ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[Soldi]

It was YOUR FAULT I didn’t make it to the end of the last results ceremony as you FORCED me to down two bottles of wine at the door upon attendance. I know I said it would be OUR SECRET but I will NOT be silenced!

Oh AS IF that affected you! I hear on good authority you down approximately three bottles of the finest vino before leaving the house on a morning

 

[win_the_game]

It’s a shame we only discovered the lovely YURII today, I could have had this as my festive avatar.

Lucky Svetlana was in for a BIG SURPRISE that morning.

 

[Rita]

Oh AS IF that affected you! I hear on good authority you down approximately three bottles of the finest vino before leaving the house on a morning

STOP SPYING ON ME!

 

[Rita]

Also, AS IF I could be forced to do ANYTHING. I would have cracked you with one bottle and forced you to do a Kinga with the other.

 

[Soldi]

STOP SPYING ON ME!

It wasn’t me! It was @ZenGiraffe with all that government intelligence!

 

[Rita]

It wasn’t me! It was @ZenGiraffe with all that government intelligence!

CLORTY BUGGER.

 

[Soldi]

Also, AS IF I could be forced to do ANYTHING. I would have cracked you with one bottle and forced you to do a Kinga with the other.

Oh that’s not a mental image people want love

 

[Rita]

Oh that’s not a mental image people want love

Certainly not with THAT HAIRLINE.

 

[Soldi]

Certainly not with THAT HAIRLINE.

You SPINELESS COW!

 

[Rita]

You SPINELESS COW!

 

[Kate]

I see Rita has gone with peace on earth and goodwill to all men as her Christmas signifier

 

[Zu]

You SPINELESS COW!

Beat not to expect anything better from someone who ADMIRES Gemma Collins

 

[Rita]

Beat not to expect anything better from someone who ADMIRES Gemma Collins

He is STEALING MY LINES.

 

[Rita]

Beat not to expect anything better from someone who ADMIRES Gemma Collins

Also JUST FOR YOU!

 

[Kate]

ONE MINUTE!

 

[Nancy]

PAULINE FOWLER LYING DEAD IN THE SQUARE

 

[Rita]

Anyway, LETS GET STARTED.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Right who's here to see some beautiful Christmas imagery and more importantly find out when your song is appearing?

 

[dmlaw]

It is beginning to seem important that we get this started really quite soon.

 

[Zu]

Also JUST FOR YOU!

 

[COB]

OMG

 

[Nancy]

It is beginning to seem important that we get this started really quite soon.

YES. CHRISTMAS IS APPROACHING, AFTER ALL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Identifiers WILL appear in the order of appearance on Wednesday and Friday nights!

 

[Kate]

OMG I wish I'd gone for a Christmas Dalek now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT LIST

 

[Rita]

WHO HAS THE DEATH SLOT?

 

[Nancy]

WAS IT 40 ENTRIES IN TOTAL?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1 An Unwanted Gift

 

[Nancy]

WHO HAS THE DEATH SLOT?

I THINK THAT MATTERS LESS NOW WE HAVE A TWO WEEK VOTING WINDOW

 

[COB]

1 An Unwanted Gift

Oh BRAVO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

2 Ed Milliband

 

[Rita]

1 An Unwanted Gift

The GC in a nice wig and flattering FROCK.

 

[octophone]

2 Ed Milliband

Christ, who left their Shakin' Stevens doll too near the fireplace?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

3 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen

 

[Soldi]

2 Ed Milliband

Will Moopy vote for confusion and chaos with Ed?!

 

[ButterTart]

2 Ed Milliband

Marvellous, like a plasticine Danny Zuko.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

4 The Bedswell Tundra

 

[Tisch]

4 The Bedswell Tundra

 

[Iguana]

4 The Bedswell Tundra

What dis

 

[Nancy]

THEY COULD HAVE PUT A FESTIVE DUVET COVER ON