ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[AGinAg (37)]

We need to start offering cash prizes for these things.

Payment full stop would be welcome.

 

[Soldi]

We need to start offering cash prizes for these things.

As well as an EXCLUSIVE SECRET ASFM HOST LOUNGE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

As well as an EXCLUSIVE SECRET ASFM HOST LOUNGE

Genuinely good idea so we can bash out the rules for an ASFM All Stars/Anniversary special for next year

 

[AGinAg (37)]

As well as an EXCLUSIVE SECRET ASFM HOST LOUNGE

Genuinely good idea so we can bash out the rules for an ASFM All Stars/Anniversary special for next year

A committee made of former hosts making decisions would limit the sometimes chaotic decision making process. Not that there's much to decide but it could be useful.

 

[Iguana]

Sorry if this has already been covered but will the reveal tonight be in the premiere running order or random?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sorry if this has already been covered but will the reveal tonight be in the premiere running order or random?

The order will indeed be revealed in the process.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I didn't do a FLAG PARADE or anything like that when I ran this back in spring. No recaps back then either. It's developed quite a bit since then.

I'm more excited than I should be!

 

[Lucille]

The flag parades really are ESSENTIAL to the whole experience.

 

[Nancy]

The flag parades really are ESSENTIAL to the whole experience.

IT’S NOT SO MUCH A FLAG PARADE TONIGHT, BUT A CHRISTMAS CARNIVAL

 

[Nancy]

MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS IDENTIFIER PREDICTIONS:

MARIAH CAREY
SNOWFLAKE
BABY CHEESES

 

[Zu]

I’m pleased to see @Nancy not bowing down to the vicious CAPS CRITIQUES

 

[Zu]

It’s the THOUGHTFUL PUNCTUATION which gets me every time

 

[AGinAg (37)]

(Metaphorical) extra points for best tonight and a (metaphorical) Beryl style elimination for the worst!

 

[Kate]

MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS IDENTIFIER PREDICTIONS:

MARIAH CAREY
SNOWFLAKE
BABY CHEESES

SANTA’S DEAD ELF INCEST PORN DUNGEON

 

[Zu]

In case anyone’s wondering why I didn’t enter, I know EXACTLY how this is going to turn out

SCRAPS AND HORROR

 

[Nancy]

HOLLY AND JESSICA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In case anyone’s wondering why I didn’t enter, I know EXACTLY how this is going to turn out

SCRAPS AND HORROR

I looked at Beryl's and squeezed all the hate and pain out. I'm expecting responses akin to :emoji_hugging:

 

[win_the_game]

In case anyone’s wondering why I didn’t enter, I know EXACTLY how this is going to turn out

SCRAPS AND HORROR

Hope you’ll be voting though.

 

[Kate]

RUDOLF’S CAVERNOUS ANUS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

After all, I'm basically launching into the season of sexually degrading :emoji_santa: and other such FESTIVE FROLICS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hope you’ll be voting though.

Yes @Zu-Klara feel free to vote!

 

[Nancy]

MIXED NUTS

 

[Zu]

Hope you’ll be voting though.

Well as long as I can steel myself against the inevitable onslaught of death threats and surprise deliveries of CAT PAW QUICHE

Anybody with the savoir-vivre to have entered Cristina's 'Things Fall Apart' obviously gets DOUZE

"To hang an angel from the tree became a painful thing"

 

[Nancy]

YELLOW SNOW

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have settled on a voting method.

Normal voting + optional jury style voting. So basically you CAN vote twice if you can be bothered.

Also probably worth repeating: Non-voters' songs WILL BE REMOVED. No votes will be announced and their songs will be removed entirely from the final and they will never be told their points.

 

[Zu]

No votes will be announced and their songs will be removed entirely from the final and they will never be told their points.

I mean you are basically SATAN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I mean you are basically SATAN

I hope to never use such a rule! Just an incentive to vote, plus there are two weeks to digest the tracks.

 

[Kate]

I'm really hoping someone went for my second choice, which was a dance banger version of O Come, O Come, Emmanuel by some kids choir.

 

[Zu]

I hope to never use such a rule! Just an incentive to vote, plus there are two weeks to digest the tracks.

BE QUITE FUN IF YOU DID THOUGH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BE QUITE FUN IF YOU DID THOUGH

Well yes, but that would be entirely on them!

I'm not getting Beryl'd that easily.

 

[dmlaw]

Also probably worth repeating: Non-voters' songs WILL BE REMOVED. No votes will be announced and their songs will be removed entirely from the final and they will never be told their points.

I had not seen this rule before and I love it.

May I suggest some sort of reserve points scorers so that they can't even tell where their points would have been from the gaps?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I had not seen this rule before and I love it.

May I suggest some sort of reserve points scorers so that they can't even tell where their points would have been from the gaps?

Suggestion noted.

 

[Zu]

I looked at Beryl's and squeezed all the hate and pain out. I'm expecting responses akin to :emoji_hugging:

I BET

Also GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

 

[win_the_game]

Well as long as I can steel myself against the inevitable onslaught of death threats and surprise deliveries of CAT PAW QUICHE

Anybody with the savoir-vivre to have entered Cristina's 'Things Fall Apart' obviously gets DOUZE

"To hang an angel from the tree became a painful thing"

Oh I do hope not. It's been submitted before.

 

[Zu]

Oh I do hope not. It's been submitted before.

Oh! When?

But that’s the most Christmassy song EVER!

 

[Rita]

In case anyone’s wondering why I didn’t enter, I know EXACTLY how this is going to turn out

SCRAPS AND HORROR

JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

 

[Lucille]

It’s a shame we only discovered the lovely YURII today, I could have had this as my festive avatar.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can remove every toxic element from the process, but then there's still Rita.

 

[Soldi]

JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

You BARELY turn up to the results these days!

 

[Rita]

You BARELY turn up to the results these days!

It was YOUR FAULT I didn’t make it to the end of the last results ceremony as you FORCED me to down two bottles of wine at the door upon attendance. I know I said it would be OUR SECRET but I will NOT be silenced!