ASFM Worldvision II: The TRENDY DISCOTHEQUE GALA. Tonight, 7pm

[ButterTart]

Oh, Spain. I'm sure Spain wasn't there when I first looked.

In fairness the formatting went all to bollocks at first, so it could well have not been displaying properly.

 

[Nancy]

I would love to go on an old train.

 

[COB]

3. PERU
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Fancy bar on an old train​

The way this could be entirely made up

 

[ButterTart]

4. TAIWAN

KTV Karaoke Bar​

 

[octophone]

4. TAIWAN
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KTV Karaoke Bar​

Bit CRAMPED, no?

 

[ButterTart]

I'm assuming the woman in the poster is a things gay people like?

 

[ButterTart]

Bit CRAMPED, no?

They're a very small race.

 

[COB]

4. TAIWAN
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KTV Karaoke Bar​

Feeling like a MILLION DOLLAR BILL whenever I step into good old KTV.

 

[COB]

Bit CRAMPED, no?

Intimate

 

[AlgoAlex]

4. TAIWAN
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KTV Karaoke Bar​

Isn‘t that a pod they designed on the apprentice ?

 

[Nancy]

Is that a KARAOKE TRAIN?

 

[ButterTart]

5. FRANCE

Théâtre Le Palace, Paris - ‘More French plonk, ma chérie Jerry?”​

 

[octophone]

5. FRANCE
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Théâtre Le Palace, Paris - ‘More French plonk, ma chérie Jerry?”​

That reminds me, I'm nearly out of kitchen foil...

 

[ButterTart]

6. TURKEY

Turkish Baths Party For All​

 

[jyxz]

Shiny fabrics only ploize

 

[ButterTart]

That reminds me, I'm nearly out of kitchen foil...

"I see it as a waste of Baco... the foil"

 

[Nancy]

That French photo looks like it had to be sent off to Truprint to be developed.

 

[AlgoAlex]

6. TURKEY
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Turkish Baths Party For All​

I wonder if @Diddy has ever been there for a massage ?

 

[ButterTart]

7. MALAYSIA

The Deceased​

 

[COB]

6. TURKEY
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Turkish Baths Party For All​

No wonder Mum moved there and never looked back

 

[octophone]

6. TURKEY
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Turkish Baths Party For All​

OK, 6 in and the definition of "discotheque" is being a bit stretched. And that's probably not all that's being stretched...

 

[AlgoAlex]

7. MALAYSIA
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The Deceased​

So many questions…

 

[ButterTart]

The Deceased is an actual horror themed bar, it's not some wacky interpretive avatar.

 

[RS]

7. MALAYSIA
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The Deceased​

I saw her in KL airport last Saturday

 

[ButterTart]

8. NEW ZEALAND

Smash Palace​

 

[octophone]

7. MALAYSIA
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The "What's A Discotheque? Is is French for 'shit ornament'?"​

 

[straightorbroken]

Welcome to the Free People's Democratic Republic of Moopvania We're broadcasting LIVE from the Paddjd-Bagh community centre in our beautiful capital Topikarot. Join your host Life Support Monkey TONIGHT from 7pm as we reveal this year's competing nations and their places in the running order.

How closely did people stick to what was a fairly simple avatar theme? This is Moopy, you tell me.

Okay wrong quote, but seriously Bev, all you had to do was throw another Berger on the barbie*








*Robot Song

 

[octophone]

2 planes already. Oops.

 

[Nancy]

So cloudy.

 

[COB]

Smash Palace

 

[RS]

Such exciting musical nations so far

 

[ButterTart]

9. GREECE

The Parthenon​

 

[octophone]

..and that's not the only thing getting smashed.

 

[ButterTart]

Never heard of that Greek one before, I think it just opened.

 

[octophone]

9. GREECE
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The Parthenon​

!

Best one so far.

 

[Soldi]

6. TURKEY
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Turkish Baths Party For All​

 

[Kate]

Just imagining an acid rave at the Parthenon

 

[ButterTart]

10. ENGLAND

The Jazz Café​

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ew Jazz

 

[Kate]

Ooh two in a row I’ve actually been to