ASFM Summer Night #2 - Live from The Bins, Hackney

[Tisch]

#AllaBoard!

It's time for the second half of our stupendious summer anthams. We're in Hackney where it's hot hot hot hot, yes, that's hotter than the Erinsborough housing market!

On the line-up tonight it's these lot:

1​	A packet of Lays
2​	Thriving Seaside Resorts
3​	Crying over melted ice-cream
4​	Breakfast pint at the airport
5​	A sweaty mess
6​	Mastic for everyone
7​	Announcement of the Death of Diana Princess of Wales
8​	Cicada
9​	Classic British Tourism Posters
10​	Agent Orange
11​	AMSTERDAM
12​	POV: You’re on the nudist beach and can’t believe the size of the German bratwurst that just dropped his trunks
13​	Wistful Summer
14​	Mandy fires up the Pussy Wagon for another epic hiking holiday for her and @Rachey
15​	The Beach
16​	Eggs 'n' Baker
17​	Wheelie bin swimming pool
18​	Brits abroad
19​	Seagull ATTACK
20​	Funky flip flops

 

[Kratz]

On second thoughts, fuck it, let’s not move

 

[OutSynk]

My body is ready (hopefully)

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder whether tonight’s bops will manage to out-basic yesterdays?

Although to be more basic than that lot the song would need to be Karen Parry being bent over a keyboard by Basshunter and pressing the preset button with her bare tit.

 

[RS]

I heard it was the better semi but I thought yesterday’s was better.

 

[OutSynk]

My body is ready (hopefully)

By this I meant I bought some lollies to consume.

 

[Marina Salty]

I heard it was the better semi but I thought yesterday’s was better.

It'll be hard to top yesterday's.

 

[straightorbroken]

I wonder whether tonight’s bops will manage to out-basic yesterdays?

Although to be more basic than that lot the song would need to be Karen Parry being bent over a keyboard by Basshunter and pressing the preset button with her bare tit.

Okay, that's one for the ages.

 

[Rita]

By this I meant I bought some lollies to consume.

@lolly

 

[Rita]

I won’t be around again but I wish you all the best.

 

[Tisch]

I've made it home with 15 mins to spare!

Looks like I'll be doing the first part of this having my tea, but if it's good enough for Buttertart...

 

[COB]

Timing my dinner tea for this starting also

 

[OutSynk]

@ButterTart every time he's at the supermarket:

 

[Raining on Me]

I think I might be here for this all being well. Still need to listen to last night's...

 

[dmlaw]

Still need to listen to last night's...

It consisted mostly of highly classy songs, many with strong political themes, and I look forward to more of the same tonight.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It consisted mostly of highly classy songs, many with strong political themes, and I look forward to more of the same tonight.

Yes, the nuanced discussion of the impact paella is having on the global economy was a definite serve.

 

[Tisch]

Playlist now in the first post!

 

[OutSynk]

We really do need to start having more strict rules because some people are just shameless (and basic).

 

[Tisch]

We really do need to start having more strict rules because some people are just shameless (and basic).

And some are NOT BASIC ENOUGH

 

[Raining on Me]

It consisted mostly of highly classy songs, many with strong political themes, and I look forward to more of the same tonight.

Sounds absolutely dreadful, hopefully some even bigger bin scrapings tonight then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And some are NOT BASIC ENOUGH

 

[COB]

I'm ready to play!

 

[ButterTart]

You can almost smell the clap from the thumbnail of the first song. This will be a good round

 

[Tisch]

Right let's................... GOOOOOO!!!

First song is a packet of lays. Coincidentally not what I'm having for my tea RIGHT NOW.

Song #1 - Monrose - Hot Summer

 

[COB]

Started!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What. a. START!

Heidi Montag WHO!?

 

[ButterTart]

What in the unlicensed Nelly Furtado cover is this?

 

[straightorbroken]

I've pressed hot. I mean play

 

[Iguana]

Who knew there were so many songs about summer!

 

[Tisch]

A nightclub is such a GOOD. INVENTION.

 

[ButterTart]

I like how these girls vary wildly in age from early 30s to late 70s. DIVERSITY.

 

[straightorbroken]

Monrose were basically Clea with a budget

 

[COB]

How many ropey German trios can this contest stand?

 

[dmlaw]

I’m starting to suspect that they might not even have summers in Germany.

 

[OutSynk]

I thought this was in 240p because it sounds so muddy but turns out it's in 1080p.

 

[Iguana]

It's like Sugababes again, but when Jade joined.

 

[Tisch]

How many ropey German trios can this contest stand?

NEXT THEME PLS

 

[RS]

This makes Britney’s Do Something sound like a masterpiece

 

[Marina Salty]

Here with my terrible internet connection

 

[Iguana]

This makes Britney’s Do Something sound like a masterpiece

It ISN'T?