ASFXMAS 2022 - Semi Final 2

[octophone]

I read that as SHE'D GET IT, which has been said before by John Lennon, before giving her a black eye.

John Lennon was a wife beater.

Oh, it wasn't just his first wife he beat up, he was quite the vicious bastard across the board. Until he took LSD, that is.

 

[Tisch]

 

[COB]

Jumping on the sofa

 

[ButterTart]

I read that as SHE'D GET IT, which has been said before by John Lennon, before giving her a black eye.

John Lennon was a wife beater.

This monster also wrote Imagine, which is like giving the entire world a swift backhand for burning the tea.

 

[octophone]

If you've never heard "Approximately Infinite Universe", you're missing out. HAIL THE ONO!

 

[Tisch]

I know there's only one song left and that, but CANCEL THE COMPETITION NOW

 

[OutSynk]

I think this is CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT

 

[octophone]

Fucking banger this. Easily the best thing tonight.

 

[dmlaw]

I think this is CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT

Nah, it's Yoko Ono.

 

[ButterTart]

I think this is CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT

No, that was her husband.

 

[COB]

Those sexy UHHHs

 

[octophone]

Nah, it's Yoko Ono.

One basil for that.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 32 - Lisa Scott-Lee's Perfect Gift Idea

Inga from Sweden - XXX-Mas Song

 

[Kala]

OH MY

 

[Tisch]

Erm

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[dmlaw]

Let's be honest. All of this is somehow negative sexy.

 

[COB]

Santa and his cocknose

 

[octophone]

Is this made in The Sims?

 

[ButterTart]

You can't tell, but most of this video is actually CGI.

 

[Tisch]

The poor lass is clearly paralysed from all angles, give her some love moopy;

 

[OutSynk]

Tisch and giraffe need a spank

 

[Kala]

Candy on a stick, let me have a lick?

 

[COB]

I'm ready to vote.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm not surprised that Knightmare: After Dark never really took off.

 

[ButterTart]

I know Santa is saying 'I want to give you some love', but it sounds more like he's saying 'I want to kill you, Sonia'.

 

[COB]

Why is she singing about herself in the third person?

 

[dmlaw]

The poor lass is clearly paralysed from all angles, give her some love moopy;

She's something from all angles, at any rate.

 

[ButterTart]

@FestiveGiraffe🎄🦒 found unresponsive.

 

[octophone]

Only on Moopy could this....well, anything.

 

[ButterTart]

I think we all need a spank after that sultry little number.

 

[Tisch]

And of course it doesn't take long for the ironic enjoyment to become full blown unironic.

SO GOOD!

It reminds me of that slutty Spanish won Alla sent last year that also should have won

I think the message was similar too

 

[dmlaw]

That's your lot. You have now heard the winner. Unless you weren't here for the shows, in which case you'd better watch out.

 

[COB]

Thank you @dmlaubles and @Baby It's Ag Outside! I think that tonight had a few more gems for me than Monday.

 

[dmlaw]

Over to @Baby It's Ag Outside for voting details, which will be revealed tomorrow afternoon.

 

[ButterTart]

YouTube has auto played some nonentity called 'Martha Carty', who I assume is some relation to Todd. I think the song is called 'All I'd Like For Christmas is Your Good Self'.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

VOTING WILL LAUNCH BY 5PM TOMORROW.

Sorry I have a job these days and the 4G is down around the school, so can't even pop on during the day.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thanks @dmlaubles

 

[Tisch]

YouTube has auto played some nonentity called 'Martha Carty', who I assume is some relation to Todd. I think the song is called 'All I'd Like For Christmas is Your Good Self'.

Is her cake melting in the rain?

 

[octophone]

That's your lot. You have now heard the winner. Unless you weren't hear for the shows, in which case you'd better watch out.

I assume it's in Monday's batch then....