ASFM Worldvision: STUNNING SEMI 2! Tonight at 7pm

[Raining on Me]

This is utter garbage. Not complaining.

 

[octophone]

I didn't think Gloria Estefan had this sort of FAGSPLOITATION in her back catalogue!

This is what I call "gay for pay".

 

[ButterTart]

Didn’t Gloria Estefan used to have a good voice?

I think she also had a car crash which might have buggered it up.

 

[win_the_game]

This is a bit too ELECTRO SWING for my liking.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think she also had a car crash which might have buggered it up.

You can't be rude about the songs when you're hosting, however true it may be!

 

[Iguana]

I think she also had a car crash which might have buggered it up.

Imagine being in a car crash and the only thing you break is your VOICE

 

[Raining on Me]

Also surely Cuba had a WEALTH of hidden gems. Bit lazy

 

[ButterTart]

3. Nigeria - Yemi Alade - Tumbum

 

[ButterTart]

This video makes me hungry.

 

[Marina Salty]

I already like this.

 

[Tisch]

BUMS N TUMS

 

[COB]

I'm feeling this one!

 

[ButterTart]

BUMS N TUMS

It's all falling into place

 

[octophone]

Bopping in my seat to this.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm feeling this one!

I wanted to go a bit banger-heavy in the first few songs to try to dispel the stigma of being on early.

 

[win_the_game]

Is she singing about her jollof rice? Did I hear that right?

 

[Iguana]

I like the ones like this that we probably wouldn't normally get in an ASFM

 

[Tisch]

Literally a recipe set to song? I APPROVE!

 

[Raining on Me]

This is quite the JIG (of life)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes to this!

 

[Iguana]

I wanted to go a bit banger-heavy in the first few songs to try to dispel the stigma of being on early.

Code for "the songs coming later are shite"

 

[Marina Salty]

Nigeria delivering quality bop.

 

[ButterTart]

If I may editorialise, I absolutely fucking love the African ones we've had. As @Iguana says, this isn't a well we often go to.

 

[ButterTart]

I love the ACTING in this video.

 

[Tisch]

I wanted to go a bit banger-heavy in the first few songs to try to dispel the stigma of being on early.

Does this mean the two minute silence is at the end this time?

 

[COB]

I love the ACTING in this video.

The Nollywood vibes

 

[octophone]

That was an outright banger. Great choice.

 

[ButterTart]

4. Colombia - Tei Shi - Say You Do

 

[Raining on Me]

The choreo
The outfits
The FOOD

FEED ME NIGERIA

 

[Iguana]

She hopes one day she'll be trapped in a personal hell?

 

[Tisch]

She wants to be like Britney Spears? Another Britney knock off is it?

 

[ButterTart]

The Nollywood vibes

 

[Iguana]

I'm fingering @David 5000 or @funky for Colombia

 

[COB]

Oh this will do VERY WELL I think.

 

[octophone]

Is "bewildered in a car" a known video genre these days?

 

[Iguana]

Is "bewildered in a car" a known video genre these days?

Apparently it leads to "cloned in a car"

 

[ButterTart]

Is "bewildered in a car" a known video genre these days?

Goose baffled by Volvo.

 

[Tisch]

@Queen of the Bay giving notifications on songs we're actually up to SHOCK!

 

[Raining on Me]

Yeah, Columbia is a beaut. I bet that was a fun country to get, and presumably hard!

 

[ButterTart]

This has a very ASFM quality to it. I wasn't expecting this from Colombia at all (in a good way).