ASFM: Summer Night #1 - Live from Kate's Balcony

[Tisch]

I love that the arrival of seagulls is the narrative twist in the video.

(sorry all that's one of tomorrow's)

 

[ButterTart]

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(sorry all that's one of tomorrow's)

If the poor cow gets her eyes pecked out by a seagull it would be quite the downer ending.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, that was classy and excellent. Back to the gyrating harpies now

 

[Tisch]

Sorry to bring down the mood slightly now.

Song #17 - Yulia - Paela Mama

 

[RS]

Oh yaaasss some Hebrew shit now

Finally a beautiful Asian language.

Actually I was wrong, it was Persian?

 

[RS]

Now what is this unlistenable shit?

 

[Iguana]

Stunning live vocals!

 

[COB]

 

[Iguana]

 

[ButterTart]

@dmlaw - January 2022: The theme of this contest is NOT 'basic'
Moopy - January 2022: Basic, you say?

@Tisch - August 2022: The theme of this contest is 'Summer'
Moopy - August 2022: Basic, you say?

 

[dmlaw]

These lyrics can only have been learned phonetically.

 

[COB]

Itsy Bitsy Boo found COMPETENT

 

[RS]

The way they’re pronouncing the word paella

 

[Tisch]

Look she DOESN'T WANT BANAS you could all find at least an ounce of sympathy can't you?

 

[Tisch]

Itsy Bitsy Boo found COMPETENT

Well OF COURSE

 

[RS]

The way they’re pronouncing the word paella

Or is this not about the meal?

 

[dmlaw]

The way they’re pronouncing the word paella

She has to explain the stench of fish somehow.

 

[Iguana]

SING IT!

I'd rather not

 

[ButterTart]

The way they’re pronouncing the word paella

She recently teamed up with Natasha Bedingfield on the infuriatingly mispronounced 'Hyperbole Paella'.

 

[RS]

Oh God not another one of these

 

[Iguana]

It doesn't even have the decency to be a SHORT novelty song!

 

[Tisch]

Song #18 - Sophia del Carmen ft. Pitbull - Lipstick

 

[dmlaw]

Subscribe. Nah, I think I’m alright actually.

 

[COB]

What are these DVDs available for SALE

 

[dmlaw]

No Pitbull. No party.

 

[Tisch]

MR WORLDWIDE! (2008-2010)

 

[Iguana]

Ooh 2025! That's in 3 whole years!

 

[RS]

Sin gas, sin class

 

[COB]

OMG Pitbull

 

[Iguana]

You're my ADRENALINA!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My mother rudely interrupted me as I was listening to Ayumi Hamasaki. What have I missed?

 

[Iguana]

My mother rudely interrupted me as I was listening to Ayumi Hamasaki. What have I missed?

ADRENALINA!

 

[RS]

My mother rudely interrupted me as I was listening to Ayumi Hamasaki. What have I missed?

A great song from Persia

 

[COB]

This was produced by RedOne?

 

[ButterTart]

A man named for a dog releases a song called Lipstick?

Poor Sophia del Mercedes McQueen, having to put up with her duet partner's penis popping out whenever he got too excited during the recording.

 

[COB]

A great song from Persia

As if he'll like that one!

 

[dmlaw]

My mother rudely interrupted me as I was listening to Ayumi Hamasaki. What have I missed?

I’m confident that you will enjoy 50% of the songs you missed.

 

[ButterTart]

I choose to believe the 'Ri-ki-ki' bit is what Bianca sounds like in Spanish dubs of Eastenders.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m confident that you will enjoy 50% of the songs you missed.

I look forward to half of them then!

 

[RS]

All the money spent on this video and yet nobody has heard this before.