekend before it was announced that the Final will be on Saturday and now I want to uninvite her.

Just call her and say “and you, you’re not allowed, you’re uninvited, an unfortunate slight”. Then put the Freemasons version on and she might totally get into it

 

[OutSynk]

We let the funky music do the talking

Exactly. I don't know why we even need them other than for the avatar galas.

 

[ButterTart]

Just have her sit and wait for the entirety of the results

If it was @Suomi in this situation, you know that’s exactly what he’d do.

 

[ButterTart]

Exactly. I don't know why we even need them other than for the avatar galas.

Avatars require two galas, which means two threads, which means two lots of extra content. They’re literally keeping Mopsy alive

 

[RJN]

If it was @Suomi in this situation, you know that’s exactly what he’d do.

@Suomi woukd ditch both the friend and the results and do something more fun

 

[Tisch]

I won't hear a word said against avatars They really show the bastion of Moopy creativity. Remember Zoflaburg, Shreiky Shrieikilene "No Heart", and that one that was completely wrong and never really got fully explained?

 

[ButterTart]

@Suomi woukd ditch both the friend and the results and do something more fun

Just picturing his friend staring at his abandoned laptop wondering why we’re all posting and talking in RANDOM CAPITALS, while @Suomi is outside chasing squirrels with a stick.

 

[OutSynk]

Avatars require two galas, which means two threads, which means two lots of extra content. They’re literally keeping Mopsy alive

No, just one. The other one is for entry exposing.

 

[ButterTart]

I won't hear a word said against avatars They really show the bastion of Moopy creativity. Remember Zoflaburg, Shreiky Shrieikilene "No Heart", and that one that was completely wrong and never really got fully explained?

Don’t forget the chocolate Ryan Gosling that was someone’s interpretation of the instruction ‘post an egg’.

 

[OutSynk]

Don’t forget the chocolate Ryan Gosling that was someone’s interpretation of the instruction ‘post an egg’.

The egg was inside of it.

 

[dmlaw]

Avatars require two galas, which means two threads, which means two lots of extra content. They’re literally keeping Mopsy alive

You also have to remember that they earn the hosts lots of lovely likes, which is the only reason that we put up with all the horrid attacks from people like @OutSynk and @RaspberrySwirl over the course of these games.

 

[RS]

I prefer flags but as the one and only winner of the best EGG award I do tolerate avatars. What I don’t tolerate is when they have nothing in common with the songs.

 

[Soldi]

What I don’t tolerate is when nobody votes for my songs.

 

[OutSynk]

You also have to remember that they earn the hosts lots of lovely likes, which is the only reason that we put up with all the horrid attacks from people like @OutSynk and @RaspberrySwirl over the course of these games.

I've never attacked anyone, certainly not hosts.

 

[GNL]

I prefer flags but as the one and only winner of the best EGG award I do tolerate avatars. What I don’t tolerate is when they have nothing in common with the songs.

They're meant to have something in common with the songs?!?

 

[Soldi]

You also have to remember that they earn the hosts lots of lovely likes, which is the only reason that we put up with all the horrid attacks from people like @OutSynk and @RaspberrySwirl over the course of these games.

This is true, nearly everyone was a CUNT the last time I hosted.

 

[AlgoAlex]

This is true, nearly everyone was a CUNT the last time I hosted.

Nearly ? Who let the side down ?!

 

[ButterTart]

They're meant to have something in common with the songs?!?

I don't think any of mine have had anything in common with their song other than being very good and excellent.

 

[RS]

They're meant to have something in common with the songs?!?

But of course!

 

[Soldi]

Well I can’t wait to see how @RaspberrySwirl’s avatar relates to his song in a few hours

 

[OutSynk]

This is true, nearly everyone was a CUNT the last time I hosted.

 

[Soldi]

This is true

 

[RS]

Well I can’t wait to see how @RaspberrySwirl’s avatar relates to his song in a few hours

It was a shitty theme so don’t you blame me for my choice!

 

[Tisch]

This is true, nearly RaspberrySwirl was a CUNT the last time I hosted.

 

[RS]

Oh dear that was an unintentional dig at our beautiful host.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear that was an unintentional dig at our beautiful host.

 

[Marina Salty]

What I don’t tolerate is when nobody votes for my songs.

Did u just call me a nobody?

 

[OutSynk]

The tension is rising, results are getting closer.