ASFM: THE SECOND CHANCE GALA! Live from Suomi's Basement @8pm

[RS]

That's right, 50 Words for Chic C'est la Vie Koln is our final qualifier from heat two.

Which means I Ya Toyah and Todrick are OUT!

Which other two are out?

 

[Lucille]

Who will be our first tantrum of the evening?

Me right now.

 

[Tisch]

Swiftly followed by @RaspberrySwirl and @Lucille

I think @rota has STORMED OFF as well

 

[RS]

Rota had enough

 

[Kate]

I think @rota has STORMED OFF as well

Oh she's probably just getting her hole. Or is still in the other thread waiting for this to start.

 

[Raining on Me]

Delighted for parst is over lady, this GALA is basically the real final isn't it, what a LINE-UP

 

[ButterTart]

Which other two are out?

These are the ones who've not qualified from heat 2:

I Ya Babes - I Ya Toyah - Pray
Kitty Brucknell - Todrick Hall - Rainin’ Fellas
Miriam Margolyes - Maylee Todd - Lonely
Margo - AAAMYYY - Over My Dead Body

I thought three of these were certain qualifiers.

 

[RS]

I should book a ticket to Cologne for rest and relaxation from this fiasco.

 

[COB]

Oh good!

 

[Kate]

FALOOLA DEAD!

 

[Kate]

YAY!

 

[COB]

My business

 

[COB]

My address

 

[RS]

These are the ones who've not qualified from heat 2:

I Ya Babes - I Ya Toyah - Pray
Kitty Brucknell - Todrick Hall - Rainin’ Fellas
Miriam Margolyes - Maylee Todd - Lonely
Margo - AAAMYYY - Over My Dead Body

I thought three of these were certain qualifiers.

Poor Faloola were you not even going to mention her song?

 

[COB]

My methods

 

[COB]

My NAME...

 

[RS]

Omg yes!!

 

[Lucille]

These are the ones who've not qualified from heat 2:

I Ya Babes - I Ya Toyah - Pray
Kitty Brucknell - Todrick Hall - Rainin’ Fellas
Miriam Margolyes - Maylee Todd - Lonely
Margo - AAAMYYY - Over My Dead Body

I thought three of these were certain qualifiers.

#stopasianhate

 

[ButterTart]

4. Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

HEAT 1​	François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel - Gabriel
	UFOBF Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance
HEAT 2​	Tisch & Iguana's Wedding - Rae Morris - Reborn
	Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic
	Jamelia's Ghost-Written Diary by the Duchess of Devonshire - Brigitte Handley - Köln
HEAT 3​	Alison Goldfrapp - Claudia Brücken - Absolut(E)
	Moving To Zone 6 – HandS - No Romance
HEAT 4​	Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys)
	JANFT - Shift K3Y ft. Tinashe - Love Line
	Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

 

[Lucille]

Finally some GOOD NEWS!

 

[ButterTart]

Our final qualifier from Heat 4? TOP SECRET.

Really expected this to go direct. I think we all did

 

[Kate]

Poor Toyah though Defeated by SHITTY OLD LATOYA. THE SHAME, THE INDIGNITY!

 

[COB]

I probably forgot to say it last time, but these really are a trio of forty year-old scorchers (and, as ever, DO USE THAT WORD!)

 

[Raining on Me]

I Ya Toyah OUT!

What the fucking shitting fuck is this?!

Please close moopy now because the police are being JE TELEPHONIED

One of the best songs. Cannot believe it

 

[Tisch]

I like how in her resume she tells us she's a spy for the CIA but that she ALSO sells secrets to the KGB. She's clearly SHIT AT IT.

 

[ButterTart]

So, the non-qualifiers from heat 4:

Tiffany Pollard - Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive
Choriza May - Pixie Paris - Dumm
Mr Naef - LoneLady - Fear Colours
Toppy Carrot - The Saturdays - Greatest Hits Megamix

 

[COB]

I Ya Toyah WILL be missed

 

[Lucille]

I like how in her resume she tells us she's a spy for the CIA but that she ALSO sells secrets to the KGB. She's clearly SHIT AT IT.

It’s called a DOUBLE AGENT, omg READ A BOOK.

 

[COB]

Saturdays gamble did not pay off

 

[Kate]

So, the non-qualifiers from heat 4:

Tiffany Pollard - Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive
Choriza May - Pixie Paris - Dumm
Mr Naef - LoneLady - Fear Colours
Toppy Carrot - The Saturdays - Greatest Hits Megamix

Not upset about any of those tbh

 

[ButterTart]

I like how in her resume she tells us she's a spy for the CIA but that she ALSO sells secrets to the KGB. She's clearly SHIT AT IT.

She's actually a spy for C&A. She goes around Russia looking for ideas for their exclusive Clockhouse range.

 

[RS]

Which one was Ayatoyah again?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Saturdays gamble did not pay off

But would the Little Mix megamix have fared better?

 

[Kate]

Oh! This feels like SO LONG AGO that the snow is from LAST WINTER

 

[COB]

But would the Little Mix megamix have fared better?

Don't be so silly!

 

[ButterTart]

11. Floella Benjamin - Fay-Ann Lyons - Raze

HEAT 1​	François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel - Gabriel
	UFOBF Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance
	Floella Benjamin - Fay-Ann Lyons - Raze
HEAT 2​	Tisch & Iguana's Wedding - Rae Morris - Reborn
	Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic
	Jamelia's Ghost-Written Diary by the Duchess of Devonshire - Brigitte Handley - Köln
HEAT 3​	Alison Goldfrapp - Claudia Brücken - Absolut(E)
	Moving To Zone 6 – HandS - No Romance
HEAT 4​	Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys)
	JANFT - Shift K3Y ft. Tinashe - Love Line
	Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

 

[COB]

Konica Queen Fay Ann

 

[RS]

Now who voted for this basic shit?

 

[Kate]

And of course you're saving Heat 3 for last because that's where Red Dress is. So TENSE RIGHT NOW

 

[Lucille]

I liked Fay-Ann, did I love it? No….