ASFSF: The BIG REVEAL @7pm

[Penelope]

21. M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom



was...





Queen of no taste , @dmlaw

This was DISGUSTING

 

[Suomi]

26. ERNESTO DE LA CRUZ - EVERGLOW - Adios


was...




Queen of Egypt, @Rhythmbarbican

 

[Suomi]

27. JULIA STONE - Lena - Traffic Lights



was...





Queen of Gloucester or somewhere?? @Alex

 

[RS]

WELL DONE @RaspberrySwirl

Thank you babe.

I gave you summer night moonlight at the souk


and yet some white hoes didn’t like it.

 

[ButterTart]

14. INKY, PINKY, BLINKY + CLYDE - Marmozets - Move, Shake, Hide


was...





oh my god! oh my goodness. Never! I don't believe it. It's only @Indie

GAPS!

I mean GASP!

 

[Lucille]

Girls I’m live from the KEBAB SHOP.

 

[Suomi]

28. LILITH FROM SABRINA - NITEMAYOR - Vampire



was...




the divine @Queen of the Bay

 

[dmlaw]

This was DISGUSTING

It was also, by some considerable distance, their least slaggy video.

 

[Penelope]

25. KATHRYN MERTEUIL - Client Liason/Tina Arena - A Foreign Affair



was...





@Superstylin'

My god - @Superstylin' really is very good at this, isn't he?

 

[Iguana]

28. LILITH FROM SABRINA - NITEMAYOR - Vampire



was...




the divine @Queen of the Bay

@Queen of the Bay? Queen of ASFM

 

[Suomi]

29. BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home



was...






the two faced bitch @Penelope DON'T EVEN

 

[ButterTart]

21. M. BISON - Omnimar - Boom Boom



was...





Queen of no taste , @dmlaw

What a sneaky cunt, robbing Omnimar so I can't use them later.

 

[Suomi]

30. MEREDITH BLAKE - Pendulum - Come Alive




was....





another girl down under, @Devil

 

[Lucille]

Girls I’m live from the KEBAB SHOP.

RS’s entry got me in the mood for something MEATY and MIDDLE EASTERN.

 

[RS]

29. BBC TEST CARD F - Chromeo/Solange - Lost on the Way Home



was...






the two faced bitch @Penelope DON'T EVEN

What a slag

 

[OutSynk]

What a sneaky cunt, robbing Omnimar so I can't use them later.

 

[Suomi]

What a sneaky cunt, robbing Omnimar so I can't use them later.

well yes, apparently this is not a song competition, it is an artist competition

 

[Suomi]

31. GRAHAM CLARK FROM EMMERDALE - Charlotte Adigery - Bear With Me (And I'll Stand Bare Before You)


was...





@Ill Advised

 

[Penelope]

well yes, apparently this is not a song competition, it is an artist competition

Yeah this was QUITE annoying feedback throughout

 

[ButterTart]

You entered Delta Goodrem, love.

That's the line the rest of Westlife use to win every argument with Bryan.

 

[Suomi]

32. WHITE PEOPLE - Prospa - Ecstasy (Over and Over)


was...





our dearly departed, @Ag

 

[Lucille]

well yes, apparently this is not a song competition, it is an artist competition

Su not TAKING ANY PRISONERS (for once)

 

[RJN]

I love White People as the villain name

 

[dmlaw]

What a sneaky cunt, robbing Omnimar so I can't use them later.

Sorry.

Since you mentioned Sadizm, I heard the English version first, which meant that the Russian version never sounded like the proper one, and entering the English version would have meant losing the video. Whilst some cowboy has frankensteined the English version over the Russian video, they are slightly different lengths, which meant many moments where they were singing on the video but not on the track, which was way too jarring.

 

[Suomi]

33. ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%


was...





the glorious @David 5000

 

[Iguana]

33. ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%


was...





the glorious @David 5000

Damn you, @David 5000, I remain your loyal fan.

 

[Lucille]

33. ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%


was...





the glorious @David 5000

WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS EVA NO?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

33. ANNE ROBINSON - Eva No - 100%


was...





the glorious @David 5000

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

EVA YES

 

[win_the_game]

Where on earth did @David 5000 find THAT?

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry.

Since you mentioned Sadizm, I heard the English version first, which meant that the Russian version never sounded like the proper one, and entering the English version would have meant losing the video. Whilst some cowboy has frankensteined the English version over the Russian video, they are slightly different lengths, which meant many moments where they were singing on the video but not on the track, which was way too jarring.

Scarily this was the exact reason I'd sat on it and not sent it before now. Plus, the production on the English version is so much better than the original version in foreign.

 

[Suomi]

34. PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue



was






our glorious leader, @ZenGiraffe

 

[Lucille]

Where on earth did @David 5000 find THAT?

I did a deep dive and found it erroneously on a Spotify playlist called TRAP FUEGO.

 

[COB]

34. PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue



was






our glorious leader, @ZenGiraffe

For GOD'S SAKE

 

[ButterTart]

34. PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue



was






our glorious leader, @ZenGiraffe

I think this legally absolves you of any past and future Caramella misconduct.

 

[OutSynk]

34. PHILIPP KIRKOROV - Philip Kirokov - Mood Colour Blue



was






our glorious leader, @ZenGiraffe

This was the better Russian nonsense. FACTS!

 

[Suomi]

35. NORMA WATSON - Dana Jean Phoenix - Le Mirage



was...





queen of the sad bop, @Raining On Me

 

[COB]

More like Zen DEAD PIG!

 

[win_the_game]

This was the better Russian nonsense. FACTS!

The other was UKRAINIAN nonsense. THANKS

 

[Suomi]

36. YZMA - AME - Heartless



was...





the confidently named, @Music

 

[Tisch]

Oh not ROM killing it a-fucking-gain