ASFM: The Other Countries - VIEWING PARTY. TONIGHT at 8pm

[ButterTart]

Thank you for choosing Mopsy Airlines. Tonight we'll be taking you on an around the world tour of some of the best countries to ever have numbers assigned to them which nobody picked. Alongside our scheduled stops in countries as diverse as Germany, Finland and Latvia, we'll be taking a detour through a couple of other places of interest which weren't on the original itinerary but had songs submitted for them anyway

Your meal is a choice of Sour Cream Pringles or our signature seared carp, and your inflight movie will be Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Our expert team of flight attendants will be on hand and only too happy to help; except Trish, who's a cunt and is probably shagging the pilot.

Find your seat, kick your hand luggage under the seat in front of you, and tray, up bitch. Take off's at 8.

 

[OutSynk]

Take us up to the stars @Butterfly

 

[RJN]

How were you able to come up with a playlist so quickly? It feels like just days since the idea was introduced

 

[dmlaw]

I am already willing to say that paying those goons to kidnap ButterTart‘s children was money well spent.

 

[ButterTart]

How were you able to come up with a playlist so quickly? It feels like just days since the idea was introduced

I normally hate doing things at such short notice but I really was just swept away in the moment.

 

[ButterTart]

I am already willing to say that paying those goons to kidnap ButterTart‘s children was money well spent.

My only concern is that they'll return them unharmed.

 

[dmlaw]

My only concern is that they'll return them unharmed.

Depends on what you consider unharmed. Do kids really NEED two ears?

 

[ButterTart]

Depends on what you consider unharmed. Do kids really NEED two ears?

Thanks to generations of inbreeding mine had three anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

One other thing I'll quickly mention; a couple of countries have more than one song since I couldn't choose which one I liked most. So if a country you picked for comes up and it's not your song, don't be all like 'shit guy, where's my song?'

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My song for [REDACTED] better be there.

It's going to be the Statements of the evening.

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist now up in the first post. No bloody peeking or you'll be no better than the terrorists.

 

[dmlaw]

Is it eight o’clock yet? I’m having to watch golf whilst I wait.

 

[ButterTart]

Is it eight o’clock yet? I’m having to watch golf whilst I wait.

I've been trying to watch the original Wizard of Gore but it really is absolute shit. I'd still rather that than the golf, mind.

 

[RJN]

The very first song is blocked in my country so I can’t find the playlist...

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm so very excited for this

 

[dmlaw]

The very first song is blocked in my country so I can’t find the playlist...

That’s probably just America’s punishment for Bryson DeChambeau.

 

[octophone]

Hell.


Oh.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm so very excited for this

The best part for me is that if you think it's shit, everybody else is to blame.

 

[Tisch]

VERY READY.



No idea what I sent now, but I'll be penning @Butterfly an angry letter anyway :

 

[COB]

STARTED

 

[ButterTart]

GO GO GO

 

[ButterTart]

We're starting with the official anthem of worldvision.

 

[RJN]

The very first song is blocked in my country so I can’t find the playlist...

Nobody panic. I already had the Aqua song in my iTunes

 

[COB]

Is this a submission, or just an intro?

 

[COB]

We're starting with the official anthem of worldvision.

 

[ButterTart]

We're starting with the official anthem of worldvision.

You'll recognise it for not having been played once throughout Worldvision.

 

[octophone]

I hope no-one's singing in forrin. Engerlish only, for The Queen.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I always forget they have more songs than just their cover of Caramella Girls - Barbie Girl

 

[COB]

I always forget they have more songs than just their cover of Caramella Girls - Barbie Girl

CANDY GIRL

 

[ButterTart]

I always forget they have more songs than just their cover of Caramella Girls - Barbie Girl

They had an entire second album of songs that weren't Barbie Girl. Nobody remembers it.

 

[octophone]

They had an entire second album of songs that weren't Barbie Girl. Nobody remembers it.

Not even them. #metoo

 

[jyxz]

Something fishy is going on….

 

[COB]

Fancy bald Aqua man SO MUCH

 

[RJN]

They had an entire second album of songs that weren't Barbie Girl. Nobody remembers it.

Speak for yourself!

 

[octophone]

A good way of ensuring no-one knows you're a spy is to make a music video about it.

 

[Tisch]

They had an entire second album of songs that weren't Barbie Girl. Nobody remembers it.

Including the hip hop hit HALLOWEEN I opened my Spoopy Playlist with. I might investigate as I enjoyed that as well

 

[ButterTart]

I never understood why they went for a heist video for a song about going around the world.

 

[AlgoAlex]

They had an entire second album of songs that weren't Barbie Girl. Nobody remembers it.

We all know their best song is back to the 80's

 

[ButterTart]

Poland - Edyta Górniak – Impossible
submitted by @straightorbroken