ASFM Worldvision: STUNNING SEMI 2! Tonight at 7pm (1 Viewer)

[ButterTart]

And best scenery porn since that Hong Kong one a couple of contests back.

 

[Kate]

How DO we catch the ferry?

 

[ButterTart]

This won my award for most unexpected key change.

 

[Kate]

Timing my orgasm for the key change.

 

[COB]

Who is Susan Lucci pls?

A legendary () US daytime soap queen, I believe!

 

[ButterTart]

A legendary () US daytime soap queen, I believe!

Is she also fond of hoochie coochie?

 

[ButterTart]

Well done Belarus, never thought you had it in you.

 

[ButterTart]

10. United States of America - Shuba Vedula - Gimme Gimme

 

[ButterTart]

I like the twingy twangy sitar thing in this.

 

[Kate]

I want to do this in Vic Reeves club style.

 

[ButterTart]

I hear 'you've got that black shit' during that line and I always think 'ooh, someone's been at the port'.

 

[Kate]

G'meh g'meh ER ER *elbow pump*

 

[ButterTart]

I want to do this in Vic Reeves club style.

G'merrg'merrg'merryelrrvin

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if the viewers from the other day were surprised to discover there was a song to go along with the images of a shirtless gentleman.

 

[Kate]

Oh yes, this one was a man.

 

[win_the_game]

I mean would PRISON GYM BINT really have won without that video?

PRISON GYM FAG HAG had a wonderful song and was the rightful and deserved winner.

 

[RS]

Oh no I’ve missed this again.

 

[Kate]

OK my washing has finished so I need something to twerk to now.

 

[ButterTart]

Look how they all crawl out of the woodwork at the mention of a shirtless man.

 

[RS]

I’ll do my own listening party next week.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ll do my own listening party next week.

You have to vote by Friday!

 

[ButterTart]

Forgot to do the song title for the last one

11. Panama - Joako Fábrega - DILE

 

[ButterTart]

12. Albania Adelina Ismajli Shko Në R, S

 

[RS]

You have to vote by Friday!

That’s at least five days from now.

 

[ButterTart]

Albanian bird doing sexy Grattan advert fashion show. Classy.

 

[Lucille]

That’s at least five days from now.

Well done babes

 

[ButterTart]

13. Japan – Wink - Turn It Into Love

 

[Kate]

Faloola Minogue!

 

[ButterTart]

I look forward to receiving my third consecutive cover of Turn It Into Love when I host my next contest, ASFM: Songs That Aren't Kylie Covers

 

[ButterTart]

Asking for a friend, are these girls over sixteen?

My friend is called Diego and he works as a lawyist in Manchester, not that you doubted my story.

 

[ButterTart]

14. Ireland - Just Mustard - Frank

 

[ButterTart]

This video must have taken fucking ages to film.

 

[Kate]

Ah yes Pat Mustard. Quite like this one.

 

[ButterTart]

Ah yes Pat Mustard. Quite like this one.

Ah father, Pat was asking if he could put his massive tool in my box.

 

[ButterTart]

15. Denmark – Medina - Boring

 

[ButterTart]

This FILTHY-MOUTHED MIDDEN.

 

[ButterTart]

16. Lebanon - Madeleine Matar - Tamen Albak

 

[ButterTart]

When I think 'Lebanese' I think:

 

[Kate]

I love the supposedly ferocious dog running along looking HAPPY AS LARRY.

 

[ButterTart]

17. Cameroon – Vagabon - Water Me Down