ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Nancy]

CAN’T BELEIVE THE AMOUNT OF HOMOPHOBIA BEING LEVELLED AT J-SAR

 

[COB]

I'm secretly fuming that Val seems to have been a FLOP at this stage btw, only those who gave her points are invited to the GIRLS NIGHT OUT after covid is over.

 

[ButterTart]

So lovely to have drunk, angry Rita back for another ASFM!

Or as her friends and family know her, 'Standard Rita'.

 

[RS]

In fairness I've known that song for years so when it came up it was a foregone conclusion I'd give it points.

You would.

 

[COB]

Thank you @Rhythmbarbican!

 

[Beverley]

I think I am MID TABLE which is an improvement, but where is your CHRISTMAS SPIRIT??

I don't have any

 

[Beverley]

THANKS RB!

 

[Rita]

I don't have any

You have 20 beautiful!! :emoji_dancer: :emoji_dancers:

 

[Nancy]

SWEETEST CHRISTMAS HAS EVERYTHING!

IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONE SONG THAT FITTED THE THEME PERFECTLY!

 

[ButterTart]

haven't had points for ages feel like pure shit

 

[Kate]

@Rhythmbarbican is a much better person than me.

 

[Soldi]

Get the dildo out Bev hen you’ve done well x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

After 10 votes @jyxz is in the lead!



67 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
62 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
51 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
50 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
50 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
47 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
43 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
43 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
41 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
31 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
31 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
31 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
29 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
29 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
27 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
27 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
26 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
24 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
24 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
24 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
22 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
21 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
21 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
20 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
19 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
17 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
17 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
16 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
14 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
14 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
14 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
11 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
10 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
10 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
10 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
9 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
5 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
5 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
4 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
0 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

 

[COB]

SWEETEST CHRISTMAS HAS EVERYTHING!

IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONE SONG THAT FITTED THE THEME PERFECTLY!

More than the song literally called Christmas Party?

 

[Suomi]

It is sad yet predictable that the smear campaign against my act seems to have paid off. WAIT till you hear about The Weather Girls and their Trump support

 

[Nancy]

#CutForJSar

 

[SDF]

If @Pingu beats me again

 

[Rita]

OK, I am FAR from mid table.

 

[Rita]

BRING IT HOME @Beryl

OH I DON’T KNOW YOUR NEW NAME.

 

[ButterTart]

After 10 votes @jyxz is in the lead!



67 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
62 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
51 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
50 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
50 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
47 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
43 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
43 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
41 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
31 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
31 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
31 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
29 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
29 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
27 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
27 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
26 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
24 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
24 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
24 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
22 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
21 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
21 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
20 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
19 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
17 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
17 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
16 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
14 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
14 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
14 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
11 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
10 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
10 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
10 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
9 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
5 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
5 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
4 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
0 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

That's a smashing top ten.

STOP THE COUNT

 

[Lucille]

SWEETEST CHRISTMAS HAS EVERYTHING!

IT WAS LITERALLY THE ONE SONG THAT FITTED THE THEME PERFECTLY!

I actually have NO MEMORY of how it goes.

 

[Soldi]

It’s December, I’m in Derbyshire, being beaten by MRS FUCKING MILLS in an ONLINE SONG CONTEST

 

[Suomi]

How is Octophone so low

 

[Nancy]

More than the song literally called Christmas Party?

YES! J- SAR HAD THE FAMILY DANCING ON THE FLOOR!

 

[Beverley]

End the show now, I'm happy with my position

 

[ButterTart]

If @Pingu beats me again

Call the police on him.

 

[SDF]

I might have to log off as I can’t take this

 

[funky]

Who fancies @BlitzenTart ? (spoiler: everyone)

well I certainly do TONIGHT! :emoji_couple_mm:

 

[Nancy]

GOT EXCITED THEN THINKING SOMEONE HAD GIVEN ME 10 POINTS THEN I REALISED I WAS LOOKING AT THE LEADERBOARD

 

[ButterTart]

How is Octophone so low

I feel mega bad for not giving her points now. She was one of the last ones I got rid of.

 

[Soldi]

How is Octophone so low

Not sure she captured the festive spirit of Christmas much

 

[Iguana]

It is sad yet predictable that the smear campaign against my act seems to have paid off. WAIT till you hear about The Weather Girls and their Trump support

You mean the one that's alive?

 

[COB]

Imagine being placed lower than Cherilyn Barnes atm. Couldn't be me!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's @GALA bingo!

20 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
15 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
12 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
10 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
9 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
8 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
7 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
6 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
5 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
4 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
3 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
2 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
1 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)

 

[Lucille]

Not sure she captured the festive spirit of Christmas much

Unlike PURPLE DISCO MACHINE.

 

[Sally Thomsett]

I’ll be EXHUMING dear old MRS M later tonight to tell her the SPIFFING NEWS that she’s currently ahead of a literal FOETUS.

 

[Nancy]

FUCK YOU TOO

 

[Rita]

Poor @ZZ. Those FILTHY FILTHY gays didn’t vote for a song with the title PLEASE DADDY.

SHAME ON THEM

 

[RS]

@GALA you dirty liar!

 

[Soldi]

I’ll be EXHUMING dear old MRS M later tonight to tell her the SPIFFING NEWS that she’s currently ahead of a literal FOETUS.

I still might have thrown her a vote or two