ASFMXAS 2023 - Listening Party 2 - tonight 20:00

[Tisch]

Yoooooo

You want mooore? Well I've give you moooore.

Please come and join me for 14 tip top entries from Christmases around the globe. I guarantee fun! (not a guarantee)

1​	Christmas Cow
2​	Danni Minogue Penguin Christmas Jumper Exclusive to QVC
3​	Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )
4​	Moomin Christmas GIF
5​	Half-arsed town centre Christmas tree
6​	Gwyneth returns to the slopes
7​	Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
8​	счастливого Рождества, сучки
9​	O Pruny Night (Offensive to Christians AND prunes)
10​	The Office Christmas Party
11​	Jesus Christ
12​	Unmerry Christmas
13​	Three Very Festive Girls
14​	Christmas Tit

Spoiler: Entries

1​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper	Blame it on Christmas	Christmas Cow
2​	Aqua	Spin Me Like a Christmas	Danni Minogue Penguin Christmas Jumper Exclusive to QVC
3​	Kohmi Hirose	Promise	Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )
4​	Mary Chapin Carpenter	Come Darkness, Come Light	Moomin Christmas GIF
5​	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale	Shatter Me	Half-arsed town centre Christmas tree
6​	Marina Zispin	Ski Resort	Gwyneth returns to the slopes
7​	Ingrid Michaelson	Christmas Lights	Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
8​	Confidence Man	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney	счастливого Рождества, сучки
9​	Centhron	Krampus	O Pruny Night (Offensive to Christians AND prunes)
10​	Mimi Webb	Back Home For Christmas	The Office Christmas Party
11​	Big Shaq	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit	Jesus Christ
12​	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper	A Christmas Duel	Unmerry Christmas
13​	Caramella Girls	Caramelldansen Christmas	Three Very Festive Girls
14​	Hot Pantz	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas	Christmas Tit

 

[Berly]

I shall try listen along but might not manage the full thing

 

[Tisch]

Playlist in first post for... anyone who's around in four minutes!

 

[ButterTart]

It's saying the video isn't available

 

[Tisch]

GOOOOO

 

[Tisch]

It's saying the video isn't available

Oh no really? Not for me! Playlist should be public now!

 

[Berly]

Pressed play!

 

[Marina Salty]

It is!

 

[Tisch]

Song #1 - Christmas Cow

Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper - Blame it on Christmas

 

[Berly]

You wait all ASFXMAS for some Cyndi and two come along at once!

This is

 

[dmlaw]

Cyndi Lauper again. And here I was expecting multiple entries from the Cher album.

 

[ButterTart]

It's working now. Also the thread is live so don't say ballbag or fucking cunty great shitgibbon.

 

[Tisch]

You wait all ASFXMAS for some Cyndi and two come along at once!

This is

Yep! Our second Cyndi outing, she just couldn't bear only saying Merry Christmas to Nipsy just the once.

 

[jyxz]

MORE Cyndi

 

[Tisch]

I did VERY QUICKLY reveal that the same artist featured more than once, then REDACTED it so if anyone saw that. Well, here you are.

 

[ButterTart]

This is the best round of A Song For Cyndi Feat. Cyndi Lauper that @It's Beginning to Cyndi Like Cyndi has EVER presented

 

[Tisch]

Song #2 - Danni Minogue Penguin Christmas Jumper Exclusive to QVC

Aqua - Spin Me Like a Christmas

 

[ButterTart]

I fucking KNEW this would turn up eventually.

 

[Tisch]

Fun fact, when I was looking for my own entry I very nearly submitted a NOTHER Aqua one. They have quite the Christmas repertoire!

(also, still might be mine! etc.)

 

[Tisch]

Song #2 - Danni Minogue Penguin Christmas Jumper Exclusive to QVC

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Aqua - Spin Me Like a Christmas

The INEXPLICITLY SMOOTH face really gets me in this pic every time

 

[ButterTart]

This is such a banger. I've no idea why I've never bothered sending it

 

[Tisch]

Song #3 - Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )

Kohmi Hirose - Promise

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact, when I was looking for my own entry I very nearly submitted a NOTHER Aqua one. They have quite the Christmas repertoire!

(also, still might be mine! etc.)

Right, I'm researching the fuck out of these after this playlist ends.

 

[Tisch]

Right, I'm researching the fuck out of these after this playlist ends.

Repertoire might be overselling it, there are at least TWO I know if, but feel free to share any GEMS

 

[Berly]

Aqua - very Aqua

 

[Berly]

Kohmi - translators please, is this festive?

 

[ButterTart]

Ah, the J-Pop/Las Ketchup crossover we never knew we needed.

 

[RS]

I’ve (thankfully) never heard that Aqua song before

 

[Tisch]

"Promise" famously Japanese for "let's eat turkey in front of this man who's been nailed to a cross"

 

[Marina Salty]

Ah, the J-Pop/Las Ketchup crossover we never knew we needed.

With a little gipsy kings flavour too.

 

[RS]

What’s the connection to the theme here?

 

[dmlaw]

I assume Tisch learned Japanese in order to check that this is Christmas/winter related. To do less would be lazy hosting and, frankly, an insult to us.

 

[RS]

Very goes

 

[Marina Salty]

What’s the connection to the theme here?

She's wearing a coat!

 

[ButterTart]

Kohmi - translators please, is this festive?

I love getting wankered on Baileys
At quarter past seven in the morning
Is Noel's Christmas Presents still going?
I've not seen it advertised for ages

Can't be doing with my mother in law
Hanging around like a bad smell all bloody day.
I got the new Aled Jones album from the kids
He has a lovely face.

 

[jyxz]

What’s the connection to the theme here?

I think I saw a patch of snow?

 

[Tisch]

Song #4 - Moomin Christmas

Mary Chapin Carpenter - Come Darkness, Come Light

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh I think we've had sth from the same album before.

 

[dmlaw]

What’s the connection to the theme here?

The translated lyrics have references to cold weather. I think it’s OK.

 

[Tisch]

Yes her again

Also, just had a HUGE PANIC I had the wrong song in the playlist, but turned out the poster changed it and I didn't have my ADMIN up to date , honestly these posters trying to KILL A FATHER.