ASFXMAS 2023 - Le grand Finale and grand Revealen - Tonight 20:00

[RS]

Love swapping 12s with Butters

Disgusting

 

[Tisch]

And straight away a vote comes along to destroy my fragile lead.

Always a cruel twist of fate when the totally random vote reveal orders do this

 

[Iguana]

My votes still to come, why do I feel it'll all turn on them?

 

[Tisch]

@I Gave You My Tart like all good romances, you're gal has turnt up for you


Vote #23/26 – Kate

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻

12​	ButterTart​	Centhron​	Krampus​
10​	dmlaw​	Tarja​	All I Want for Christmas is You​
8​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
7​	Raining on Me​	Audrey Hannah​	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)​
6​	Indie​	Grace Petrie​	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)​
5​	BoysForSeles​	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper​	A Christmas Duel​
4​	Iguana​	Greg Lake​	I Believe in Father Christmas​
3​	RJN​	Big Shaq​	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit​
2​	Straightorbroken​	Marsheaux​	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night​
1​	RaspberrySwirl​	Skáld​	Norðrljós​

 

[Tisch]

With three votes to go, we're doing a LEADERBOARD

Buttertart still on top, with a TIE for second. SorB hot on the heels in fourth place...

	Poster	Artist	Song
1​	ButterTart	Centhron	Krampus	98​
=2	RaspberrySwirl	Skáld	Norðrljós	89​
=2	Pingu	Ingrid Michaelson	Christmas Lights	89​
4​	Straightorbroken	Marsheaux	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night	83​
5​	Funky	FHE	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)	80​
6​	Systemaddict	Aqua	Spin Me a Christmas	79​
7​	Raining on Me	Audrey Hannah	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)	66​
8​	Outsynk	Memphis LK	Closer to You	62​
9​	Iguana	Greg Lake	I Believe in Father Christmas	58​
10​	Rowan Tree	Mary Chapin Carpenter	Come Darkness, Come Light	53​
=11	Jyzx	Fast Food Rockers	I Love Christmas	52​
=11	BoysForSeles	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper	A Christmas Duel	52​
13​	Saltwater	Melina Makri	Thirio	48​
14​	Rita	Ally Brooke	Under the Tree	46​
=15	Rhythmbandit	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale	Shatter Me	42​
=15	Kala	Mimi Webb	Back Home For Christmas	42​
17​	Kate	Marina Zispin	Ski Resort	37​
18​	Indie	Grace Petrie	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)	34​
19​	Jiva	Cyndi Lauper	Early Christmas Morning	33​
20​	Music	Hot Pantz	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas	27​
=21	dmlaw	Tarja	All I Want for Christmas is You	23​
=21	Berly	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper	Blame it on Christmas	23​
23​	Tisch	Stray Kids	Christmas EveL	20​
24​	ZenGiraffe	Caramella Girls	Caramelldansen Christmas	12​
25​	Ill Advised	Svea	Feels Like Christmas	10​
26​	Haiku Rewrites	Kohmi Hirose	Promise	8​
27​	Ag	Confidence Man	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney	2​
28​	RJN	Big Shaq	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit	-50​

Spoiler: full board

Poster

Artist

Song

Penalty

Berly

Jiva

Music

Kala

Raspberry

Jyzx

BoysForSeles

ZenGiraffe

rhythmbandit

SorB

Pingu

Outsynk

RoM

Funky

dmlaw

Haiku

Indie

Saltwater

ButterTart

Rita

System Addict

Ill Advised

Kate

1​

ButterTart

Centhron

Krampus

12​

8​

10​

5​

10​

12​

3​

12​

12​

2​

12​

98​

=2

RaspberrySwirl

Skáld

Norðrljós

2​

4​

8​

8​

12​

7​

8​

12​

5​

12​

10​

1​

89​

=2

Pingu

Ingrid Michaelson

Christmas Lights

5​

7​

10​

5​

12​

3​

1​

8​

10​

10​

10​

8​

89​

4​

Straightorbroken

Marsheaux

We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night

5​

5​

4​

10​

7​

8​

2​

3​

4​

6​

10​

3​

7​

7​

2​

83​

5​

Funky

FHE

Coming Tonight (For Christmas)

8​

12​

12​

6​

8​

7​

5​

2​

12​

8​

80​

6​

Systemaddict

Aqua

Spin Me a Christmas

12​

8​

10​

6​

12​

6​

7​

6​

1​

7​

4​

79​

7​

Raining on Me

Audrey Hannah

It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)

3​

1​

5​

7​

1​

4​

10​

7​

6​

8​

4​

3​

7​

66​

8​

Outsynk

Memphis LK

Closer to You

10​

2​

12​

10​

1​

1​

2​

1​

12​

5​

6​

62​

9​

Iguana

Greg Lake

I Believe in Father Christmas

6​

8​

5​

1​

5​

7​

4​

1​

6​

10​

1​

4​

58​

10​

Rowan Tree

Mary Chapin Carpenter

Come Darkness, Come Light

8​

3​

1​

12​

5​

10​

2​

5​

7​

53​

=11

Jyzx

Fast Food Rockers

I Love Christmas

10​

8​

7​

7​

12​

8​

52​

=11

BoysForSeles

The Hives & Cyndi Lauper

A Christmas Duel

4​

8​

4​

1​

7​

3​

8​

12​

5​

52​

13​

Saltwater

Melina Makri

Thirio

1​

7​

7​

4​

6​

8​

7​

2​

4​

2​

48​

14​

Rita

Ally Brooke

Under the Tree

6​

2​

4​

2​

4​

8​

4​

5​

4​

1​

6​

46​

=15

Rhythmbandit

Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale

Shatter Me

6​

3​

3​

5​

5​

7​

8​

5​

42​

=15

Kala

Mimi Webb

Back Home For Christmas

7​

4​

4​

5​

7​

3​

12​

42​

17​

Kate

Marina Zispin

Ski Resort

6​

3​

2​

6​

10​

1​

4​

5​

37​

18​

Indie

Grace Petrie

I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)

10​

6​

2​

2​

8​

6​

34​

19​

Jiva

Cyndi Lauper

Early Christmas Morning

10​

10​

6​

3​

4​

33​

20​

Music

Hot Pantz

(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas

2​

3​

6​

5​

1​

10​

27​

=21

dmlaw

Tarja

All I Want for Christmas is You

1​

10​

2​

10​

23​

=21

Berly

Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper

Blame it on Christmas

3​

3​

2​

2​

4​

3​

6​

23​

23​

Tisch

Stray Kids

Christmas EveL

12​

3​

1​

4​

20​

24​

ZenGiraffe

Caramella Girls

Caramelldansen Christmas

3​

3​

3​

3​

12​

25​

Ill Advised

Svea

Feels Like Christmas

2​

8​

10​

26​

Haiku Rewrites

Kohmi Hirose

Promise

5​

2​

1​

8​

27​

Ag

Confidence Man

Santa's Coming Down the Chimney

-58​

4​

12​

1​

1​

7​

6​

12​

6​

6​

5​

2​

28​

RJN

Big Shaq

Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit

-58​

1​

2​

2​

3​

-50​

 

[ButterTart]

@I Gave You My Tart like all good romances, you're gal has turnt up for you


Vote #23/26 – Kate

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻

12​	ButterTart​	Centhron​	Krampus​
10​	dmlaw​	Tarja​	All I Want for Christmas is You​
8​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
7​	Raining on Me​	Audrey Hannah​	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)​
6​	Indie​	Grace Petrie​	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)​
5​	BoysForSeles​	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper​	A Christmas Duel​
4​	Iguana​	Greg Lake​	I Believe in Father Christmas​
3​	RJN​	Big Shaq​	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit​
2​	Straightorbroken​	Marsheaux​	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night​
1​	RaspberrySwirl​	Skáld​	Norðrljós​

Omg

 

[Iguana]

Tisch has gone to the toilet everyone

 

[RS]

Omg please no more votes for the other two

 

[dmlaw]

Those certainly were the best three songs.

 

[ButterTart]

@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 has picked so many correct answers.

 

[dmlaw]

Tisch has gone to the toilet everyone

For a one or a two?

 

[ButterTart]

Tisch has gone to the toilet everyone

Twosies?

 

[Iguana]

For a one or a two?

Twosies?

TBC.

 

[Tisch]

LIVE FROM THE BATHROOM, here's vote #24, he's shouting them through the door at me (as Reeva Steemkamp once said )

Vote #24/26 - Iguana

@Iguana

12​	RaspberrySwirl​	Skáld​	Norðrljós​
10​	Jiva​	Cyndi Lauper​	Early Christmas Morning​
8​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
7​	Ag​	Confidence Man​	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney​
6​	Jyzx​	Fast Food Rockers​	I Love Christmas​
5​	Berly​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper​	Blame it on Christmas​
4​	Music​	Hot Pantz​	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas​
3​	Kala​	Mimi Webb​	Back Home For Christmas​
2​	Tisch​	Stray Kids​	Christmas EveL​
1​	Rhythmbandit​	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale​	Shatter Me​

 

[OutSynk]

For a one or a two?

I hear it was three (again)

 

[Tisch]

I hear it was three (again)

A PISS A SHIT AND A WANK IN A TREE (@octophone come 'ommmeee)

 

[RS]

LIVE FROM THE BATHROOM, here's vote #24, he's shouting them through the door at me (as Reeva Steemkamp once said )

Vote #24/26 - Iguana

@Iguana

12​	RaspberrySwirl​	Skáld​	Norðrljós​
10​	Jiva​	Cyndi Lauper​	Early Christmas Morning​
8​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
7​	Ag​	Confidence Man​	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney​
6​	Jyzx​	Fast Food Rockers​	I Love Christmas​
5​	Berly​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper​	Blame it on Christmas​
4​	Music​	Hot Pantz​	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas​
3​	Kala​	Mimi Webb​	Back Home For Christmas​
2​	Tisch​	Stray Kids​	Christmas EveL​
1​	Rhythmbandit​	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale​	Shatter Me​

Omg thank you! Love getting a 12 live from a toilet

 

[Tisch]

Speaking of trees, the most penultimate votes of the evening go to @Rowan Tree 🌳

Vote #25/26 - Rowan Tree

12​	RaspberrySwirl​	Skáld​	Norðrljós​
10​	Indie​	Grace Petrie​	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)​
8​	Tisch​	Stray Kids​	Christmas EveL​
7​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
6​	Saltwater​	Melina Makri​	Thirio​
5​	Pingu​	Ingrid Michaelson​	Christmas Lights​
4​	Berly​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper​	Blame it on Christmas​
3​	Haiku Rewrites​	Kohmi Hirose​	Promise​
2​	dmlaw​	Tarja​	All I Want for Christmas is You​
1​	Straightorbroken​	Marsheaux​	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night​

 

[OutSynk]

Omg Butters is gonna get robbed again

 

[RS]

Speaking of trees, the most penultimate votes of the evening go to @Rowan Tree 🌳

Vote #25/26 - Rowan Tree

12​	RaspberrySwirl​	Skáld​	Norðrljós​
10​	Indie​	Grace Petrie​	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)​
8​	Tisch​	Stray Kids​	Christmas EveL​
7​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
6​	Saltwater​	Melina Makri​	Thirio​
5​	Pingu​	Ingrid Michaelson​	Christmas Lights​
4​	Berly​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper​	Blame it on Christmas​
3​	Haiku Rewrites​	Kohmi Hirose​	Promise​
2​	dmlaw​	Tarja​	All I Want for Christmas is You​
1​	Straightorbroken​	Marsheaux​	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night​

Am I actually going to win? Don’t be this cruel to me

 

[Tisch]

And with those x2 12's in a row, we HAVE A WINNER

	Poster	Artist	Song
1​	RaspberrySwirl	Skáld	Norðrljós	113​
2​	ButterTart	Centhron	Krampus	98​
3​	Funky	FHE	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)	95​
4​	Pingu	Ingrid Michaelson	Christmas Lights	94​
5​	Straightorbroken	Marsheaux	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night	84​
6​	Systemaddict	Aqua	Spin Me a Christmas	79​
7​	Raining on Me	Audrey Hannah	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)	66​
8​	Outsynk	Memphis LK	Closer to You	62​
=9	Iguana	Greg Lake	I Believe in Father Christmas	58​
=9	Jyzx	Fast Food Rockers	I Love Christmas	58​
11​	Saltwater	Melina Makri	Thirio	54​
12​	Rowan Tree	Mary Chapin Carpenter	Come Darkness, Come Light	53​
13​	BoysForSeles	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper	A Christmas Duel	52​
14​	Rita	Ally Brooke	Under the Tree	46​
15​	Kala	Mimi Webb	Back Home For Christmas	45​
16​	Indie	Grace Petrie	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)	44​
=17	Jiva	Cyndi Lauper	Early Christmas Morning	43​
=17	Rhythmbandit	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale	Shatter Me	43​
19​	Kate	Marina Zispin	Ski Resort	37​
20​	Berly	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper	Blame it on Christmas	32​
21​	Music	Hot Pantz	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas	31​
22​	Tisch	Stray Kids	Christmas EveL	30​
23​	dmlaw	Tarja	All I Want for Christmas is You	25​
24​	ZenGiraffe	Caramella Girls	Caramelldansen Christmas	12​
25​	Haiku Rewrites	Kohmi Hirose	Promise	11​
26​	Ill Advised	Svea	Feels Like Christmas	10​
27​	Ag	Confidence Man	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney	9​
28​	RJN	Big Shaq	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit	-50​

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like this final group of votes has been engineered specifically to hurt me.

 

[Tisch]

One last set of votes first - the most correct ones of the evening

Vote #26/26 - Tisch

12​	ButterTart​	Centhron​	Krampus​
10​	Music​	Hot Pantz​	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas​
8​	Ag​	Confidence Man​	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney​
7​	Straightorbroken​	Marsheaux​	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night​
6​	Berly​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper​	Blame it on Christmas​
5​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
4​	Jiva​	Cyndi Lauper​	Early Christmas Morning​
3​	Kala​	Mimi Webb​	Back Home For Christmas​
2​	Iguana​	Greg Lake​	I Believe in Father Christmas​
1​	ZenGiraffe​	Caramella Girls​	Caramelldansen Christmas​

 

[dmlaw]

I feel like this final group of votes has been engineered specifically to hurt me.

All those second places in a row is a real achievement. You should be very proud.

 

[RS]

One last set of votes first - the most correct ones of the evening

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Vote #26/26 - Tisch

12​	ButterTart​	Centhron​	Krampus​
10​	Music​	Hot Pantz​	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas​
8​	Ag​	Confidence Man​	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney​
7​	Straightorbroken​	Marsheaux​	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night​
6​	Berly​	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper​	Blame it on Christmas​
5​	Funky​	FHE​	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)​
4​	Jiva​	Cyndi Lauper​	Early Christmas Morning​
3​	Kala​	Mimi Webb​	Back Home For Christmas​
2​	Iguana​	Greg Lake​	I Believe in Father Christmas​
1​	ZenGiraffe​	Caramella Girls​	Caramelldansen Christmas​

Great way of hiding the fact that you didn’t vote for any of the top songs.

 

[OutSynk]

I feel like this final group of votes has been engineered specifically to hurt me.

It's ok Laura. You can try again until the end of time.

 

[dmlaw]

Congratulations to @RaspberrySwirl and thank you for all you hard work @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas

 

[ButterTart]

THREE second places in a row

I’ve officially run out of songs I think I could win with

 

[Indie]

Oh look, I'm mid-table again. Maybe I should try reaching out to more people instead of sending stuff I like.

Nah

 

[Tisch]

And that makes the final scoreboard look like so!

Congratulations @RaspberrySwirl! You join for the ASFXMAS HALL OF FAME.

Sorry @I Gave You My Tart you have to settle for second again (I even swapped round a few votes at the end to not dick you over at the last minute but still feel like I did a bit, soz luvya anyway xx)

	Poster	Artist	Song
1​	RaspberrySwirl	Skáld	Norðrljós	113​
2​	ButterTart	Centhron	Krampus	110​
3​	Funky	FHE	Coming Tonight (For Christmas)	100​
4​	Pingu	Ingrid Michaelson	Christmas Lights	94​
5​	Straightorbroken	Marsheaux	We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night	91​
6​	Systemaddict	Aqua	Spin Me a Christmas	79​
7​	Raining on Me	Audrey Hannah	It's December (And I'll Be Missing You)	66​
8​	Outsynk	Memphis LK	Closer to You	62​
9​	Iguana	Greg Lake	I Believe in Father Christmas	60​
10​	Jyzx	Fast Food Rockers	I Love Christmas	58​
11​	Saltwater	Melina Makri	Thirio	54​
12​	Rowan Tree	Mary Chapin Carpenter	Come Darkness, Come Light	53​
13​	BoysForSeles	The Hives & Cyndi Lauper	A Christmas Duel	52​
14​	Kala	Mimi Webb	Back Home For Christmas	48​
15​	Jiva	Cyndi Lauper	Early Christmas Morning	47​
16​	Rita	Ally Brooke	Under the Tree	46​
17​	Indie	Grace Petrie	I Just Want the Tories to F**** Off (A Christmas Song)	44​
18​	Rhythmbandit	Lindsey Stirling feat. Lzzy Hale	Shatter Me	43​
19​	Music	Hot Pantz	(I’d Like To) Give You One 4 Christmas	41​
20​	Berly	Shea Diamond feat. Cyndi Lauper	Blame it on Christmas	38​
21​	Kate	Marina Zispin	Ski Resort	37​
22​	Tisch	Stray Kids	Christmas EveL	30​
23​	dmlaw	Tarja	All I Want for Christmas is You	25​
24​	Ag	Confidence Man	Santa's Coming Down the Chimney	17​
25​	ZenGiraffe	Caramella Girls	Caramelldansen Christmas	13​
26​	Haiku Rewrites	Kohmi Hirose	Promise	11​
27​	Ill Advised	Svea	Feels Like Christmas	10​
28​	RJN	Big Shaq	Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edit	-50​

 

[Iguana]

Well done @RaspberrySwirl. I'm glad a poster who turns up to the results has won When I first heard the song I immediately said "This has to be my 12."

Thank you @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas and especially as I dropped out of helping to host, but you didn't need me!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh look, I'm mid-table again. Maybe I should try reaching out to more people instead of sending stuff I like.

Nah

I feel like the people who didn’t vote for you don’t want the Tories to fuck off. Monsters.

 

[RS]

My God I really cannot believe that I have actually won again! It took years and a couple of runner ups and never thought I’d win with this BT parody of a song!

Thank you all who voted for me!

And thank you to our beautiful gorgeous stunning host @Tisch

 

[Tisch]

Right girls, IT'S CHRISTMAS. Let's fill up our Woo-Woos and hit the dancefloor!

 

[Marina Salty]

Well done Raspberry loved it immensely
And thank you to our beautiful Tischmas and his dedication to be posting results from the toilet.

 

[OutSynk]

Congrats @RaspberrySwirl! Your song was good too.

Thank you to my die-hard fans such as @Music, @Pingu and the rest. Another top10 in the bag luvs.

Very grateful for the hosting @It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tischmas and @Iguana

 

[SystemAddict]

Congratulations @RaspberrySwirl! Demonic possession of Moopy members is not something I anticipated for Christmas.

 

[straightorbroken]

Song #8Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves and, A partridge in a pear tree

Ally Brooke - Under the Tree
Was:

Spoiler

@Rita

I'm (pretending to be) shocked.

Catching up now.

 

[straightorbroken]

Song #3 - Christmas with Anna Nicole (RIP AR ANGLE <33 )

Kohmi Hirose - Promise


Was

Spoiler

@Haiku! The Herald Angels Write

Welcome to the pree mee umm woooorld

 

[straightorbroken]

OK up to speed