ASFM Worldvision II: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 1 - Tonight, 7pm

[RS]

Romania just managed to outtrash all expectations

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like if this woman took a course of antibiotics her entire body would disappear.

 

[COB]

This is what vocoders SHOULD be used for, I know I call everything proto PC Music but come on

 

[Tisch]

White background?

Ratty wig?

Rara skirt?

Eastern European?

Crotch grabbing?

Bat-ogrophy?

Flared jeans?

This literally has everything. Cancel ASFM please.

 

[ButterTart]

If I'd have received a demure ballad for Romania I'd have thrown it right back. This is the exact speed that country should move at.

 

[RS]

I love how the volume was automatically turned down as it got more annoying.

 

[dmlaw]

Why does it switch to potato quality halfway through the song?

 

[straightorbroken]

Here come the silicone feelings

 

[Tisch]

Why does it switch to potato quality halfway through the song?

Why are you questioning genius?

 

[ButterTart]

Why does it switch to potato quality halfway through the song?

The volume decreases for each layer of clothing she removes

It actually turns into a silent disco when she gets her rat out.

 

[dmlaw]

Why are you questioning genius?

Do you hear me questioning those tits?

 

[straightorbroken]

Thought she was going to do a Kinga with that bat there at the end.

 

[ButterTart]

Romania should really have won Eurovision by now.

 

[RS]

I should hate it but it’s quite infectious (if infectious is a real word).

 

[dmlaw]

Thought she was going to do a Kinga with that bat there at the end.

It would only fall out again immediately.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...I've already broken out in hives at this.

 

[Tisch]

Has @Butterfly really hit us with a sad boi ballard after THAT? CRUEL!

 

[dmlaw]

I should hate it but it’s quite infectious (if infectious is a real word).

Yes, she is definitely infectious.

 

[ButterTart]

18. SOUTH KOREA

JANNABI - ASTEARSGOBY​

 

[straightorbroken]

Is Jannabis the finale? Very nice actually.

 

[Tisch]

I should hate it but it’s quite infectious (if infectious is a real word).

She definitely is

 

[RS]

Oooh what is this? The Asians are really bringing it this time.

 

[Tisch]

Is Jannabis the finale? Very nice actually.

Two more after this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

18. SOUTH KOREA
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JANNABI - ASTEARSGOBY​

Oh COME ON.

SOUTH KOREA!? THIS!?


I demand an inquiry

 

[RS]

Oooh what is this? The Asians are really bringing it this time.

Probably because the songs haven’t been picked by the usual suspects.

 

[COB]

This is certainly a bold choice when you have the embarrassment of riches that is the entire K-pop genre at your disposal

 

[ButterTart]

Oh COME ON.

SOUTH KOREA!? THIS!?


I demand an inquiry

We're breaking down stereotypes. Not pictured are the other 388 members of his boyband.

 

[Tisch]

I thought @Barnacle hadn't entered?

 

[straightorbroken]

Swooning for this jammy jannabi ballad thing (is "ballad" a word?)

 

[ButterTart]

After this bit of high class we're going BASIC to the bitter end.

 

[RS]

This is the first time Asia sent something good.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm actually inconsolable

 

[ButterTart]

I'm actually inconsolable

I was shocked at first, but it's a really lovely song.

 

[Tisch]

I'm actually inconsolable

it will be okay

 

[RS]

Ok but I’m already ready for the next song

 

[ButterTart]

19. AFGHANISTAN

Aryana Sayeed - Bache Kabul​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh something WHIFFY!

 

[ButterTart]

Let's play a game of 'how the fuck old is this woman?'

 

[dmlaw]

Either Arrested Development has lied to me, or the translation of the Korean lyrics isn’t quite right.

 

[COB]

I'm getting Boss Baby HOT TRASH vibes