ASFM Worldvision - THE RESULTS! Tonight @7.30pm

[ButterTart]

@BoysForSeles
@dmlaw
@Iguana
@Ill Advised
@jyxz
@Kate
@Music
@OutSynk
@rhythmbandit
@Sardonicus
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@Tisch
@Agtifa
@win_the_game

Congratulations on making the Top 15, lads!

 

[ButterTart]

15th Place:

Argentina
Emilia – La_Playlist.mpeg
Submitted by @win_the_game

40 points

8 - Kala
6 – dmlaw, Music
4 – Marina Salty
5 - ZenGiraffe
3 – Superstylin’, BoysForSeles, OutSynk
2 – ButterTart​

 

[ButterTart]

The slutpop continues to fall at the heteronormative hands of Mopsy.

 

[Tisch]

Can't wait to finish a sensible 14th

 

[ButterTart]

14th Place:

Ukraine
DOROFEEFA & POSITIFF – Смак-печаль
Submitted by @Agtifa

43 points

6 – rhythmbandit, Suomi
5 – Marina Salty
5 – Iguanea
4 - dmlaw
3 – ButterTart, Kate, Tisch, Kala, ZenGiraffe
2 – Funky​

 

[ButterTart]

The first big surprise - I'd have thought that was top ten with a bullet. Mopsy clearly more PRO-RUSSIA than we thought.

 

[Agneeta]

I'm a touch miffed to be honest.

 

[Agneeta]

The first big surprise - I'd have thought that was top ten with a bullet. Mopsy clearly more PRO-RUSSIA than we thought.

Voters are in Putin's pocket.

 

[ButterTart]

13th Place:

Canada
Falc1 feat Alessandro Montelli – Diva
Submitted by @rhythmbandit

50 points

12 – Sardonicus, BoysForSeles
8 – Marina Salty
7 – dmlaw
4 - Outsynk
2 – Superstylin’, Win_The_Game, ZenGiraffe
1 – ButterTart​

 

[ButterTart]

Our first 12 pointer falls

 

[ButterTart]

Now for the Muna's Palsy Fellowship Award recipient...

 

[ButterTart]

12th Place:

Norway
Sigrid – Fort Knox
Submitted by @Ill Advised

55 points

10 – Kate, Rhythmbandit, Kala
7 – Win_The_Game
5 - Funky
4 – Jyxz, Music
2 – DisneyTeletubby, Igluana
1 – ZenGiraffe​

 

[dmlaw]

I enjoyed ‘La_Playlist.mpeg’. I am quite certain that if I had listened to it a few more times it would have become incredibly annoying.

 

[ButterTart]

Now, who's come TAMTALISINGLY (A word I just made up, ignore @Tisch he's very drunk) close to the top ten?

 

[ButterTart]

11th Place:

USA
moistbreezy – Give Me Something (Obsession)
Submitted by the moist, breezy and relistenable @OutSynk

57 points

10 – Music, Suomi
8 - Agtifa
7 - ZenGiraffe
6 – ButterTart, Kate, Tisch
3 - rhythmbandit
1 – dmlaw​

 

[ButterTart]

And so we have our TOP TEN!

One of these precious children will shortly be crowned our WINNER:

Spain – Leire Martinez – Mi Nombre
Turkey – Selin – Burn With You
Belgium – Rheinzand - Elefantasi
South Korea – SASAMI – Slugger
Romania – Minelli – Peligrosa
Italy – Alan Ross – Valentina Mon Amour
China – Lexie Lu – Magician
Equatorial Guinea – Paloma del Sol – Mentiroso
Germany – John Summit ft Inéz – light years
Sweden – Kite – Hand Out The Drugs

 

[ButterTart]

And one of these lucky sluts is inching ever closer to the GRAND-PRIZE; a fabulous, SIGNED Breville Pie Magic!

@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@dmlaw
@Igauna
@jyxz
@Kate
@Music
@Suomi
@Superstylin'
@Tisch

 

[ButterTart]

Shall we see unto whomst 10th place hath been conferred?

 

[dmlaw]

I quite hope John Summit doesn’t win, given that he won a previous contest with a different, less annoyingly voiced singer. In the circumstances, it didn’t seem worth getting all militant about that.

 

[ButterTart]

10th Place:

Italy
Alan Ross – Valentina Mon Amour
Submitted by one of the many, many people in the world more Italian than Alan Ross - @Suomi

64 points

12 - Kate
10 – DisneyTeletubby, Win_The_Game
7 – Funky, OutSynk
6 – Superstylin’
5 - dmlaw
2 – Jyxz, BoysForSeles, Ill Advised
1 – Tisch​

 

[ButterTart]

I quite hope John Summit doesn’t win, given that he won a previous contest with a different, less annoyingly voiced singer. In the circumstances, it didn’t seem worth getting all militant about that.

What song?!

 

[dmlaw]

What song?!

It was called ‘Tears’. Won by funky in one of his own contests.

 

[ButterTart]

9th Place:

Turkey
Selin – Burn With You
Submitted by @Superstylin'

66 points

12 – I Guana, rhythmbandit, Marina Salty
7 – Ill Advised, Kala
6 – Funky
5 - Agtifa
2 – Sardonicus, dmlaw
1 – Win_The_Game​

 

[ButterTart]

It was called ‘Tears’. Won by funky in one of his own contests.

Oh shit, I remember that!

 

[dmlaw]

It was called ‘Tears’. Won by funky in one of his own contests.

In other news, I have been preparing a big masterlist spreadsheet to avoid these sorts of things but keep getting distracted and doing other things instead.

 

[Marina Salty]

Iguanal is voting like some sort of my spiritual sister in music taste

 

[OutSynk]

Iguanal is voting like some sort of my spiritual sister in music taste

You both deserve each other.

 

[ButterTart]

8th Place:

Belgium
Rheinzand – Elefantasi
Submitted by @jyxz
(After first submitting the fittingly named ‘Duality)

69 points

10 – Sardonicus
8 – BoysForSeles, Funky, Ill Advised, OutSynk
7 – Kate, Marina Salty
4 – Agtifa, Suomi
3 – Win_The_Game
1 – DisneyTeletubby, Music​

 

[ButterTart]

It’s still ALL TO PLAY FOR as we hit the top 7

Spain – Leire Martinez – Mi Nombre
South Korea – SASAMI – Slugger
Romania – Minelli – Peligrosa
China – Lexie Lu – Magician
Equatorial Guinea – Paloma del Sol – Mentiroso
Germany – John Summit ft Inéz – light years
Sweden – Kite – Hand Out The Drugs

 

[ButterTart]

For the first time in history, @jyxz is out of the running to win a contest I’m hosting

One of these magnificent slatterns will shortly be taking home our GRAND PRIZE; a FABULOUS Family Circle Biscuit Assortment!

@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@dmlaw
@Iguanua
@Kate
@Music
@Tisch

 

[ButterTart]

Shall we find out the person in 7th who came in at number 7 with the seventh most popular song?

 

[ButterTart]

7th Place:

Romania
Minelli – Peligrosa
Submitted by @Music

71 points

10 – Jyxz, Tisch, ZenGiraffe
7 – Superstylin’, ButterTart
6 – Marina Salty, Kala
5 - Rhythmbandit
3 – Funky
2 – OutSynk, Suomi
1 – Sardonicus, Ill Advised, Agtifa​

 

[Tisch]

@Igauna

It's @iguanal

 

[Tisch]

Oh you're doing a bit. SOZ

@

 

[ButterTart]

And so whose battered and brutally shanked corpse has Moopy cruelly left on the kerb, agonisingly close to the safety of the top 5?

 

[Tisch]

Screaming at still being in definitely thought I was on track for a bomb

 

[ButterTart]

6th Place:

Equatorial Guinea
Paloma del Sol – Mentiroso
Submitted by @ButterTart

76 points

12 – DisneyTeletubby, Tisch, ZenGiraffe
8 – Sardonicus, Kate
6 – Jyxz
5 - OutSynk
4 – Win_The_Game
3 – Iguava, dmlaw
2 – Marina Salty
1 – BoysForSeles​

 

[ButterTart]

what a sad little life you lead, mopsy

 

[ButterTart]

Screaming at still being in definitely thought I was on track for a bomb

That turned out to be me

Paloma Del Sol TOO BEAUTIFUL for this FESTIVAL OF TREACHERY.

 

[ButterTart]

I mean, there was a FUCKING KEY CHANGE AND EVERYTHING