ASFM Worldvision: STUNNING SEMI 2! Tonight at 7pm

[ButterTart]

Tagaras in greek is he who makes handwoven bags for shepherds.

!!!!!

This just made me HOWL.

 

[COB]

OMG glittery Soviet aesthetic

 

[ButterTart]

9. Belarus - Molchat Doma - Discotheque

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What an excellent erection in the video too!

 

[octophone]

Oooh, 1980 vibe.

 

[dmlaw]

Do you think the video cut off before the applause or was there none?

 

[Tisch]

Tagaras in greek is he who makes handwoven bags for shepherds.

We don't have a word for that! Only one for someone who makes polyester bags for shepherds.

 

[Iguana]

!!!!!

This just made me HOWL.

I was trying to work out if HOWL was like HPOTW and the realised it was just a word in upper case

 

[ButterTart]

Belarus was a bastard of a country to get, and I approve wholeheartedly of this selection.

 

[Tisch]

Do you think the video cut off before the applause or was there none?

It filmed during covid. Esthonian fashion is up to 2002 at the moment.

 

[D5K]

Isn't that the thing they're trying to build next to Stratford station?

 

[funky]

COLOMBIA FTW

(So far)

 

[COB]

Absolutely obsessed with everything about this one

 

[Tisch]

Belarus was a bastard of a country to get, and I approve wholeheartedly of this selection.

VAL said to be "very upset" by this post.

 

[ButterTart]

The statue depicts the winner of Miss Teen Belarus 2019.

 

[COB]

Also I think I fancy the keyboard one with the sideboards

 

[D5K]

Does anyone else have subtitles on? There was just one about being worried about catching a ferry.

 

[Marina Salty]

I appreciate a nice moustache on a man.

 

[Iguana]

Nice ERECTION

 

[COB]

Tens across the board for this COMMIE CRACKER

 

[D5K]

A key change! And just as I was beginning to lose interest!

 

[octophone]

Nothing says "DANCE" quite like unfinished statues of Marx and Lenin.

 

[ButterTart]

VAL said to be "very upset" by this post.

Val is the least glamorous pop star name I've ever heard.

 

[Raining on Me]

Take me to Belarus!

Well, maybe not, but this fucks rather sweetly

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m assuming the lyrics are lost in translation

 

[ButterTart]

10. United States of America - Shuba Vedula - Gimme Gimme

 

[dmlaw]

Does anyone else have subtitles on? There was just one about being worried about catching a ferry.

I have them. I hope the lyrics don’t make any more sense in Belarusian. That would spoil it.

 

[COB]

Screaming at obscure country the United States of America requiring something with a 49p lyric video

 

[ButterTart]

A key change! And just as I was beginning to lose interest!

It won the ButterTart award for most surprising key change of the season.

 

[D5K]

This is basic but does it for me.

 

[ButterTart]

Screaming at obscure country the United States of America requiring something with a 49p lyric video

It's a banger though, this.

 

[Tisch]

A very European sounding American entry! Not such a bad thing. It FUCKS rather.

 

[COB]

This feels quite ASFM by numbers to me

 

[win_the_game]

Communist Belarus currently outshining those CAPITALIST DOGS

 

[ButterTart]

Who can tell me which of the clues from the front page pertain to this song?

 

[D5K]

I reckon USA would have been mega hard to choose for.

 

[Raining on Me]

Yeah I'll take RANDY'S DONUTS on balance.

Might not give it points, but I'll take it

 

[COB]

Fingering RITA for this!

 

[ButterTart]

I reckon USA would have been mega hard to choose for.

Up there with Sweden and the UK as the biggest poisoned chalices. Going for something totally unknown was a wise strategy I think.

 

[D5K]

Who can tell me which of the clues from the front page pertain to this song?

"Gimme gimme gimme" is the McCanns' negotiating line isn't it?