ASFM Worldvision: STUNNING SEMI 2! Tonight at 7pm

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Oh fuck me. Who is this??

 

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Does he have any leaked nudes?

 

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I've never even heard of Panoma. I must look up flights.

 

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Such a shame he doesn't know how hot he is

He's the type of guy you just want to fuck, then insist your friends try him too.

 

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What 1980s Im Nin Alu jackpot is this?

 

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Is this Drag Race Albania? I'm guessing Cindy Crawford, Rita Hayworth/Jonathan Ross's wife and Pamela Anderson are the lewks

 

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Oh my god, what JP jackpot is this?

 

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A cover? Not on my watch. Next! That was sounding so good too.

 

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Just had my lungs feel like they'd been filled with hot water as I rushed to check it was indeed Japan

#justicefornokko

 

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Well Ireland is a bit different. If we've had Gloria at least the competitor didn't just send Sinead or Delores. It's a maybe, but probably not.

 

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Maybe a little Tom Vek.

 

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Medina, wash your mouth out. You have my attenshonne.

 

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Basic, but I'm loving the pot mouth conviction. Imagine if Jenny Frost had got a whole album out of an actually released Don't Fuck With Me.

 

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In the words of Courtney Love: skinny little bitch

 

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If she wins, will we treat her to a Greggs?

 

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I'm not normally one for the tuneless thuds ASFMs seem so full of, but this has pounded its revolting way into my heart.

 

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Mads is a good pitch for The Real Housewives of Lebanon. Just not a good pitch vocally.

 

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GALA's Lose Yourself In Me was a Lebanese top 5 radio hit fact fans.

 

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Oh enough. She sounds like she's gargling toilet cleaner.

 

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Vagabon, set me adrift on memory bliss. A subtle standout.

 

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Oh lovely, I'll take a bit of PNAU the now for sure

 

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Loving the exclusive footage of Avatar 2 as well, what a visual orgy we are being treated to. And good god am I a sucker for those Livin' Joy bleeps and bloops.

 

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It's so good I'm going to give it zero points though.

 

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Not today Jesus. Surely Iran has far better homoerotic video footage we could have screened instead.

 

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Marina bringing the diamonds.

 

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And the collagen.

 

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What another shrinking violet.

 

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Fayhaptac? I can't type these numerals. Game of Tsushima Thrones was a nice idea, but no.

 

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Ah Norway, my homeland

"Very brave" the critics wrote.

 

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Okay the highs: wow, wow, wow. Overall this was a rock hard semi. I'll have to give the first a better listen, but I've picked out much more this time. Well done to everyone who didn't pick Gloria fucking Estefan

 

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The fact that we got PNAU again. There is SO MUCH music out there huns.

 

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I do love that despite Buttertart LIVING and BREATHING ASFM didn't even remember they won.

 

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22. Norway - Trio Mediaeval - Rolandskavet
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This is a little more different than usual for @RaspberrySwirl

 

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Late to the party as per, playing catch up but Gloria Estefan - what an odd little bop .. i don't know if i like it or not, it's giving me both Electro Velvet &Yolanda Be Cool vibes which i loathe and love .. definitely memorable.

 

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Colombia made me want to peacock around the house, Romania was a bit of a bop too but Austria just proper set it off! <3

 

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Really loving Azerbaijan too, so farthis semi is ace ... oh here come Estonia to kill the mood (but im kinda liking it in a late 90s pop ballad kinda way, just maing the lryics up in my head)

 

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Not gonna lie, i was expecting something very different from a song called Discoteque. There's a very alternative queer bar here that plays this sort of weird random shit all night and i'm all for it!

 

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Shuba would normally be the sort of entry i'd bung a few points but i'm not sure it'll happen this round. PanaMMmmmmmmmmmma Albania has such a resting bitch face but she's utterly mesmerizing.

 

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I do love that despite Buttertart LIVING and BREATHING ASFM didn't even remember they won.

I LOVED Solid Gold and gave it my 20, but I thought it was by a soloist - it doesn't help that Go Bang is TOTALLY different so there's almost no overlap musically.

 

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I LOVED Solid Gold and gave it my 20, but I thought it was by a soloist - it doesn't help that Go Bang is TOTALLY different so there's almost no overlap musically.