ASFM Worldvision II: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 1 - Tonight, 7pm

[Kate]

Need those pink thigh high boots immediately

 

[BoysForSeles]

They’re all good dancers, even the old folk.

 

[octophone]

Well played whoever found that - excellent stuff.

 

[ButterTart]

Need those pink thigh high boots immediately

Pics pls

 

[ButterTart]

7. MALAYSIA Stacy - Not For Sale

 

[ButterTart]

Here's one that gets embedded in my brain every time I hear it.

 

[ButterTart]

PROTECT MY HOOP
PROTECT MY HOOP

 

[ButterTart]

I thought we were getting a WHIFF OF THE SOUK there!

It was a great curveball for Turkey. It sounded simultaneously very Turkish and not Turkish at all.

 

[octophone]

Difficult to pull off a song called "Not For Sale" when you've spent quite a lot of money on a video with multiple locations, outfits and dancers.

 

[ButterTart]

PROTECT MY HOOP
PROTECT MY HOOP

Please tell me I'm not the only one hearing this on the chorus.

 

[Kate]

Please tell me I'm not the only one hearing this on the chorus.

I wasn't until you said it, but now of course.

 

[ButterTart]

Difficult to pull off a song called "Not For Sale" when you've spent quite a lot of money on a video with multiple locations, outfits and dancers.

It's a testament to her great skill at shoplifting and trespassing. There are chloroformed security guards just out of shot in each new location.

 

[Kate]

A random rap middle eight! Is this the EARLY 00s?

 

[octophone]

Great, it's now the Hoop Song in my mind.

 

[Kate]

Oh hello

 

[ButterTart]

8. NEW ZEALAND Disasteradio - Gravy Rainbow

And now for something completely demented

 

[Kate]

The puppets are sending me

 

[ButterTart]

Incidentally, my favourite muppet is the one with the tie and coffee cup.

 

[octophone]

What the living fuck is thiS???

 

[Kate]

Also mmm, gravy. I'm making a roast later

 

[ButterTart]

What the living fuck is thiS???

Off the back of this I had a listen to his album on YouTube. It's ace!

 

[octophone]

Zig & Zag on LSD. Yes please.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I feel like I should be playing a Roblox game with my six year old nephew to this one.

 

[ButterTart]

Astonishingly, @RaspberrySwirl wasn't a fan of this. @Tisch and @COB seemed to rather enjoy it.

 

[ButterTart]

9. GREECE Josephine - Ta Kalytera Paidia

 

[octophone]

This video has "third single by someone who came fourth in X Factor" vibes.

 

[ButterTart]

Considering Greeks invented gayness, their women are very easy on the eye.

 

[Kate]

Interrupting a table of blokes having their tea by getting on the table and feeling yourself up. Standard Friday night for me.

 

[octophone]

Another kit-whipped-off clip!

 

[BoysForSeles]

Kelle Bryan commanded a table more efficiently. Some nice tits at the table though.

 

[ButterTart]

Another kit-whipped-off clip!

 

[Kate]

That wine better not be getting wasted, mind

 

[ButterTart]

I think the lesbian maid was the mastermind behind it all; I'm just not sure what she was masterminding.

 

[ButterTart]

10. ENGLAND Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked

 

[octophone]

I think the lesbian maid was the mastermind behind it all; I'm just not sure what she was masterminding.

Her record deal not being renewed, probably.

 

[Kate]

Nice tits, beautiful tits.

 

[ButterTart]

More knockers here, just not being used as the central feature of the video this time.

 

[Kate]

More knockers here, just not being used as the central feature of the video this time.

Arguable.

 

[octophone]

I wouldn;t have guessed England but that's the video more than the song.

 

[octophone]

I am a bit of a sucker for very dryly recorded sotto voce singing.