ASFM: THE SECOND CHANCE GALA! Live from Suomi's Basement @8pm

[Kate]

I tell you now I'm not fucking listening to it again

 

[ButterTart]

So our first song of the year becomes our penultimate qualifier!

Here are the heat 1 casualties:

Tina Knowles - Sally Shapiro - Forget About You
The Sexual Goose - Dubioza Kolektiv - Kokuz
Patsy Stone - Kamaiyah - How Does It Feel
Laura Põldvere - Platon & Joolay - Taking Me Higher

 

[RS]

This coat over the gown is stressing me out. Stupid woman

 

[Lucille]

I tell you now I'm not fucking listening to it again

Same babes, but replace it with any of your fucking thoughts or feelings.

 

[COB]

Patsy Stone - Kamaiyah - How Does It Feel

I loved this

 

[ButterTart]

This coat over the gown is stressing me out. Stupid woman

She'd catch her death out there if she was just in a frock!

 

[Tisch]

First time I'm seeing this video. I was not expecting snow!

 

[RS]

Laura Põldvere - Platon & Joolay - Taking Me Higher

Shame, I ended up really liking this one.

 

[COB]

This one was quite the treat!

 

[Kate]

THANK THE LORD GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

 

[ButterTart]

12. Moonbaby – Mecano - Hijo de la Luna

HEAT 1​	François Ozon - Najoua Belyzel - Gabriel
	UFOBF Sweden - Scratch Massive - Last Dance
	Floella Benjamin - Fay-Ann Lyons - Raze
HEAT 2​	Tisch & Iguana's Wedding - Rae Morris - Reborn
	Lauren Harries - Night Club - Schizophrenic
	Jamelia's Ghost-Written Diary by the Duchess of Devonshire - Brigitte Handley - Köln
HEAT 3​	Alison Goldfrapp - Claudia Brücken - Absolut(E)
	Moving To Zone 6 – HandS - No Romance
	Moonbaby – Mecano - Hijo de la Luna
HEAT 4​	Sue Nicholls aka Audrey Roberts - Isaac Dunbar - Comme des Garçons (like the boys)
	JANFT - Shift K3Y ft. Tinashe - Love Line
	Joanna Dee - Denise and the Beastie Girls - Top Secret

 

[Lucille]

First time I'm seeing this video. I was not expecting snow!

Another racism scandal, why is this contest so CURSED?

 

[RS]

Quite the palette cleaner. Thank you Spanish twink woman.

 

[Kate]

I'm going to call @Lucille as I Ya Toyah right now.

 

[Raining on Me]

Mr Naef - LoneLady - Fear Colours

I loved the Duke Dumont song, but this one is a sad loss and I doubt many gave it a chance

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh god, make it stop.

 

[ButterTart]

So class wins the day in heat 3!

Here's the list of the fallen from that very heat:

Cat Smuggler - Eli et Papillon - Automne
Dascha Polanco - Cazwell & Peaches - Unzip Me
Suomi - AronChupa with Little Sis Nora - Trombone
Nink in the Sink - Sarah Brand - Red Dress

 

[Tisch]

I'm playing my MR NAEF CARD

 

[Kate]

Oh shit Peaches! I really liked that despite HIM

Oh maybe THAT is Lucille

 

[Suomi]

why is this contest so CURSED?

 

[RS]

All in all this was so much better. But really fuck you all!

 

[Lucille]

I'm going to call @Lucille as I Ya Toyah right now.

I’m going to call THE POLICE.

 

[Kate]

Can't believe I YAWNed this on first listen. Love it now.

 

[Raining on Me]

Poor CAT SMUGGLER, I loved that song, but then it was a strong heat

 

[Kate]

So class wins the day in heat 3!

Here's the list of the fallen from that very heat:

Cat Smuggler - Eli et Papillon - Automne
Dascha Polanco - Cazwell & Peaches - Unzip Me
Suomi - AronChupa with Little Sis Nora - Trombone
Nink in the Sink - Sarah Brand - Red Dress

Thank god you posted this. I was getting scared you were going to announce Red Dress was going through as a WILD CARD.

 

[RS]

That was a beautiful ending.

to my asfm career.

 

[dmlaw]

I was promised that there would be punch and pie.

 

[Tisch]

Thank god you posted this. I was getting scared you were going to announce Red Dress was going through as a WILD CARD.

The night is young

 

[dmlaw]

Also, my song appears to be dead, but I was expecting that.

 

[ButterTart]

Voting details are now up in the first post. Recap video on its way.

 

[RS]

The night is young

Don’t even joke about it

 

[Kate]

Is the EVICTED REVEAL now?

 

[Tisch]

Oooh @ le twist!

 

[Kate]

For this round only, contestants are allowed to vote for themselves.

OMG

 

[RS]

O

M

G

 

[RS]

You had it coming you cunts!

 

[RS]

This will be as good as handing out the 00s in Berlyvision.

 

[Lucille]

This will be as good as handing out the 00s in Berlyvision.

I’m tempted not to FLOUNCE OUT like I did then.

 

[OutSynk]

You had it coming you cunts!

Let’s wreck this shit.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m not sure that Kate will still be sad when she hears which song was mine. Obviously not Red Dress. I’m not a monster.