ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Rita]

NEXT.

 

[Soldi]

No, it’s not the CO-OP IN HULME

I was going to say as it’s ridiculously small and could hardly fit more than about two people in at a time with social distancing

The show would be over by the time you’d get back!

 

[Nancy]

J-SAR IS OUT OF THE BLOCKS (although she’s got a dodgy hip, so not too fast)

 

[Rita]

I was going to say as it’s ridiculously small and could hardly fit more than about two people in at a time with social distancing

The show would be over by the time you’d get back!

Are YOU this Octopus chap?

CUT IT OUT!

 

[Nancy]

Are YOU this Octopus chap?

CUT IT OUT!

I’d quite like a couple of suckers on my nipples

 

[Lucille]

Are YOU this Octopus chap?

CUT IT OUT!

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN UNDER CONTROL?!

 

[Soldi]

Are YOU this Octopus chap?

CUT IT OUT!

What ARE you on about love?

I was merely talking about the poor layout of my old local supermarket!

 

[Tisch]

Oh a CHEEKY EARLY VOTE! OI OI.

Anyone who doesn't vote for Koko is both racist and dead-ist just btw. I'm prepping my shit list as we speak.

 

[Rita]

What ARE you on about love?

I was merely talking about the poor layout of my old local supermarket!

I know what you were talking about. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

 

[Soldi]

I know what you were talking about. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Darling I DON’T HAVE THE TIME to be making aliases!

Get old Vera to pour you another glass and CALM DOWN

 

[Rita]

Darling I DON’T HAVE THE TIME to be making aliases!

That’s a yes then.

 

[Soldi]

That’s a yes then.

Well done Mrs Rooney!

 

[Tisch]

Soldi slinking over to the "CREATE ACCOUNT" button

 

[Rita]

 

[Rita]

Can we have another cheeky vote please?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wait is the countdown suspended due to the rogue early vote!? I have an unconfirmed number of very punctual girls here who are very confused.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wait is the countdown suspended due to the rogue early vote!? I have an unconfirmed number of very punctual girls here who are very confused.

Count away, results to RESUME at 7.30!

 

[Nancy]

Get old Vera to pour you another glass and CALM DOWN

Don’t you mean CLAM DOWN

 

[Kate]

@SDF

20 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
15 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
12 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
10 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
9 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
8 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
7 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
6 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
5 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
4 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
3 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
2 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
1 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas

 

[Tisch]

Wait is the countdown suspended due to the rogue early vote!? I have an unconfirmed number of very punctual girls here who are very confused.

12 maids a milking

 

[Rita]

Darling I DON’T HAVE THE TIME to be making aliases!

Get old Vera to pour you another glass and CALM DOWN

She is coming around tomorrow for a Christmas knees up.

 

[SDF]

Oh hai! I didn’t expect to be dragged quite so early in the night

 

[straightorbroken]

11 angles in chainz

 

[RJN]

10 shots the winner should take to celebrate

 

[Nancy]

10 MINUTES FOR MARY TO FINISH HER MOHAWK

 

[RJN]

10 shots the winner should take to celebrate

or cocks instead if @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL wins

 

[straightorbroken]

10 MINUTES FOR MARY TO FINISH HER MOHAWK

Will she post a picture when she's finished her trim?

 

[Lucille]

AG ARE YOU MAKING YOUR LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE?

 

[Tisch]

At least 8 songs on @SDF's list that are incorrect answers

 

[Lucille]

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE.

 

[Beverley]

Genuinely hope @SDF's votes aren't representative

 

[Beverley]

Who am I kidding - ARE THEY EVER?

 

[Rita]

At least 8 songs on @SDF's list that are incorrect answers

She’s not exactly known for her TASTE. :emoji_nail_care:

 

[Lucille]

5 GAPING RINGS

 

[RJN]

5 hours until the last remaining people are posting in the drunk moopy thread

 

[Nancy]

If @SDF’s votes are representative of the contest then I will finish 12th

 

[Soldi]

4 DEAD SLAVES IN RITA’S BASEMENT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Three very festive girls!

 

[Lucille]

I’m READY.

 

[RJN]

@SDF gave points to a lot of my 10s and 0s