ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Tisch]

80 (divided by two) very disappointed Moopy members tonight

 

[Lucille]

80 cocks taken by Lucy in 2021.

 

[Iguana]

80 cocks taken by Lucy in 2021.

What is the annual record?

 

[Lucille]

What is the annual record?

I have no idea!

 

[Iguana]

I have no idea!

That's kind of hot.

Anyway I'm having a sherry in anticipation of this. 33 going on 83

 

[COB]

33 going on 83

Is that YOUR annual total?

 

[Iguana]

Is that YOUR annual total?

I WISH

 

[Lucille]

66 references to ASDA HULME

 

[Nancy]

64 MINUTES TO DECIDE IF I BUY FAGS OR NOT

 

[Nancy]

I have no idea!

Me neither. Pre drug-free Nancy would have been on 10 a week on average, I guess.

 

[Nancy]

Are you still not smoking @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL ?

How about you @Seasons gREETings ?

 

[Nancy]

56 MINUTES. SOD IT, I’M GOING TO THE CO-OP FOR FAGS. AT LEAST I’M NOT SHOOTING UP.

 

[Lucille]

I’m down to 4 or 5 a day, but ultimately have to quit in the New Year.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't smoke anymore. Although have tobacco hidden away. Getting weed tonight, so that's coming out!

 

[Nancy]

I’m down to 4 or 5 a day, but ultimately have to quit in the New Year.

That doesn’t make me feel so bad as I only buy one pack of cigs a week, blitz them in a couple of days then don’t smoke for the next five.

 

[Rita]

Are you still not smoking @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL ?

How about you @Seasons gREETings ?

Smoking like a LUM.

 

[Rita]

That doesn’t make me feel so bad as I only buy one pack of cigs a week, blitz them in a couple of days then don’t smoke for the next five.

Are you not an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE the other 5 days?

*Rhetorical question* :emoji_kiss:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hopefully not, but might be a couple of minutes late tonight.

 

[jivafox]

I’ve bought a cake for the OCCASION

 

[Nancy]

Smoking like a LUM.

Do you mean BUM?

 

[Kate]

OH NO I had it in my head that it was 7pm so I was rushing about

Never mind, more time to get drunk

 

[Nancy]

56 MINUTES. SOD IT, I’M GOING TO THE CO-OP FOR FAGS. AT LEAST I’M NOT SHOOTING UP.

The queues at Co-op are back.

OH GOD, I’M BORED

 

[COB]

Smoking like a LUM.

This is one of my favourite sayings

 

[Nancy]

WHAT IS A LUM?

 

[COB]

A chimney! It's a Scottish word I think, it gets used here at least.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did we ever establish what Bedwell Tundra is?

 

[Soldi]

The queues at Co-op are back.

OH GOD, I’M BORED

It’s not the Co-op at Birley is it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If we had tags, I'd tag "soldi asks for coordinates"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Half an hour, hopefully!

 

[Lucille]

I’m 29.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who fancies a cheeky FIRST VOTE, a BIT EARLY?

 

[Lucille]

ME

 

[Lucille]

I’m opening my FIRST BEER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

As a treat FOR ALL YOU EARLY PUNTERS, I present the 1st set of votes from @SDF

 

[Lucille]

Is everyone in the queue at the CO-OP?

 

[Rita]

OMG I logged in just on time. MUST BE FATE.

 

[Nancy]

It’s not the Co-op at Birley is it?

No, it’s not the CO-OP IN HULME

 

[Nancy]

COME THROUGH @SDF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@SDF

20 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
15 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
12 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
10 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
9 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
8 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
7 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
6 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
5 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
4 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
3 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
2 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
1 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas

 

[Lucille]

@SDF I see a lot of pictures of your dog on Instagram but wish you’d talk about it more here.