ASFXMAS - THE REVEALS! (RESULTS - TONIGHT 7.30pm)

[COB]

Omg I forgot about my shit list!

@Christmas Tisches The SOM song does NOT start with a minute of silence, it’s a minute of AMBIENCE, open your ears and pay attention you DIPSHIT.

@MARY The swearing sounds NATURAL and not at all UNNECESSARY

Screaming!

 

[Rita]

 

[win_the_game]

Sarah Cawood presents TOTP Christmas

Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter

Christmas Prayer



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@Seasons gREETings (Rita)

hun

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear.

 

[Rita]

The song is GREAT CHRISTMAS FODDER and all you bitches who marked this down for being Paloma need to take a GOOD LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

 

[Lucille]

Never change @Seasons gREETings!

 

[RS]

Some people are lucky I ran out of zeros.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Wombles

DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton

Winter



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@BlitzenTart

 

[Kate]

God I got Rita totally wrong as well this time. Though it DOES FIGURE

 

[Rita]

It sounded MOTOWN and I LOVE MOTOWN!

 

[Lucille]

because over these contests Kate has emerged as my spiritual music twin and subconsciously we don’t want to let each other down. I used to include Lucille in that too until he gave me a SEIZURE with this entry

I only HURT the ONES I LOVE babes!

 

[Rita]

Am I looking at LAST PLACE again?

 

[octophone]

I'm off to the James Acaster thingy now. I will review the remainder later.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Gremlin In Xmas Tree

Cherylyn Barnes

It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)



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@the jiva witnesses

 

[OutSynk]

Netflix Fireplace

Linneah

Season's Greetings



@IguanMoreSleep

@IguanMoreSleep I was rooting for you! We were ALL rooting for you! How DARE you!

 

[win_the_game]

Am I looking at LAST PLACE again?

Pretty sure I could have that sewn up.

 

[Kate]

Am I looking at LAST PLACE again?

Not with DRUNK DOMESTIC ABUSE DADDY, SCAT SANTA and POUNDSHOP POGUES in the running you're not. You got lucky.

 

[Rita]

That gave me THE CREEPS.

 

[ButterTart]

The Wombles

DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton

Winter



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@BlitzenTart

And it's cold outside, and I feel the winter
There's a chill in the air of secrets untold
HAYYYYYAYYYYY

 

[SDF]

Could this be my best place song to date?

Which would still be bottom half but STILL

 

[jivafox]

Cherylyn has a little message for MISERABLE Moopy:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Ghost Of Christmas Present aka The Scrooged Fairy

Hurts

All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day



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@funky

 

[dmlaw]

Oh @the jiva witnesses. Who hurt you?

 

[Iguana]

@IguanMoreSleep I was rooting for you! We were ALL rooting for you! How DARE you!

When have you EVER rooted for me? :emoji_nail_care:

 

[Lucille]

Gremlin In Xmas Tree

Cherylyn Barnes

It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)



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@the jiva witnesses

It’s ALL A LIE!

Another TRIUMPH!

 

[COB]

@the jiva witnesses should've sent THE STUD as a party track

 

[jivafox]

Oh @the jiva witnesses. Who hurt you?

YOU! With your Meat Loaf rip off!

 

[ButterTart]

The Ghost Of Christmas Present aka The Scrooged Fairy

Hurts

All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day



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@funky

Well played, @funky.

 

[OutSynk]

When have you EVER rooted for me? :emoji_nail_care:

When you needed a new avatar!

 

[Lucille]

YOU! With your Meat Loaf rip off!

!!!

 

[Iguana]

I liked it @the jiva witnesses !!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Billy From Black Christmas

The Primitives

You Trashed My Christmas



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@BoysForSeles

 

[Iguana]

The ones who were MISERABLE about Christmas did well with me

 

[Kate]

We haven't had Indie yet have we? Poundshop Pogues must be him

 

[ButterTart]

I note with interest the absolute lack of comment about my song. I assume this means you're all too busy shaking and crying at the majesty of it to be able to operate a keyboard.

 

[Kate]

@BoysForSeles IN WITH A CHANCE I think!

 

[jivafox]

Amazing BoysforSeles!

 

[Iguana]

I note with interest the absolute lack of comment about my song. I assume this means you're all too busy shaking and crying at the majesty of it to be able to operate a keyboard.

It was another good @BlitzenTart entry, spare a thought for those of us getting BLASTED this Christmas

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TITS OUT FOR MRS MILLS?

 

[ButterTart]

We haven't had Indie yet have we? Poundshop Pogues must be him

Poundshop Pogues

But yeah, that's the only one left that makes sense for him (unless he's the Weather Girls).