ASFXMAS 2023 - Le grand Finale and grand Revealen - Tonight 20:00

[Tisch]

Song #3 - Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )

Kohmi Hirose - Promise


Was

Spoiler

@Haiku! The Herald Angels Write

 

[RS]

Blame the LAW

Dmlaw?

 

[ButterTart]

Song #2 - Danni Minogue Penguin Christmas Jumper Exclusive to QVC

Aqua - Spin Me a Christmas



Was

Spoiler

@SystemAddict

Thank you @SystemAddict for fielding the song I always chickened out of.

 

[dmlaw]

Blame the LAW

Have you considered just giving all the money back?

 

[Tisch]

Song #4 - Moomin Christmas

Mary Chapin Carpenter - Come Darkness, Come Light


Was

(and I'm not sure how to break this to you all)

Spoiler

@Rowan Tree 🌳

 

[RS]

Shocking

 

[Tisch]

Does anyone remember when this contest was meant to be co-hosted by @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas and @Iguana? His bit must be really spectacular after being so long delayed.

His second job (soliciting) got really busy, so his first job (hosting gay internet chat longe song contests) got put on hold for a bit.

 

[dmlaw]

Song #4 - Moomin Christmas

Mary Chapin Carpenter - Come Darkness, Come Light


Was

(and I'm not sure how to break this to you all)

Spoiler

@Rowan Tree 🌳

I think our first clue was the gif avatar.

 

[ButterTart]

Song #4 - Moomin Christmas

Mary Chapin Carpenter - Come Darkness, Come Light


Was

(and I'm not sure how to break this to you all)

Spoiler

@Rowan Tree 🌳

I’m going to have to ask the home help for extra sedatives tonight to cope with this bombshell.

 

[RS]

I’m going to have to ask the home help for extra sedatives tonight to cope with this bombshell.

I need the opposite to stay awake for the results.

 

[Tisch]

Song #5 - Half-arsed town centre Christmas tree

Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale - Shatter Me

Was

Spoiler

@rhythmbandit? I know him!

 

[ButterTart]

His second job (soliciting) got really busy, so his first job (hosting gay internet chat longe song contests) got put on hold for a bit.

So he thinks he’s better than us because he has a City & Guilds in solicitating? SAD.

 

[dmlaw]

His second job (soliciting) got really busy, so his first job (hosting gay internet chat longe song contests) got put on hold for a bit.

I’m sure we can let him host the January contest to make up for it.

 

[ButterTart]

Song #5 - Half-arsed town centre Christmas tree

Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale - Shatter Me

Was

Spoiler

@rhythmbandit? I know him!

@rhythmbandit? I know him! what town centre is that? I want to go to there.

 

[Tisch]

Song #6 - Gwyneth returns to the slopes

Marina Zispin - Ski Resort




Was

Spoiler

Our FF winner @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻

 

[ButterTart]

Song #6 - Gwyneth returns to the slopes

Marina Zispin - Ski Resort




Was

Spoiler

Our FF winner @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻

REALLY thought that was @Suomi

 

[Tisch]

REALLY thought that was @Suomi

Didn't enter and as a result is now DEAD IN MY BOOK figuratively (and literally under my patio)

 

[Tisch]

Song #7 - Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge

Ingrid Michaelson - Christmas Lights


Was

Spoiler

@Pingu

 

[dmlaw]

Didn't enter and as a result is now DEAD IN MY BOOK figuratively (and literally under my patio)

Oh, please. If you try to kill @Suomi he’ll just swap his soul into your body and carry on regardless. Actually, how do we know that hasn’t happened? Tell us something that only the real Tisch would know.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Song #3 - Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )

Kohmi Hirose - Promise


Was

Spoiler

@Haiku! The Herald Angels Write

I would like to use this opportunity to explain she is singing about a romance in the winter season. I would also like to point out while it is a Japanese song, there is a bit in English where she speaks of a "Winter Wonderland" and "Winter Night".

Also she's wearing a coat!

 

[Tisch]

Song #8 - счастливого Рождества, сучки

Confidence Man - Santa's Coming Down the Chimney




Was

Spoiler

@GinAg (39)

 

[RS]

I would like to use this opportunity to explain she is singing about a romance in the winter season. I would also like to point out while it is a Japanese song, there is a bit in English where she speaks of a "Winter Wonderland" and "Winter Night".

Also she's wearing a coat!

I’ve still got a tan from listening to this.

 

[Tisch]

Song #9- O Pruny Night (Offensive to Christians AND prunes)

Centhron - Krampus

Was

Spoiler

@I Gave You My Tart

 

[Tisch]

Song #10- The Office Christmas Party

Mimi Webb - Back Home For Christmas


Was

Spoiler

@Kala

 

[ButterTart]

Song #9- O Pruny Night (Offensive to Christians AND prunes)

Centhron - Krampus

Was

Spoiler

@I Gave You My Tart

KRAM-PUS

 

[RS]

Song #9- O Pruny Night (Offensive to Christians AND prunes)

Centhron - Krampus

Was

Spoiler

@I Gave You My Tart

Now that’s twice in a row BT is releasing a dancey number. Really loving her chemsex era

 

[dmlaw]

@I Gave You My Tart really is on a very fine run of ASFM entries.

 

[Tisch]

Oh, please. If you try to kill @Suomi he’ll just swap his soul into your body and carry on regardless. Actually, how do we know that hasn’t happened? Tell us something that only the real Tisch would know.

I can tell you song #11 next!

(also please do this personality test for reasons)

I LOVE ROSIE RIBBONS

 

[Tisch]

Song #11 - Jesus Christ

Big Shaq - Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit


That famous Moopy South Londoner:

Spoiler

@RJN

 

[Tisch]

Song #12 - Unmerry Christmas

The Hives & Cyndi Lauper - A Christmas Duel




Was:

Spoiler

@BoysForSeles

 

[Tisch]

Song #13 -Three Very Festive Girls

Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen Christmas





Was


(you won't have been this surprised since the Rowan Tree reveal...)

Spoiler

@Auld Lang Zen

 

[Iguana]

Did anyone try to enter the same Cyndi track twice?

 

[dmlaw]

KRAM-PUS

Is it wrong that I was singing BAG-PUSS to this by the end of the voting period?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song #13 -Three Very Festive Girls

Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen Christmas





Was


(you won't have been this surprised since the Rowan Tree reveal...)

Spoiler

@Auld Lang Zen

GASP

 

[Iguana]

Song #13 -Three Very Festive Girls

Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen Christmas





Was


(you won't have been this surprised since the Rowan Tree reveal...)

Spoiler

@Auld Lang Zen

Did he just hold this back the past two Christmases?

 

[Tisch]

LAST ONE

Song #14 - Christmas Tit

Hot Pantz - (I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas




Was

Spoiler

@Music

 

[Iguana]

"Music"

 

[Tisch]

I see @Queen of the Baby Jesus 👶 has just started giving me notifications, so quick five minute break for him to catch up and I'll start doing scores!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did he just hold this back the past two Christmases?

I was going to do it for the very first xmasfm, but @OutSynk spiked me

 

[Tisch]

Full entry SHART

	Semi 1
1​	Tisch	It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas	Stray Kids	Christmas EveL	A lovely pair of Christmas puddings
2​	Jivafox	jiva: a holiday collection	Cyndi Lauper	Early Christmas Morning	Please, Dawn, not on Christmas!
3​	Ill Advised		Svea	Feels Like Christmas	Pigs in Blankets
4​	Raining on Me	Audrey Hannah	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)	Lin Shaye Frigs Her Brains Out on Christmas Eve GIF
5​	straightorbroken	GALA	Marsheaux	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night	Xmas Dietrich
6​	dmlaw	Home Admlawne	Tarja	All I Want for Christmas is You	Naughty List
7​	Iguana	Rockin' Iguana the Christmas Tree	Greg Lake	I Believe in Father Christmas	Kerry Christmas
8​	Rita	Jingle Bell Reet	Ally Brooke	Under the Tree	Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves and, A partridge in a pear tree
9​	Outsynk	Winter Wandaland ᱬ	Memphis LK	Closer to You	Delicious Mopsy Christmas treats
10​	Indie	InDie Hard	Grace Petrie	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)	Don't put christmas lights on palm trees
11​	jyxz		Fast Food Rockers	I Love Christmas	Gay Pride Santa
12​	RaspberrySwirl	Skáld	Norðrljós	The Yule Goat
13​	Saltwater	Queen of the Baby Jesus	Melina Makri	Thirio	Xmas Gaga
14​	Funky	I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus	FHE	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)	Santa's Playhole

	Semi 2
1​	Berly		Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper	Blame it on Christmas	Christmas Cow
2​	SystemAddict	Aqua	Spin Me a Christmas	Danni Minogue Penguin Christmas Jumper Exclusive to QVC
3​	Haiku Rewrites	Haiku! The Herald Angels Write	Kohmi Hirose	Promise	Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )
4​	Rowan Tree	Oh Rowan Tree How lovely are thy branches	Mary Chapin Carpenter	Come Darkness, Come Light	Moomin Christmas GIF
5​	rhythmbandit	rhythmbandit? I know him!	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale	Shatter Me	Half-arsed town centre Christmas tree
6​	Kate	Good Kate Wenceslas	Marina Zispin	Ski Resort	Gwyneth returns to the slopes
7​	Pingu		Ingrid Michaelson	Christmas Lights	Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge
8​	Ginag (39)	GingerbreadAg (39)	Confidence Man	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney	счастливого Рождества, сучки
9​	ButterTart	I Gave You My Tart	Centhron	Krampus	O Pruny Night (Offensive to Christians AND prunes)
10​	Kala		Mimi Webb	Back Home For Christmas	The Office Christmas Party
11​	RJN		Big Shaq	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit	Jesus Christ
12​	BoysForSeles	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper	A Christmas Duel	Unmerry Christmas
13​	ZenGiraffe	Auld Lang Zen	Caramella Girls	Caramelldansen Christmas	Three Very Festive Girls
14​	Music	Musictoe and Wine	Hot Pantz	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas	Christmas Tit