ASFMXAS 2023 - Listening Party 1 - tonight 20:00

[ButterTart]

Christmas EveL teased a drop and a sturdy beat but has thus far failed to deliver.

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, it picks up splendidly towards the end. More of that gloriously syphilitic beat, please.

 

[ButterTart]

Early Christmas Morning

Fucking CLASSIC. I've considered popping this one in myself but I thought it was too famous.

 

[ButterTart]

Cyndi Lauper really is the drunk aunt at the Christmas buffet who insists everyone touches her new implants.

 

[ButterTart]

SVEA is a bit boring though

 

[ButterTart]

Even the relatable lyrics about being a giant slag aren't livening this one up for me.

 

[ButterTart]

Audrey Hannah? I hope nobody's asked for a first name for Christmas because this bastard has robbed them all.

The song is actually a demi-bop.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh FUCK, I've had Marsheaux on my list for AGES and somebody beat me to them. Not heard this song, mind.

 

[OutSynk]

Oh FUCK, I've had Marsheaux on my list for AGES and somebody beat me to them. Not heard this song, mind.

Just submit them in the next round.

 

[ButterTart]

It's good as well

 

[ButterTart]

Of FUCK OFF

Now somebody's beat me to fucking TARJA too. I was so close to sending Dark Christmas from this album.

 

[ButterTart]

This is really fucking good though

 

[ButterTart]

An advert after EVERY song? Youtube, please drink piss.

 

[ButterTart]

GREG LAKE? Objectively the best song that will appear in this entire contest but I don't know if I can reward sending such a AAA+ list classic.

 

[ButterTart]

Always astonished by the shape of his face. He looks like a hairy wok.

 

[ButterTart]

BANGER

 

[ButterTart]

Ally Brooke is cromulent enough, but we've just had a smashing run of songs so it feels a bit... there.

 

[ButterTart]

Memphis LK. Yes. Get in me now please now.

 

[ButterTart]

Well, this is everything I ever wanted from a song with only a nodding reference to Christmas.

 

[ButterTart]

Grace Petrie is possibly the most important song ever submitted.

 

[ButterTart]

It's actually mega catchy

 

[ButterTart]

That lucky Fast Food Rocker bloke must have been getting bare snatch with no other men to compete with in the group.

 

[ButterTart]

The bar for becoming a pop star in the early 00s was so attainably low.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck's sake I've even had SKALD robbed off me now? Is my 3,478 song ASFM potentials playlist just going to be completely ransacked this time around?

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, a Greekish one And it sounds like a banger, too.

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck, this is GREAT

 

[ButterTart]

The last one was also cute.

Fantastic heat, that. Can't wait for 2mora nyt.

 

[Tisch]

Sorry to all songs in Heat 1 but it doesn't look good. BT didn't use the word 'mint' once in his solo sync listen

 

[ButterTart]

I shall call everything mint tonight.

 

[straightorbroken]

After eight too.

 

[Berly]

Stray Kids - well this is alright actually, I think the video helps make the song sound better

 

[Berly]

Cyndi Laup - Well, the lyrics are quite nice, children though... is there any need

 

[Berly]

SVEA - I had high hopes for this after such a good entry into Halloween ASFM but this, my loves, is garbaj

 

[Berly]

Audrey Hannah - If round two is shite this will probably get points

 

[Berly]

Chrissy Party - Will need to listen again, it didn't give me joy

 

[Berly]

TARJA - No.

 

[Berly]

Greg Lake - I guess it's been somewhat 'forgotten' over the years but this is a absolute Christmas classic

 

[Berly]

Ally Brooke - Best so far

 

[Berly]

Memphis LK - Nee to listen again, forgotten it already

 

[Berly]

Grace Petrie - Whose housemate is this?