I'm sure that's not the ONLY reason. In the early stage of lockdown you were trawling the local shops for Turkish men - we couldn't even mention Bernard Matthews without you reflexively prolapsing.TARKAN is the reason I’m so excited for the Turkish barber tomorrow.

I'm sure that's not the ONLY reason. In the early stage of lockdown you were trawling the local shops for Turkish men - we couldn't even mention Bernard Matthews without you reflexively prolapsing.

Never been so brutally READ by a STRAIGHT.
I don't even know when I'm reading folk anymore. I used to be so nice and woolly when I joined Moopy.Yes!Who’s Gala? SorB?

Me and @RaspberrySwirl ALWAYS hate each others entries.![]()
This thread really makes me realise I don't even know who half of you fuckers are anymore with all the festive renaming.
@Sally Thomsett to comment plsCan't believe that HOME FOR CHRISTMAS DREARY PISSDRIBBLE got a load of PRAISE and Sally is getting slagged. Moopy jumps the Jark AGAIN
@RaspberrySwirl I loved this!
I mean, maybeIt must have been the Japanese video.


The Virgin Mary
Lio
Amoureux Solitaires
is...
ME! Ag
The Virgin Mary
Lio
Amoureux Solitaires
is...
ME! Ag
Now THAT'S a shocker.
The Virgin Mary
Lio
Amoureux Solitaires
is...
ME! Ag

The Virgin Mary
Lio
Amoureux Solitaires
is...
ME! Ag
Oh god, how can even granny RITA know how to post gifs and I STILL struggle.![]()
@Sally Thomsett to comment pls