ASFM Undercover Part II Watch Party 1

[Iguana]

Shoshana Damari did it in 1959.

Birds do it
Bees do it
Even Shoshana Damari did it

 

[RJN]

Megapussi? this is more the sound of a limp dick

 

[COB]

This is like all the bits I hate about Alanis Morissette's voice, with none of the good bits

 

[Kate]

This really has been an agonizing night for me so far.

I hope tomorrow's is trashier for you x

 

[AlgoAlex]

Megapussi? this is more the sound of a limp dick

No bonk for Megapussi

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope tomorrow's is trashier for you x

Please tell me there is a donk on the horizon?

 

[RS]

Yeah, this is terrible

 

[COB]

I hope tomorrow's is trashier for you x

Imagine if he'd been clever and entered some trash himself (no jokes about my bum anyone)

 

[RJN]

This is what Florence and the Machine would call a dancefloor song

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NO

 

[dmlaw]

Please tell me there is a donk on the horizon?

Even better. A children’s choir.

 

[Iguana]

Here's one for @ZenGiraffe

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am banning whoever sent this

 

[Kate]

13. Skips

Capital Children's Choir - Untrust Us



Original by Crystal Castles.

 

[Raining on Me]

Didn't know the Ofra song but she looked and sounded lovely so it might get a point

 

[COB]

Holy shit at this.

 

[COB]

Why does this EXIST?!

 

[RJN]

How did the version even come about???

 

[COB]

Sorry but I'm fucking obsessed with this

 

[Iguana]

Why is this so CREEPY?

 

[Tisch]

Why do they sound eerily not like a kids choir at all? Like their souls have all been replaced by dark matter

 

[RJN]

This is one of the best yet tbh

 

[Raining on Me]

Have we had Ane Brun before? That was...well it happened

 

[Kate]

Why is this so CREEPY?

Because children

 

[dmlaw]

It seems like the school should have paid extra for the really detailed background check on this teacher.

 

[RJN]

Why is this so CREEPY?

children's choirs are always creepy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I fucking hate everything about this

 

[Iguana]

Are they AI generated?

 

[RS]

I fucking hate everything about this

It’s you who sent it, isn’t it?

 

[RJN]

as a child, I was in a choir that performed at Disney World and multiple of us fainted from the heat (not me though)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It’s you who sent it, isn’t it?

How dare you.

 

[RS]

If it weren’t for the cunt singing the ”now now…” bit I would have tolerated this a little.

 

[COB]

It looks like a children's choir, but most of them are actually there auditioning to be Ethan Kath's next girlfriend.

 

[Raining on Me]

Those teachers look about as happy as everyone listening to these songs!

 

[Kate]

14. Aphrodisiac Tyrrell's

Say Lou Lou - The Look of Love



Original by Dusty Springfield.

 

[COB]

Who are these SULTRY and FRUITY girls?

 

[Kate]

These twins are just marginally sexier than the ones from B*witched.

 

[Iguana]

This is giving me @RJN vibes

 

[COB]

I'm enjoying this!