ASFM: THE FINALISTS, live from Cheadle Village Hall! VOTING CLOSED, REVEAL GALA @ 9PM

[Kate]

I CAN’T BELIEVE [TOP SECRET POSTER] ENTERED TOP SECRET

 

[Kate]

ASFM dies in a blizzard

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, I know who sent the first 13 or so entries, I can have a stab at this.

 

[Kate]

Alexandra Stan pissing knickers with excitement

 

[Kate]

Rae Morris finds new name AND cure

 

[straightorbroken]

We weren't promised a show tonight were we? Because have a night off I say.

My bagsing of November hosting duties was forgotten, so I will use this down-time to say I am officially bagsing November 2022 (3rd time lucky )

 

[Kate]

Brunette Flirt discovers conditioner

 

[Kate]

Beastie Girls defeat Beastie Boys for right to party

 

[ButterTart]

Reveal gala in half an hour. Currently in negotiations as to who is hosting

 

[dmlaw]

Reveal gala in half an hour. Currently in negotiations as to who is hosting

Suomi is so keen to host that he has sent you a large cake with ‘definitely not poisoned’ written on it in icing.

 

[Suomi]

Okay guys, I might be doing karaoke but let’s get this show on the road!

 

[Suomi]

Gonna do the ones I can remember

 

[Suomi]

A number of contestants made the final, and here they were!

Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start
Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)
Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic
Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret
Cleopatra - Wednesday Campanella - Ra
Miss Jay Aston – Sabaton - Defence of Moscow
Cunt on a Bouncy Castle - Number One Popstar - I Hate Running
Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys)
The Kettering Twink – Dalshabet - B.B.B Big Baby Baby
Moonbaby – Mecano - Hijo de la Luna
Internet Safety Crocodile - Magdalena Bay - Chaeri
Linda La Hughes - Empathy Test - Monsters
Kelly Rowland phoning in sick - The Flirts - Passion
François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel - Gabriel
Tisch & Iguana's Wedding - Rae Morris - Reborn
Danielle Jane Minogue - Alexandra Stan x Nervo - Come Into My World
Bülent Ersoy – Hadise - Farkimiz Var
ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance


But who was who?

 

[Suomi]

Intermission is either a clip or me doing Bleeding Love or HerSerene doing Dansa I Neon VOTE NOW

 

[Beverley]

Intermission is either a clip or me doing Bleeding Love or HerSerene doing Dansa I Neon VOTE NOW

My sis @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid plz

 

[Suomi]

1. Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start

was
….

Spoiler

@Ill Advised

 

[Beverley]

Intermission is either a clip or me doing Bleeding Love or HerSerene doing Dansa I Neon VOTE NOW

We know who the star of the relationship is plz

 

[ButterTart]

@Suomi I'll do this, don't worry

I've said it will be at 9pm.

 

[Beverley]

1. Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start

was
….

Spoiler

@Ill Advised

Cute but teeny bit base

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have we ever had a public host fight before

 

[dmlaw]

I actually think that I would quite like to see Suomi sing the poster reveal.

 

[dmlaw]

Have we ever had a public host fight before

Only that time when both of Kala’s personalities fell out.

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't know @Suomi was out galivanting with his friends again, it would be cruel of me to interrupt the night out I wasn't invited to.

 

[Suomi]

2. Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)

was
…

Spoiler

okay sorry I can’t remember off the top of my head @ButterTart can you get in here please

 

[ButterTart]

Is everyone okay with doing the reveal now?

 

[Iguana]

Yes! I've been waiting 24 hours

 

[ButterTart]

As @Suomi said...

Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start

was...





@Ill Advised ​

 

[Beverley]

As @Suomi said...

Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start
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was...





@Ill Advised ​

As I said, good but not AMAZING

 

[Suomi]

As @Suomi said...

Blanche Hunt - Duplex Heart and Judith Rindeskog - Keep coming back to the start
View attachment 6433
was...





@Ill Advised ​

Sorry but what is going on

 

[ButterTart]

Tina Yothers - Robin Packalen - Hard to Love (feat. Alex Mattson)

was





















A stunning debut by
@SystemAddict ​

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry but what is going on

I'm taking back control, just like I did when I secretly voted Brexit.

 

[ButterTart]

You know, I've been doing this contest for nearly sixteen years and I've not once Googled who Tina Yothers is.

 

[ButterTart]

Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic

was
























@Music​

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You'll all be relieved to know ASFM is coming home.

 

[ButterTart]

Time for some TOP SECRET intel...

 

[Suomi]

sorry Buttertart but I’m already having a terrible night with everyone laughing at me feel like pure shit

 

[Soldi]

You'll all be relieved to know ASFM is coming home.

Playing Three Lions as we speak.

 

[ButterTart]

Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

was






















@COB​

 

[COB]

PRIMED AND READY.

 

[Tisch]

Yay @COB I knew it!