ASFM Worldvision: The STUNNING ERECTIONS Gala. STUNNING SEMI 1 - tomorrow @ 7pm

[Rita]

21. KAZAKHSTAN
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The Bayterek Tower​

 

[ButterTart]

And our FINAL erection:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I LOVED THAT SONG!!

WE ALL DID

 

[Dark Carnival]

16. LEBANON
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Koujak Jaber Building​

Omg that’s 10 min away from where I grew up!

 

[COB]

21. KAZAKHSTAN
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The Bayterek Tower​

Want to go here immediately

 

[Dark Carnival]

Pretty! I hope it survived the explosion.

Only (real) Arab country so far!

Not near the port, it should be ok

 

[ButterTart]

22. NORWAY

The Oseberg Ship​

 

[Iguana]

I hope we get three sluts and a song barely held together by a shoestring

ONE
TWO
Girls.

COME ON!

 

[Rita]

22. NORWAY
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The Oseberg Ship​

Like something from LORD OF THE RINGS.

 

[ButterTart]

The countries and their erections:

STUNNING SEMI 1:

United Kingdom	Westminster Bridge
Israel	World's Tallest Lego Tower (Unverified attempt at), Tel Aviv
Chile	Templo Baha'i
Portugal	Maternidade
Belgium	Cité Administrative, Liege
Slovenia	Pilgrimage Church of the Assumption of Mary
Italy	Lateran Obelisk
Trinidad & Tobago	Siewdass Sadhu Shiva Mandir Temple in the Sea
France	Elbeuf Water Tower
Georgia	The Statue of Love
Iceland	The thing on Bjork's face
Tunisia	Hotel du Lac Tunis
Canada	Habitat 67, Montreal
Sweden	Globen Arena
South Korea	Shell Pagoda, Seoul
Armenia	Zvartnots Cathedral
Kenya	CBK Pension Tower, Nairobi
Brazil	Museum of Tomorrow
Greece	Helena Paparizou’s House
Indonesia	Merdeka Square Monas
Senegal	The African Renaissance Monument
The Netherlands	Hotel Inntel

 

[Beverley]

21. KAZAKHSTAN
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The Bayterek Tower​

SCREM!

 

[octophone]

22. NORWAY
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The Oseberg Ship​

NOW I'm horny.

 

[ButterTart]

STUNNING SEMI 2:

Turkey	Sultan Ahmed Mosque, Istanbul
Cuba	Bacunayagua Bridge
Nigeria	Abuja airplane house
Colombia	Shakira Monument in Barranquilla, Colombia
Romania	Bran Castle, Transylvania
Austria	Spittelau Incinerator
Azerbaijan	The Maiden Tower
Estonia	Kõpu Lighthouse
Belarus	The Mound of Glory
United States of America	Randy's Donuts
Panama	La Calzada de Amador
Albania	Monument of Partisan (vandalised by "Star and Flop..")
Japan	E. Honda's Sexually Arousing Bath House
Ireland	Wave
Denmark	The Forest Tower, Camp Adventure
Lebanon	Koujak Jaber Building
Cameroon	Foumbam Royal Palace
Australia	The Leaning Dunny of Silverton
Iran	Ferdowsi Museum
Serbia	Genex Tower
Kazakhstan	The Bayterek Tower
Norway	The Oseberg Ship

 

[Rita]

I’ve never known a man with so many erections you are ever girl (and gays) dream. Thank you @ButterTart

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Nice erections, beautiful erections.

 

[ButterTart]

SCREM!

I've never wanted to go to Kazakhstan more.

 

[Kate]

I wonder how many of these @Eileen (RIP) has seen.

 

[COB]

What a night of dreams and treats, thank you @ButterTart and @Butterfly!

 

[Iguana]

Well done @ButterTart After the erections comes the REAL FUN!

 

[Beverley]

OK I am mega excited about the songs now

 

[Iguana]

@Butterfly quiet I notice

 

[Tisch]

Can't wait for this! Thanks @ButterTart!

 

[octophone]

That was fun, cheers @ButterTart

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What a gorgeous erection cornucopia gala from our utterly Butterly lovely @ButterTart

 

[ButterTart]

One last little tidbit... the list of countries which nobody chose

Afghanistan

Argentina

Bangladesh

Bulgaria

China

Croatia

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Egypt

Germany

Ghana

Guatemala

Hungary

Jamaica

Latvia

Malaysia

Mexico

Moldova

Morocco

New Zealand

Pakistan

Philippines

Poland

Russia

Saudi Arabia

South Africa

Switzerland

Taiwan

Tanzania

Thailand

Ukraine

Uzbekistan

Vietnam

 

[Kate]

Thank you @ButterTart I AM SPENT

 

[jivafox]

What a wonderful parade! Thank you @ButterTart

 

[jyxz]

I've never wanted to go to Kazakhstan more.

Random fact.
My Mum used to work in Kazakhstan

 

[ButterTart]

And now to read back through the comments, safe in my assumption that absolutely no drama unfolded at all.

 

[COB]

I wonder how many of these @Eileen (RIP) has seen.

She sat on the South Korea one and that's why she's no longer with us

 

[Marina Salty]

Thank you Buttertart and everyone for your mouthwatering erections

 

[Tisch]

One last little tidbit... the list of countries which nobody chose

Afghanistan

Argentina

Bangladesh

Bulgaria

China

Croatia

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Egypt

Germany

Ghana

Guatemala

Hungary

Jamaica

Latvia

Malaysia

Mexico

Moldova

Morocco

New Zealand

Pakistan

Philippines

Poland

Russia

Saudi Arabia

South Africa

Switzerland

Taiwan

Tanzania

Thailand

Ukraine

Uzbekistan

Vietnam

 

[ButterTart]

Random fact.
My Mum used to work in Kazakhstan

Is it as nice as it looks?

 

[BoysForSeles]

Thanks @ButterTart nice job. Fully expecting a selection of terribly shoddy songs but plus ça change,plus c’est la meme chose.

 

[Generic Account]

thanks BT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One last little tidbit... the list of countries which nobody chose

Afghanistan

Argentina

Bangladesh

Bulgaria

China

Croatia

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Egypt

Germany

Ghana

Guatemala

Hungary

Jamaica

Latvia

Malaysia

Mexico

Moldova

Morocco

New Zealand

Pakistan

Philippines

Poland

Russia

Saudi Arabia

South Africa

Switzerland

Taiwan

Tanzania

Thailand

Ukraine

Uzbekistan

Vietnam

Can I have South Africa? That's what I would have chosen if it was a free choice.

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder how many of these @Eileen (RIP) has seen.

Fun fact: I reached out to Eileen to ask for a message I could use as an opener to this contest. He very politely told me that wouldn't ever be happening

 

[RS]

Thank you @ButterTart of all the dickheads and erections we’ve seen tonight yours was the most appealing.

 

[Kate]

I wonder if whoever got Japan immediately PMed Diddy to ask for advice.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Great erections, beautiful erections.

Thanks @ButterTart