ASFXMAS 2022 - Semi Final 2

[octophone]

Is this Goldie Lookin' Chain's dads?

 

[Tisch]

Am I unironically enjoying this or just delirious with hunger?

 

[COB]

Screaming at this

 

[dmlaw]

Strong 'American Boy' by Estelle vibes. This one doesn't have Kanye West, so is better.

 

[ButterTart]

They don't even sound Northern. Like when a day player turns up as a baker on Downton Abbey and totally fails to sound like he's actually from Ripon.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hmm

 

[octophone]

yr man in the white top is saying some dark shit

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Am I unironically enjoying this or just delirious with hunger?

You should get the Lizard to get the TEA on !!

 

[COB]

This is so morbid

 

[Tisch]

Enjoying the subtitles for the vast overseas audience this undoubtedly is hitting

 

[ButterTart]

Strong 'American Boy' by Estelle vibes. This one doesn't have Kanye West, so is better.

THAT'S IT! I was wondering what song this was an improvement on.

 

[Kala]

I would need to be off my fucking CUNT to listen to this again.

 

[win_the_game]

This lot look like they've all appeared on Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away.

 

[OutSynk]

This is probably the most boppiest entry by @indie though.

 

[Tisch]

You should get the Lizard to get the TEA on !!

He's at his work Christmas do! Take away for sad old Tisch (which has finally arrived )

 

[COB]

I would need to be off my fucking CUNT to listen to this again.

Do it!

 

[dmlaw]

Song 19 - Bill and Cathy

salem ilese - marry christmas

 

[ButterTart]

Why do people feel the need to sing like they've a mouthful of Campinos?

 

[octophone]

...and now the Costcutter Meghan Trainor

 

[Tisch]

Nah. Too nice. Bring the sad disgusting old men back.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am OFFENDES by that

 

[Kala]

Why do people feel the need to sing like they've a mouthful of Campinos?

I blame DIANA

 

[win_the_game]

QUISMOIS

 

[COB]

Yes, not one of these voices please. I'm getting some sweets.

 

[OutSynk]

Honestly I preferred the last one.

 

[ButterTart]

I blame DIANA

Vickers, Rigg or Of Wales?

 

[Tisch]

I blame DIANA

Are BEAUTIFUL Di?

 

[Kala]

Vickers, Rigg or Of Wales?

ALL OF THEM

 

[ButterTart]

ALL OF THEM

Bastards the lot of them. I hope they have a terrible Quismos.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 20 - Someone Shat Down My Chimney

Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena

 

[Kala]

Hi @Queen of the Bethlehem 🌟

 

[OutSynk]

The necessary Greek entry.

 

[Kala]

This sounds like a Greek National Final song. That comes third.

 

[ButterTart]

Is this about Christmas? It's not giving me a huge amount of party.

 

[octophone]

Maybe they shouldn't have spent 90% of the video budget on her eyelashes.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's a Christmas balllaaaaaaaaddddd

 

[Tisch]

"we really need you to capture the feel of Christmas in this next one"
"Ok... How about SOLEMNESS with a touch of sadness in her eyes?"
"Perfect!"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Gasping at the reactions to SONG 2!

 

[ButterTart]

Song 20 - Someone Shat Down My Chimney

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Ifigenia - Xristougenna Gia Mena

Why is Rose from Keeping Up Appearances shitting down a chimney? Shouldn't she be out looking for Daddy after he left the house on rollerblades while dressed as Pancho Villa?

 

[Kala]

OOH DEBEHNAMS