ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[Nancy]

WHAT IS THIS ED MILOBAND JOKE? I THOUGHT NANCY WAS GREEN PARTY (HE'S VEGAN YOU KNOW). SO MORE LIKELY TO FUCK NATALIE WOOD.

LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN SOLDI

 

[ButterTart]

In 39th place with 120 points


10 Diddy
10 ZenGiraffe
9 Buttertart
9 Lucille
8 Tisch
7 Music
7 Beverley
6 Iguana
5 Straightofbroken
5 Soldi
5 Rhythmbarbican
5 Devil
5 Raining on Me
4 RJN
4 Rita
4 RaspberrySwirl
3 Superstylin
3 Octophone
2 Beryl
2 Pingu
2 OutSynk
1 Funky
1 Win_The_Game
1 Kate
1 dmlaw
1 Sally Thomsett
0 jyxz
0 Ag
0 COB
0 Jivafox
0 Indie
0 Suomi
0 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Nancy
0 David_5000
0 dUb
0 SDF

@Diddy

Little Drummer Boy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat

Pearls before SWINE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 38th place with 128 points!


10 Tisch
7 Ag
7 Nancy
7 Funky
6 Buttertart
6 Straightofbroken
6 Devil
6 Indie
5 dUb
5 RaspberrySwirl
5 OutSynk
4 Raining on Me
4 Soldi
4 Pingu
4 SDF
4 Beverley
4 Rhythmbarbican
4 David_5000
4 ZenGiraffe
4 Iguana
3 Lucille
3 Beryl
3 Rita
3 Win_The_Game
2 jyxz
2 Music
2 dmlaw
2 Superstylin
1 Sally Thomsett
1 Octophone
0 Diddy
0 COB
0 Suomi
0 Jivafox
0 RJN
0 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Kate


@Christmas Tisches

The Christmas Alligator/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

 

[Tisch]

OH NO!

Someone's going to be cross tomorrow

 

[dmlaw]

If this were Eurovision, we'd be getting live scoreboard updates after each of these.

 

[Nancy]

ED MILOBAND

 

[Soldi]

LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN SOLDI

FINE BY ME DARLIN xxx

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT IS THIS ED MILOBAND JOKE? I THOUGHT NANCY WAS GREEN PARTY (HE'S VEGAN YOU KNOW). SO MORE LIKELY TO FUCK NATALIE WOOD.

Was the Green Party founded by Kirk Douglas, then?

 

[Rita]

NOW I COULD DO WELL HERE!

YOU TOO @Seasons gREETings !

Someone does believe in Christmas miracles!!

 

[RS]

At least ZZ had the decency not to vote for his song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 37th place with 141 points...

10 Sally Thomsett
10 Jivafox
9 Raining on Me
9 Music
9 Lucille
8 Ag
8 Iguana
8 Beverley
7 Superstylin
7 Rita
6 Devil
6 Diddy
6 ZenGiraffe
5 Tisch
4 Straightofbroken
4 Buttertart
4 Indie
4 Pingu
3 Win_The_Game
3 Soldi
3 SDF
3 jyxz
3 SDF
2 Nancy
1 Beryl
1 dUb
1 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Funky
0 COB
0 RJN
0 Suomi
0 dmlaw
0 Kate
0 RaspberrySwirl
0 Rhythmbarbican
0 OutSynk
0 Octophone
0 David_5000

@the jiva witnesses

Gremlin In Xmas Tree/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)

 

[Lucille]

GO FUCK ED MILLIBAND

 

[ButterTart]

I actually quite liked @Christmas Tisches song.

 

[OutSynk]

0 Diddy
0 COB
0 Suomi
0 Jivafox
0 RJN
0 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Kate

@Christmas Tisches has got a new ignore list.

 

[RS]

I actually quite liked @Christmas Tisches song.

So did I.

 

[Tisch]

@Christmas Tisches has got a new ignore list.

*Shit list please!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 36th place with 150 points


10 Buttertart
10 Indie
9 Jivafox
9 Rita
9 dmlaw
9 Sally Thomsett
9 Iguana
9 Devil
8 SDF
8 Diddy
8 COB
7 Raining on Me
5 Funky
4 Soldi
4 David_5000
4 ZenGiraffe
3 dUb
3 Kate
3 Pingu
3 Beverley
2 jyxz
2 Octophone
2 Music
2 Rhythmbarbican
2 Beryl
2 Lucille
1 Ag
1 RaspberrySwirl
1 Nancy
1 Win_The_Game
0 OutSynk
0 Straightorbroken
0 Tisch
0 RJN
0 Suomi
0 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Superstylin


@Reindieer
11 Pipers Piping/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us

 

[Soldi]

*Shit list please!

Tisch scat queen

 

[OutSynk]

*Shit list please!

Mine should arrive any moment now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So the table looks like this...

228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
193 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
184 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
164 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
152 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
149 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
149 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
140 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
128 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
125 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
123 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
118 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
115 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
110 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
106 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
99 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
98 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
91 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
90 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
89 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
87 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
81 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
81 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
80 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
72 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
71 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
60 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
59 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale
52 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
47 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
41 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
41 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas

 

[Suomi]

Omg my 5 0s are all the bottom 5

 

[Kate]

In 36th place with 150 points

10 Buttertart
10 Indie
9 Rita
9 dmlaw

11 Pipers Piping/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us

So ashamed to be straight right now. @Rachey get in here so I can scissor you

 

[Tisch]

Mines so low considering I should have about 100 more than most at this point

 

[ButterTart]

In 36th place with 150 points


10 Buttertart
10 Indie
9 Jivafox
9 Rita
9 dmlaw
9 Sally Thomsett
9 Iguana
9 Devil
8 SDF
8 Diddy
8 COB
7 Raining on Me
5 Funky
4 Soldi
4 David_5000
4 ZenGiraffe
3 dUb
3 Kate
3 Pingu
3 Beverley
2 jyxz
2 Octophone
2 Music
2 Rhythmbarbican
2 Beryl
2 Lucille
1 Ag
1 RaspberrySwirl
1 Nancy
1 Win_The_Game
0 OutSynk
0 Straightorbroken
0 Tisch
0 RJN
0 Suomi
0 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 Superstylin


@Reindieer
11 Pipers Piping/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us

Look at all the points I gave @Reindieer over the two rounds. I feel used.

 

[RS]

I have a feeling I’m going to get fucked by the jury vote.

 

[Tisch]

So ashamed to be straight right now. @Rachey get in here so I can scissor you

She gave you the address of her hot tub, get your (doc marten) boots on!

 

[RJN]

Mines so low considering I should have about 100 more than most at this point

I mean this in the nicest way, but do you actually like your song?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also with 150 points...


10 Iguana
9 Ag
9 Suomi
8 Jivafox
8 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
7 ZenGiraffe
7 Lucille
7 Rita
7 Buttertart
6 Music
6 Pingu
6 David_5000
5 dUb
5 Devil
5 Indie
5 Rhythmbarbican
5 Octophone
5 Raining on Me
4 Soldi
4 SDF
4 Kate
4 dmlaw
3 jyxz
3 Nancy
2 Diddy
2 Tisch
2 Beverley
1 Funky
1 Beryl
0 Straightofbroken
0 COB
0 Win_The_Game
0 Sally Thomsett
0 Superstylin
0 OutSynk
0 RaspberrySwirl
0 RJN

It's @IguanMoreSleep
Netflix Fireplace/ Linneah - Season's Greetings

 

[dmlaw]

So ashamed to be straight right now. @Rachey get in here so I can scissor you

Look, @BlitzenTart and @Reindieer, we're being rewarded for our votes.

 

[Suomi]

So ashamed to be straight right now. @Rachey get in here so I can scissor you

scream!

 

[RS]

I mean this in the nicest way, but do you actually like your song?

You say this like it’s a strange thing.

 

[ButterTart]

So ashamed to be straight right now. @Rachey get in here so I can scissor you

@Kate make sure you do it in the bathroom because that's where I hid the cameras.

 

[Lucille]

@Christmas Tisches and @IguanMoreSleep at least you’ve got each other

 

[Indie]

Jury votes will always reward the bland and penalise the divisive.

 

[Tisch]

I mean this in the nicest way, but do you actually like your song?

Wow. Very very arsh.

No not really. I just don't think there's ever been BLUES in ASFM before.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 34th place... with 164 points

10 Buttertart
10 Iguana
10 dmlaw
10 dUb
9 Sally Thomsett
9 David_5000
9 ZenGiraffe
8 Diddy
7 Raining on Me
7 COB
7 Beverley
7 Pingu
7 Indie
6 Beryl
6 Kate
6 Rita
5 Tisch
5 Rhythmbarbican
5 Superstylin
4 Music
3 Straightofbroken
3 Ag
3 Devil
2 RaspberrySwirl
1 Funky
1 SDF
1 Soldi
1 Suomi
1 OutSynk
1 Jivafox
1 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
0 jyxz
0 Lucille
0 Nancy
0 Win_The_Game
0 RJN
0 Octophone

@dUb Actually
Lump of Coal/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wow. Very very arsh.

No not really. I just don't think there's ever been BLUES in ASFM before.

Well I wonder if there was a reason for that...

 

[RJN]

Wow. Very very arsh.

No not really. I just don't think there's ever been BLUES in ASFM before.

I didn't mean it to be harsh! You have good taste in general so I was just wondering

 

[Tisch]

@Christmas Tisches and @IguanMoreSleep at least you’ve got each other

I'm not sure we do after tonight

 

[Sally Thomsett]

You’ll be getting either a 10, 9, 1, 0 from the THOMSETT ANNEXE.

10 = GONE IN ONE FLUSH
9 = SMEARED U-BEND
1 = PERSISTENT FLOATER (aka DEADLY LURKER)
0 = FULL ANAL PROLAPSE