ASFM Undercover Part II CRISP BUFFET

[BoysForSeles]

OMG I want these immediately.

Me too. We have a poutine wagon that is first port of call after staggering out of a pub in town.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok it's been fun, but I'm off for a swim. I'll have a nibble again later.

 

[COB]

I don’t know whether this will sound too white or too chav, but what is poutine please?

Canadian filth dish consisting of a bowl of chips with gravy and cheese

 

[Kate]

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Nice 'N' Spicy Nik Naks

 

[ButterTart]

How is poutine so popular that there are mobile poutine wagons feeding the populace yet I’ve never heard of it

 

[RJN]

I don’t know whether this will sound too white or too chav, but what is poutine please?

It’s Canadian. Fries with cheese curds and gravy

 

[jyxz]

Cheesy chips n gravy

 

[ButterTart]

Cheesy chips n gravy

Ah now that’s relatable content.

 

[RJN]

Cheese curds not cheese and no I don’t know what that means

 

[COB]

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Nice 'N' Spicy Nik Naks

The ARCHETYPE

 

[ButterTart]

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Nice 'N' Spicy Nik Naks

The absolute money shot. You’ve got 50p and the tuck shop’s just opened, two bags of these bad boys.

 

[ButterTart]

Cheese curds not cheese and no I don’t know what that means

Are curds something to do with cottage cheese?

 

[Lucille]

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Poutine Ruffles

SAVEUR SIMULÉE

 

[Kate]

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Victoria Beckham née Adams Cheese & Onion Flavoured Crisps

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit, I forgot they used to put money in crisp packets. And Tazos.

 

[RJN]

Are curds something to do with cottage cheese?

They’re “moist pieces of curdled milk” so maybe?

 

[jyxz]

Are curds something to do with cottage cheese?

Cheese curds are the moist pieces of curdled milkeither eaten alone as a snack, or used in prepared dishes.

Curds are sometimes referred to as "squeaky cheese"

 

[jyxz]

They’re “moist pieces of curdled milk” so maybe?

Wikipedia cheater

 

[ButterTart]

They’re “moist pieces of curdled milk” so maybe?

is this only the national dish of Canada because they’re too polite to say it’s vile?

 

[BoysForSeles]

Cheese curds are the moist pieces of curdled milkeither eaten alone as a snack, or used in prepared dishes.

Curds are sometimes referred to as "squeaky cheese"

I find halloumi squeakier.

 

[RJN]

Wikipedia cheater

That’s why I put it in quotes!

 

[Kate]

Buffet 1 Song 12

Megapussi

 

[BoysForSeles]

is this only the national dish of Canada because they’re too polite to say it’s vile?

Believe me nothing tastes better after 14 pints.

 

[RJN]

Buffet 1 Song 12

Megapussi

Kate this is Moopy not your dating app

 

[ButterTart]

I find halloumi squeakier.

I love that cheese has relative volumes.

 

[Kate]

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Skips

 

[ButterTart]

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Megapussi

Scampi flavour

 

[BoysForSeles]

Prawn cocktail is probably my least favourite flavour.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope a future theme is BIG STICKER.

 

[Kate]

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Aphrodisiac Tyrrell's

 

[ButterTart]

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Skips

I’ve not had skips for ages. They take me about an hour to eat because I have to let each one fizz on my tongue first.

 

[Kate]

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Cajun Squirrel

 

[ButterTart]

I never had Cajun squirrel. Squirrel is a difficult meat to cook and I worry a humble crisp wouldn’t do it justice.

 

[Kate]

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Pickled Onion Space Raiders

 

[COB]

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Pickled Onion Space Raiders

I actually can't stand picked onion flavoured crisps (or pickled onions themselves) but this is honestly iconic.

 

[Kate]

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Bitza Pizza

 

[RJN]

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Bitza Pizza

a stretch to rhyme bitza with pizza

 

[Kate]

Rounding off the first snack selection...

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Bucks Fizz Flavour Hand Cooked Crisps

 

[COB]

Rounding off the first snack selection...

Buffet 1 Song 18

Bucks Fizz Flavour Hand Cooked Crisps

Nazi Crisps Fuck Off

 

[COB]

I mean I'm sure they're nice