ASFXMAS 2025 - SONG REVEAL PART 3 AND PLAYLIST TONIGHT (5thDecember) 8PM

[dmlaw]

Greetings, children. It's time for me to open my sack and bestow you with a bounty of festive avatars, some of which have been submitted by people who appear to have actually read the brief. Shall we see what Moopy wants for Christmas this year?

 

[dmlaw]

@Berly @BoysForSeles @ButterTarts We Have Heard On High @Chill AdvICED 🥶❄️☃️ @GALA @I wish I had a jiva I could skate away on @Indie nuclear fallout zone @Joseph @jyxz @Kate Maids a-Milking @Let dis Teletubby rejoice and sing 🎶😇🎄 @Marina Salty @MerReet Christmas Everyone @rhythmbaubles @Santadonicus 🎅 @The Most Musical Time of the Year @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you @We Tisch You a Merry Christmas

 

[Agneeta]

Excited for the three posters responding.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 1 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A festive plane crash (but fatal this time)

 

[dmlaw]

Excited for the three posters responding.

It's good for my position on the poster of the week chart, at least.

 

[Tisch]

I forgot about the Avatar GALA. Are the songs coming tonight as well?

 

[dmlaw]

Song 2 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Christmas Cat

 

[dmlaw]

I forgot about the Avatar GALA. Are the songs coming tonight as well?

They are not. @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you is doing the song reveal and I haven't sent him the playlist yet.

 

[Agneeta]

Yup tomorrow evening!

 

[dmlaw]

Song 3 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A hangover

 

[dmlaw]

Song 4 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A bright Christmas Day

 

[dmlaw]

Song 5 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A DECADENT Park Hamper (featuring Big D)

 

[Agneeta]

I regret with retrospect not wanting Disney BDSM for Christmas

 

[Tisch]

I'm choosing to believe some of these are clues to their entries and playing a fun LITTLE GAME in my head. As you were.

 

[Agneeta]

Song 5 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A DECADENT Park Hamper (featuring Big D)

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Order forms available FROM canteens

 

[Tisch]

Song 5 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A DECADENT Park Hamper (featuring Big D)

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Not one but TWO TINS of ham. Probably only on the £9.40 one though

 

[dmlaw]

Song 6 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A new set of teeth

 

[Tisch]

I regret with retrospect not wanting Disney BDSM for Christmas

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Santa is still accepting lists in our household, just saying

 

[dmlaw]

I'm choosing to believe some of these are clues to their entries and playing a fun LITTLE GAME in my head. As you were.

One or two of them actually are clues to the entry. One of them could very easily be a clue to a different entry.

 

[Agneeta]

Santa is still accepting lists in our household, just saying

Something for the WHOLE FAMILY

 

[dmlaw]

Song 7 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Griswold Family Christmas

 

[dmlaw]

Song 8 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A brief snow flurry

 

[dmlaw]

Song 9 - All I Want For Christmas Is... An Oscar

 

[dmlaw]

Song 10 - All I Want For Christmas Is... World Peas

 

[Tisch]

Song 10 - All I Want For Christmas Is... World Peas

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New Zealand FORGOTTEN again

 

[dmlaw]

Song 11 - All I Want For Christmas Is... For it to be over

 

[dmlaw]

New Zealand FORGOTTEN again

Still more accurate than the Mercator projection though.

 

[dmlaw]

Song 12 - All I Want For Christmas Is... to win an Omaze prize draw so I can pay the mansion tax

 

[dmlaw]

Song 13 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Kylie Christmas Number 1

 

[dmlaw]

Song 14 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Chrimbo CRUMBLE

 

[dmlaw]

Song 15 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Faggy Pudding

 

[dmlaw]

Song 16 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A small sauna spa gym office outhouse

 

[dmlaw]

Song 17 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Peace, quiet and a large gin

 

[dmlaw]

Song 18 - All I Want For Christmas Is... The retirement of Katy Perry

 

[dmlaw]

Song 19 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Honestly retirement

 

[dmlaw]

And that's your lot.

Please join @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you for the glittering song reveal tomorrow evening.

 

[ButterTart]

Song 3 - All I Want For Christmas Is... A hangover

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R DENISE was in my town the other day. She's playing Josh Pugh's Mum in the inevitably shit sitcom he has coming out next year.

 

[ButterTart]

Song 13 - All I Want For Christmas Is... Kylie Christmas Number 1

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These were all so plausible until this one just got silly.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm INTRIGUED. The Faggy Pudding one is making me think @CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT☃️🎄 is playing.

 

[Joseph]

What a fun bunch of Christmas Scandals we have here