ASFM: Summer Night #1 - Live from Kate's Balcony

[ButterTart]

I've never seen someone suggestively peel a banana with such a violent fury before.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

the obvious green screen in certain stadium shots

 

[RS]

It feels like this round might upset @RaspberrySwirl even more than usual.

I was just going to say this first song is insanely good!


But ok they started singing and it’s basic as fuck.

 

[ButterTart]

Is the storyline that they're trying to work out what a banana is?

 

[Iguana]

They put so much effort into the video that it's become potato

 

[ButterTart]

I was just going to say this first song is insanely good!


But ok they started singing and it’s basic as fuck.

In my world, 'insanely good' and 'basic as fuck' aren't exclusive concepts.

 

[RS]

The rap is so much better than the shitty chorus.

 

[Iguana]

MAAAAJOOOORCA!

 

[RS]

There’s a reason why this was never a hit back then.

 

[dmlaw]

the obvious green screen in certain stadium shots

The video was probably filmed in Rhyl. Cat freezer woman will shortly make a cameo appearance.

 

[ButterTart]

God, the 90s must have been such a lucrative time to be a marginally talented Central European rapper.

 

[COB]

I think I've heard of this lot, and have mentally lumped them in with WET LET but this seems quite different!

 

[Tisch]

Song #2 - Confidence Man - Holiday

 

[AlgoAlex]

Hmm a minute is enough

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What an unappealing voice

 

[RS]

Ok but when will this start?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I like the instrumentals more than the vocals on this one me thinks hmmm....

 

[COB]

Yes, I'm not really feeling either of the vocalists but the backing track is very good!

 

[ButterTart]

I have fingered Confidence Man so many times, I'm actually a bit resentful that somebody had the courage to actually send him.

Mind you, this is a post Helene Fischer and Ultra Nate world where concepts such as 'being hugely famous' no longer apply in ASFM.

 

[dmlaw]

Song #2 - Confidence Man - Holiday


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And after @Kate threatened brutal retribution to anyone who entered this song.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

was her from Deacon Blue not available that day so they got random French cat lady instead?

 

[Tisch]

I have fingered Confidence Man so many times, I'm actually a bit resentful that somebody had the courage to actually send him.

Mind you, this is a post Helene Fischer and Ultra Nate world where concepts such as 'being hugely famous' no longer apply in ASFM.

True. If someone steals my Adele entry next time I'll be FIZZING.

 

[Iguana]

I think I like it? It definitely has SOMETHING!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ah yes I know this and like it a lot

 

[COB]

The synth WIG OUT was fun!

 

[RS]

I think I hate this. Especially the man.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hmmtastications thus far

 

[RS]

Actually it’s improving

 

[Iguana]

I think I hate this. Especially the man.

Actually it’s improving

There were 10 seconds between these posts!

 

[Tisch]

First of tonight's LOLLIES! (but only if you're good)


Song #3 - Heather Nova - Just Kids

 

[RS]

There were 10 seconds between these posts!

Yes?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A black and white video and a guitar based track?

I'll be back in a bit.

 

[dmlaw]

Singer not allowed to actually ride in the balloon. She has amply shown that she can’t be trusted.

 

[RS]

What Heather Nova again?

 

[COB]

I think I'm already a bit sick of the holiday themed songs/videos somehow

 

[Iguana]

A black and white video and a guitar based track?

I'll be back in a bit.

Enjoy your sh*t.

 

[Iguana]

I think I'm already a bit sick of the holiday themed songs/videos somehow

Oh dear

 

[Tisch]

I think I'm already a bit sick of the holiday themed songs/videos somehow

Well I've got some BAD NEWS for you

 

[COB]

A black and white video and a guitar based track?

I'll be back in a bit.

ZG in chronic masturbation shame

 

[Tisch]

Enjoy your sh*t.

What's he having I wonder? Tequila? Sambuca?