ASFM: The ICONS DE MOOP Gala

I just want to say I was in a rush to enter the best recurring competition the world has ever seen, and the top 1 thing in my life, for fear of being locked out by songs more terrible than mine, and as such may have entirely forgotten the point of the flag assignment.

Thankfully, so did 90% of moopy.

All I can say is please focus on the songs and I'll find other excuses why you didn't like it later but probably running order, thanks xxx
 
Well, what a PARTY and a half. HALLELUJAH.

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The world:

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/ˈʌɪkɒn,ˈʌɪk(ə)n/
noun
  1. a devotional painting of Christ or another holy figure, typically executed on wood and used ceremonially in the Byzantine and other Eastern Churches.
  2. a person or thing regarded as a representative symbol or as worthy of veneration.

Moopy:

HEAT 1:
Floella Benjamin
Tina Knowles
The Sexual Goose
Cunt on a Bouncy Castle
Patsy Stone
Tina Yothers
ugly fucking old bitch from Sweden
Laura Põldvere
François Ozon
The Kettering Twink

HEAT 2
Kitty Brucknell
Shriekeline "Shreeky" No Heart
I Ya Babes
Kelly Rowland phoning in sick
Lauren Harries
Margo
Tisch & Iguana's Wedding
Dakota Johnson Ending Ellen's Career
Faloola Chong
Cleopatra

HEAT 3
Danielle Jane Minogue
Dascha Polanco
Moonbaby
Moving To Zone 6
Suomi
Cat Smuggler
Blanche Hunt
Nink in the Sink
Alison Goldfrapp
Linda La Hughes

HEAT 4
Miss Jay Aston
Choriza May
Joanna Dee
Tiffany Pollard
Bülent Ersoy
JANFT
Mr Naef
Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts
Internet Safety Crocodile
Toppy Carrot
 
This is incredible and I don't need to know the context because that gives me everything. Dying :D

Somehow the shades of green and the plant pot are just finishing me off here
I don't know what Zone 6 is but Christ alive that one has had me howling. I had to walk out of the room earlier because just thinking about it made me laugh and I didn't want people to think me a loon.
 
Well this was more enjoyable than I’m sure most of the songs will be :disco: There are two I seriously considered sending myself and several I WISH I’d thought of :D Screaming at “moving to Zone 6”.
 
I am now Janet educated too.

I think I’d have done better in any of the other heats than the one I’m in to be fair.
 
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Tina Yothers, Dascha Polanco and Bülent Ersoy could be Housewives for all I know. Literally no idea

See also François Ozon. Eurovision? Fuck knows
 
I think I finally know what Mr Naef means (but I knew it had something to do with the Eurovision rewatches).
 
Let’s hope they have any actual connection to their respective song.

I hate it when people use an avatar/icon/egg/cocktail/bird that has nothing to do with the song.
 

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